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Monday's Mirth
Monday, July 23, 2012      4 comments

What ice cream flavor do alligators like best? Croc-y Road. ... Read more
One of 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said
Sunday, July 22, 2012      10 comments

"You cannot change the stripes of a leopard." Football player turned analyst Emmitt Smith... Read more
Saturday Silly
Saturday, July 21, 2012      7 comments

What’s the best way for a parent to get a child’s attention? Sit down and look comfortable.... Read more
Friday Funnies
Friday, July 20, 2012      6 comments

A duck walks into a psychiatrist’s office. The doctor sits up very straight and says, “I hope we can get started on a better note this time, or I’m afraid I’m not going to be able to treat you.” The duck pauses, then says it again: “QUACK!!” ... Read more
Thursday Tee-Hees
Thursday, July 19, 2012      6 comments

Two lions went into a pub, ordered some beers, and hungrily took some sandwiches out of their pockets. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the bartender. The lions swapped sandwiches. “Happy now?” ___________________... Read more
Wednesday Witticisms
Wednesday, July 18, 2012      6 comments

Where do apes like to hang out after work? The monkey bars—where else? ________________________ Justin: My apartment is really tiny. Julie: Really? How tiny is it? Justin: It’s so tiny that there isn’t even room for improvemen... Read more
Tuesday Thoughts & Tickles
Tuesday, July 17, 2012      5 comments

How do you start a dog race? “On your bark, get set, go!” emoticon ... Read more
To Thine Own Self Be True
Monday, July 16, 2012      8 comments

“It is essential to happiness that our way of living should spring from our own deep impulses and not from the accidental tastes and desires of those who happen to be our neighbors, or even our relations.” —BERTRAND RUSSELL... Read more
Sunday Silly
Sunday, July 15, 2012      5 comments

A man led his horse to the bar—but he couldn’t teach it to drink.... Read more
Saturday Sunshiny Sillies
Saturday, July 14, 2012      6 comments

How do pony spies communicate? By using horse code. ----------------------------
------- What do you call a camel with no hump? Humphrey. ----------------------------
----- ... Read more
HAPPINESS 911
Friday, July 13, 2012      4 comments

Need a quick jolt of happiness, right now? Try this: Listen to your favorite music. Studies show that listening to music is one of the most effective ways to boost your energy and mood. For an added boost, dance around the room, too.... Read more
Exercise Your Brain
Thursday, July 12, 2012      4 comments

A good workout not only burns fat, strengthens your heart, and keeps diseases like diabetes at bay - it improves your mental health too. Work up a sweat and you'll: Think more clearly 30 minutes of jogging can improve cognitive skills... Read more
Wednesday Witticism
Wednesday, July 11, 2012      6 comments

What’s black and white and up … no, down … no, up? A zebra on a trampoline! __________________________ ... Read more
Tuesday Tickle
Tuesday, July 10, 2012      10 comments

A little girl was allowed to stay up for the beginning of her parents’ dinner party. To show her off, they asked her to say grace. “But I don’t know what to say,” she whispered nervously in front of their guests. Her mother coached her... Read more
7/9/2012
Monday, July 09, 2012      3 comments

Up really early to beat rush hour traffic - heading home!... Read more

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