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Wednesday Witticism
Wednesday, June 27, 2012      3 comments

A young boy put together a model of a mackerel. Why did it wind up exactly the same size as the living version of the fish? He did it to scale. ... Read more
Tuesday Talk
Tuesday, June 26, 2012      2 comments

“The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.”—MARCEL PROUST ... Read more
Remember small moments
Monday, June 25, 2012      4 comments

Look for ways to record the fleeting moments that make life sweet but that so easily vanish from memory. Expressing and recalling your feelings amplifies the effect of happy experiences... Read more
Sunday Smile
Sunday, June 24, 2012      1 comments

Where do you find polar bears? It depends on where you lost them.... Read more
Saturday Sillies
Saturday, June 23, 2012      8 comments

What do you call a polar bear with earmuffs on? Call it anything you want—it can’t hear you. ____________________ Why do seagulls live near the sea? Because if they lived near the bay, they’d be called bagels.... Read more
Friday Funnies
Friday, June 22, 2012      4 comments

What does an orangutan order first at a restaurant? Ape-etizers. ___________________ During a play’s intermission, the theater manager saw a man sprawled across several seats, groaning loudly. He assumed the man was drunk, so he watched... Read more
3 ways to avoid procrastination
Thursday, June 21, 2012      1 comments

1. Do it first thing in the morning. If you dread doing something, you’re going to think of more creative excuses as the day goes on. Without delay is the easiest way. 2. If you put off a task that you try to do several times a week, try do... Read more
Wednesday Witticisms
Wednesday, June 20, 2012      2 comments

What did the upstanding weasel war hero receive? A badger of honor. ___________________ HAPPINESS: TRUE RULES Your body matters. Loving actions inspire loving feelings. __________________ Man: My wife and I would have s... Read more
Tuesday Tickle
Tuesday, June 19, 2012      7 comments

Five horses were playing poker. One was dealt the worst hand of his life, so he did what any of us would probably do: he foal-ded.... Read more
Monday Maunderings
Monday, June 18, 2012      0 comments

"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great." -Zig Ziglar _________________________ “The secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life.” —WILLIAM MORRIS... Read more
Sunday Sillies
Sunday, June 17, 2012      4 comments

How does a hippopotamus make one giant pancake? By sitting on a stack of them. ____________________________
_ “If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.” —Dick Cavett ... Read more
Saturday Sillies
Saturday, June 16, 2012      1 comments

How did the French hippopotamus lose so much weight? L’hippo suction. ____________________________
_ You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. ... Read more
Friday Funnies
Friday, June 15, 2012      2 comments

A crocodile walks into a bar … and everyone else runs out! ____________________________
_ One night, a husband and wife were discussing their budget. “Must you really spend so much on food, darling?” asked the husband. The... Read more
Thursday's Tickles
Thursday, June 14, 2012      2 comments

What's the difference between "dog" and "puppy"? Every single letter. ____________________________
______________- Battle of the sexes What’s the difference between a very pregnant woman and a supermodel? Nothing, if the hu... Read more
File under "Cliched-But-True"
Wednesday, June 13, 2012      0 comments

The quirky things that make you "you" - even the so-called flaws - may turn out to be assets.... Read more

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