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Thursday Tee-Hees

Thursday, July 19, 2012      6 comments

Two lions went into a pub, ordered some beers, and hungrily took some sandwiches out of their pockets. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the bartender. The lions swapped sandwiches. “Happy now?” ___________________... Read more

Wednesday Witticisms

Wednesday, July 18, 2012      6 comments

Where do apes like to hang out after work? The monkey bars—where else? ________________________ Justin: My apartment is really tiny. Julie: Really? How tiny is it? Justin: It’s so tiny that there isn’t even room for improvemen... Read more

Tuesday Thoughts & Tickles

Tuesday, July 17, 2012      5 comments

How do you start a dog race? “On your bark, get set, go!” emoticon Read more

To Thine Own Self Be True

Monday, July 16, 2012      8 comments

“It is essential to happiness that our way of living should spring from our own deep impulses and not from the accidental tastes and desires of those who happen to be our neighbors, or even our relations.” —BERTRAND RUSSELL... Read more

Sunday Silly

Sunday, July 15, 2012      5 comments

A man led his horse to the bar—but he couldn’t teach it to drink.... Read more

Saturday Sunshiny Sillies

Saturday, July 14, 2012      6 comments

How do pony spies communicate? By using horse code. ----------------------------
------- What do you call a camel with no hump? Humphrey. ----------------------------
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HAPPINESS 911

Friday, July 13, 2012      4 comments

Need a quick jolt of happiness, right now? Try this: Listen to your favorite music. Studies show that listening to music is one of the most effective ways to boost your energy and mood. For an added boost, dance around the room, too.... Read more

Exercise Your Brain

Thursday, July 12, 2012      4 comments

A good workout not only burns fat, strengthens your heart, and keeps diseases like diabetes at bay - it improves your mental health too. Work up a sweat and you'll: Think more clearly 30 minutes of jogging can improve cognitive skills... Read more

Wednesday Witticism

Wednesday, July 11, 2012      6 comments

What’s black and white and up … no, down … no, up? A zebra on a trampoline! __________________________ ... Read more

Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, July 10, 2012      10 comments

A little girl was allowed to stay up for the beginning of her parents’ dinner party. To show her off, they asked her to say grace. “But I don’t know what to say,” she whispered nervously in front of their guests. Her mother coached her... Read more

7/9/2012

Monday, July 09, 2012      3 comments

Up really early to beat rush hour traffic - heading home!... Read more

7/8/2012

Sunday, July 08, 2012      4 comments

Had a wonderful walk this morning around my in-laws neighborhood. There's a pretty pond behind the building - with a little fountain spray in the center. We had a great dinner w/my in-laws. It was the 1st such outing for my mother-in-law &... Read more

Traveling

Saturday, July 07, 2012      4 comments

On the way to visit my in-laws in MN! emoticon ... Read more

CRUSH A CRAVING

Friday, July 06, 2012      4 comments

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Thursday Tickles

Thursday, July 05, 2012      3 comments

How do you describe members of the species Boa contractor? They’re basically snakes in the construction business. _________________ Hole in one! Two business associates, Frank and Glen, were about to start a round of golf when Fran... Read more


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