1. “I need to find the perfect recipient for everything I’m getting rid of.” It’s easier to part with things when you know you are giving them to someone who can use them, but don’t let this kind intention become a source of clutter in itself.
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What do you call a polar bear with earmuffs on?
Call it anything you want—it can’t hear you.
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
Because if they lived near the bay, they’d be called bagels.... Read more
What does an orangutan order first at a restaurant?
During a play’s intermission, the theater manager saw a man sprawled across several seats, groaning loudly. He assumed the man was drunk, so he watched... Read more
1. Do it first thing in the morning. If you dread doing something, you’re going to think of more creative excuses as the day goes on. Without delay is the easiest way.
2. If you put off a task that you try to do several times a week, try do... Read more
What did the upstanding weasel war hero receive?
A badger of honor.
HAPPINESS: TRUE RULES
Your body matters.
Loving actions inspire
Man: My wife and I would have s... Read more
"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great." -Zig Ziglar
“The secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life.”
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How does a hippopotamus make one giant pancake?
By sitting on a stack of them.
“If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.”
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A crocodile walks into a bar … and everyone else runs out!
One night, a husband and wife were discussing their budget. “Must you really spend so much on food, darling?” asked the husband.
The... Read more
What's the difference between "dog" and "puppy"?
Every single letter.
Battle of the sexes
What’s the difference between a very pregnant woman and a supermodel?
Nothing, if the hu... Read more