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To Thine Own Self Be True
Monday, July 16, 2012      8 comments

“It is essential to happiness that our way of living should spring from our own deep impulses and not from the accidental tastes and desires of those who happen to be our neighbors, or even our relations.” —BERTRAND RUSSELL... Read more
Sunday Silly
Sunday, July 15, 2012      5 comments

A man led his horse to the bar—but he couldn’t teach it to drink.... Read more
Saturday Sunshiny Sillies
Saturday, July 14, 2012      6 comments

How do pony spies communicate? By using horse code. ----------------------------
------- What do you call a camel with no hump? Humphrey. ----------------------------
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HAPPINESS 911
Friday, July 13, 2012      4 comments

Need a quick jolt of happiness, right now? Try this: Listen to your favorite music. Studies show that listening to music is one of the most effective ways to boost your energy and mood. For an added boost, dance around the room, too.... Read more
Exercise Your Brain
Thursday, July 12, 2012      4 comments

A good workout not only burns fat, strengthens your heart, and keeps diseases like diabetes at bay - it improves your mental health too. Work up a sweat and you'll: Think more clearly 30 minutes of jogging can improve cognitive skills... Read more
Wednesday Witticism
Wednesday, July 11, 2012      6 comments

What’s black and white and up … no, down … no, up? A zebra on a trampoline! __________________________ ... Read more
Tuesday Tickle
Tuesday, July 10, 2012      10 comments

A little girl was allowed to stay up for the beginning of her parents’ dinner party. To show her off, they asked her to say grace. “But I don’t know what to say,” she whispered nervously in front of their guests. Her mother coached her... Read more
7/9/2012
Monday, July 09, 2012      3 comments

Up really early to beat rush hour traffic - heading home!... Read more
7/8/2012
Sunday, July 08, 2012      4 comments

Had a wonderful walk this morning around my in-laws neighborhood. There's a pretty pond behind the building - with a little fountain spray in the center. We had a great dinner w/my in-laws. It was the 1st such outing for my mother-in-law &... Read more
Traveling
Saturday, July 07, 2012      4 comments

On the way to visit my in-laws in MN! emoticon ... Read more
CRUSH A CRAVING
Friday, July 06, 2012      4 comments

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Thursday Tickles
Thursday, July 05, 2012      3 comments

How do you describe members of the species Boa contractor? They’re basically snakes in the construction business. _________________ Hole in one! Two business associates, Frank and Glen, were about to start a round of golf when Fran... Read more
Fourth of July Funny
Wednesday, July 04, 2012      7 comments

A man walked into a hotel and asked to book a room. The clerk said, “I’m sorry, sir, but we’re completely full.” Frustrated, the man said, “If the president of the United States came in, I bet you’d have a room for him, wouldn’t you?” ... Read more
Tuesday Tickles
Tuesday, July 03, 2012      3 comments

The furry little creature in the tree didn’t want to spend time with the pigs on the ground. He considered it casting squirrels before swines. ----------------------------
------------ The Beach Boys walked into a bar. “Round?” “Roun... Read more
Monday Mirth
Monday, July 02, 2012      4 comments

How does a chimp unlock the door to his house? With a mon-key. _________________________ Three prisoners misbehaved and were sentenced to 25-year terms in solitary confinement. The warden allowed each of them to take one item into his c... Read more

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