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Fourth of July Funny
Wednesday, July 04, 2012      7 comments

A man walked into a hotel and asked to book a room. The clerk said, “I’m sorry, sir, but we’re completely full.” Frustrated, the man said, “If the president of the United States came in, I bet you’d have a room for him, wouldn’t you?” ... Read more
Tuesday Tickles
Tuesday, July 03, 2012      3 comments

The furry little creature in the tree didn’t want to spend time with the pigs on the ground. He considered it casting squirrels before swines. ----------------------------
------------ The Beach Boys walked into a bar. “Round?” “Roun... Read more
Monday Mirth
Monday, July 02, 2012      4 comments

How does a chimp unlock the door to his house? With a mon-key. _________________________ Three prisoners misbehaved and were sentenced to 25-year terms in solitary confinement. The warden allowed each of them to take one item into his c... Read more
Thought for the day
Sunday, July 01, 2012      6 comments

Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally. emoticon... Read more
Saturday Silly
Saturday, June 30, 2012      3 comments

What’s cool, Irish, and loves to splash in the river? A hip O’Potamus.... Read more
Friday Funnies
Friday, June 29, 2012      4 comments

What do you call a bird with no eyes? Brd. emoticon __________________________ The 4 stages of happiness... Read more
4 more myths of de-cluttering
Thursday, June 28, 2012      6 comments

1. “I need to find the perfect recipient for everything I’m getting rid of.” It’s easier to part with things when you know you are giving them to someone who can use them, but don’t let this kind intention become a source of clutter in itself. ... Read more
Wednesday Witticism
Wednesday, June 27, 2012      3 comments

A young boy put together a model of a mackerel. Why did it wind up exactly the same size as the living version of the fish? He did it to scale. ... Read more
Tuesday Talk
Tuesday, June 26, 2012      2 comments

“The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.”—MARCEL PROUST ... Read more
Remember small moments
Monday, June 25, 2012      4 comments

Look for ways to record the fleeting moments that make life sweet but that so easily vanish from memory. Expressing and recalling your feelings amplifies the effect of happy experiences... Read more
Sunday Smile
Sunday, June 24, 2012      1 comments

Where do you find polar bears? It depends on where you lost them.... Read more
Saturday Sillies
Saturday, June 23, 2012      8 comments

What do you call a polar bear with earmuffs on? Call it anything you want—it can’t hear you. ____________________ Why do seagulls live near the sea? Because if they lived near the bay, they’d be called bagels.... Read more
Friday Funnies
Friday, June 22, 2012      4 comments

What does an orangutan order first at a restaurant? Ape-etizers. ___________________ During a play’s intermission, the theater manager saw a man sprawled across several seats, groaning loudly. He assumed the man was drunk, so he watched... Read more
3 ways to avoid procrastination
Thursday, June 21, 2012      1 comments

1. Do it first thing in the morning. If you dread doing something, you’re going to think of more creative excuses as the day goes on. Without delay is the easiest way. 2. If you put off a task that you try to do several times a week, try do... Read more
Wednesday Witticisms
Wednesday, June 20, 2012      2 comments

What did the upstanding weasel war hero receive? A badger of honor. ___________________ HAPPINESS: TRUE RULES Your body matters. Loving actions inspire loving feelings. __________________ Man: My wife and I would have s... Read more

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