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Wednesday Witticisms

Wednesday, August 01, 2012      3 comments

How can you tell when Belugas are sad? They really wail. ----------------------------
----- • What activities make you feel calmer and more serene? Taking a shower, playing with your dog? • What’s your favorite form of exercise?... Read more

Tuesday Thought

Tuesday, July 31, 2012      2 comments

It takes a person with a mission to succeed. -Clarence Thomas emoticon... Read more

Feeling Bored?

Monday, July 30, 2012      3 comments

Samuel Johnson wrote, “It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having as little misery, and as much happiness as possible.” One “little thing” that can be a source of unhappiness is boredom. Try these strategies if you’re... Read more

Sunday Silly

Sunday, July 29, 2012      8 comments

Why did the monkey wear red suspenders? The blue ones broke!... Read more

Laughter is the best medicine

Saturday, July 28, 2012      4 comments

A man walked into his doctor’s office with a lettuce leaf poking out of one ear. The doctor looked at it and said, “That’s strange.” “Yes,” said the man, “and that’s just the tip of the iceberg.” Read more

4 hints for handling mail

Friday, July 27, 2012      4 comments

You come home to a towering stack of mail. What next? Everyone’s routine will be slightly different, so find out what works for you. 1. Toss junk mail the minute you identify it. This is the first and key step to handling mail. 2. Put ... Read more

Thursday's Tee-hee's

Thursday, July 26, 2012      9 comments

A lizard and a socialite heiress had a baby girl together. They named the newborn Iguana Trump. ----------------------------
------- A trooper pulled a car over on a quiet country road. As he walked up to the driver, he said, “Excuse me, ... Read more

Wednesday Witticism

Wednesday, July 25, 2012      5 comments

Which game show is popular in the north pole? Let’s Make a Seal.... Read more

MONEY AND HAPPINESS

Tuesday, July 24, 2012      3 comments

Money may affect your happiness differently depending on … • … what kind of person you are. Money has different value to different people. You might love to collect modern art, or you might love to rent old movies. You might have six childr... Read more

Monday's Mirth

Monday, July 23, 2012      4 comments

What ice cream flavor do alligators like best? Croc-y Road. ... Read more

One of 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said

Sunday, July 22, 2012      10 comments

"You cannot change the stripes of a leopard." Football player turned analyst Emmitt Smith... Read more

Saturday Silly

Saturday, July 21, 2012      7 comments

What’s the best way for a parent to get a child’s attention? Sit down and look comfortable.... Read more

Friday Funnies

Friday, July 20, 2012      6 comments

A duck walks into a psychiatrist’s office. The doctor sits up very straight and says, “I hope we can get started on a better note this time, or I’m afraid I’m not going to be able to treat you.” The duck pauses, then says it again: “QUACK!!” ... Read more

Thursday Tee-Hees

Thursday, July 19, 2012      6 comments

Two lions went into a pub, ordered some beers, and hungrily took some sandwiches out of their pockets. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the bartender. The lions swapped sandwiches. “Happy now?” ___________________... Read more

Wednesday Witticisms

Wednesday, July 18, 2012      6 comments

Where do apes like to hang out after work? The monkey bars—where else? ________________________ Justin: My apartment is really tiny. Julie: Really? How tiny is it? Justin: It’s so tiny that there isn’t even room for improvemen... Read more


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