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Wednesday Witticisms
Wednesday, August 08, 2012      4 comments

Where did the bird keep its money? In one of its bill-folds. ____________________ The mayor was driving to work when he noticed a workman digging a row of holes down the side of the road. But as soon as the holes were dug, another workm... Read more
Tuesday Tease
Tuesday, August 07, 2012      10 comments

What do you call a hippo that’s good at golf? A hippo-putt-amus.... Read more
Monday Mirth
Monday, August 06, 2012      3 comments

Where does a lion sleep? Anywhere it wants to! __________________ 4 ways to act like a true friend Everyone from ancient philosophers to contemporary scientists agrees that friendship is one of the keys to happiness. How do you ... Read more
Sunday Sillies
Sunday, August 05, 2012      6 comments

What was the tortoise doing on the highway? About 100 millimeters per hour. __________________ I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. -singer Kanye West... Read more
Anger Management
Saturday, August 04, 2012      3 comments

Sure, it's tempting to blow up at the pal who kept you waiting...again. But unless you're a Real Housewife desperate for screen time, it's far healthier to learn how to dial down your fury. Give yourself a time-out by following the four R'... Read more
Friday Frolic!
Friday, August 03, 2012      6 comments

Two aliens in a spaceship were hovering over a golf course, watching a man play alone. They had never seen golf before but they surmised it was some kind of game. They watched with interest as he messed up his tee shot, hit the ball into the woo... Read more
Thursday's Tee-Hee's
Thursday, August 02, 2012      6 comments

A kitten was sure it could win a race against a cheetah. She’d soon realize that was im-paws-able. emoticon ___... Read more
Wednesday Witticisms
Wednesday, August 01, 2012      3 comments

How can you tell when Belugas are sad? They really wail. ----------------------------
----- • What activities make you feel calmer and more serene? Taking a shower, playing with your dog? • What’s your favorite form of exercise?... Read more
Tuesday Thought
Tuesday, July 31, 2012      2 comments

It takes a person with a mission to succeed. -Clarence Thomas emoticon... Read more
Feeling Bored?
Monday, July 30, 2012      3 comments

Samuel Johnson wrote, “It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having as little misery, and as much happiness as possible.” One “little thing” that can be a source of unhappiness is boredom. Try these strategies if you’re... Read more
Sunday Silly
Sunday, July 29, 2012      8 comments

Why did the monkey wear red suspenders? The blue ones broke!... Read more
Laughter is the best medicine
Saturday, July 28, 2012      4 comments

A man walked into his doctor’s office with a lettuce leaf poking out of one ear. The doctor looked at it and said, “That’s strange.” “Yes,” said the man, “and that’s just the tip of the iceberg.” ... Read more
4 hints for handling mail
Friday, July 27, 2012      4 comments

You come home to a towering stack of mail. What next? Everyone’s routine will be slightly different, so find out what works for you. 1. Toss junk mail the minute you identify it. This is the first and key step to handling mail. 2. Put ... Read more
Thursday's Tee-hee's
Thursday, July 26, 2012      9 comments

A lizard and a socialite heiress had a baby girl together. They named the newborn Iguana Trump. ----------------------------
------- A trooper pulled a car over on a quiet country road. As he walked up to the driver, he said, “Excuse me, ... Read more
Wednesday Witticism
Wednesday, July 25, 2012      5 comments

Which game show is popular in the north pole? Let’s Make a Seal.... Read more

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