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Wednesday Witticisms

Wednesday, June 20, 2012      2 comments

What did the upstanding weasel war hero receive? A badger of honor. ___________________ HAPPINESS: TRUE RULES Your body matters. Loving actions inspire loving feelings. __________________ Man: My wife and I would have s... Read more

Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, June 19, 2012      7 comments

Five horses were playing poker. One was dealt the worst hand of his life, so he did what any of us would probably do: he foal-ded.... Read more

Monday Maunderings

Monday, June 18, 2012      0 comments

"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great." -Zig Ziglar _________________________ “The secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life.” —WILLIAM MORRIS... Read more

Sunday Sillies

Sunday, June 17, 2012      4 comments

How does a hippopotamus make one giant pancake? By sitting on a stack of them. ____________________________
_ “If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.” —Dick Cavett ... Read more

Saturday Sillies

Saturday, June 16, 2012      1 comments

How did the French hippopotamus lose so much weight? L’hippo suction. ____________________________
_ You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Read more

Friday Funnies

Friday, June 15, 2012      2 comments

A crocodile walks into a bar … and everyone else runs out! ____________________________
_ One night, a husband and wife were discussing their budget. “Must you really spend so much on food, darling?” asked the husband. The... Read more

Thursday's Tickles

Thursday, June 14, 2012      2 comments

What's the difference between "dog" and "puppy"? Every single letter. ____________________________
______________- Battle of the sexes What’s the difference between a very pregnant woman and a supermodel? Nothing, if the hu... Read more

File under "Cliched-But-True"

Wednesday, June 13, 2012      0 comments

The quirky things that make you "you" - even the so-called flaws - may turn out to be assets.... Read more

SECRETS OF ADULTHOOD

Tuesday, June 12, 2012      0 comments

• The quickest way to progress from A to B is not to work the hardest. • Pouring out ideas is better for creativity than doling them out by the teaspoon. • Turning the computer on and off a few times often fixes a glitch.... Read more

MONEY AND HAPPINESS

Monday, June 11, 2012      0 comments

Money can contribute to your happiness when you spend it on the things you value, but it takes self-knowledge and discipline to discover what you really want, instead of parroting the desires of other people.... Read more

A-Musings

Sunday, June 10, 2012      2 comments

If you're having a bad day, look at yourself in the mirror and smile. You have accomplished so much. Here's something to help make you smile - What do you get if you cross an ostrich with a snake? A feather boa.... Read more

6/9/2012

Saturday, June 09, 2012      1 comments

Think about the places or environments that bring out the best in you. Now figure out a way to visit them more often.... Read more

Friday Foolishness

Friday, June 08, 2012      2 comments

Some beach balls are so talented, they’re even able to balance on a seal’s nose. ... Read more

Happiness suggestions—from 200 years ago

Thursday, June 07, 2012      2 comments

In 1820, English writer Sydney Smith wrote a letter to an unhappy friend, Lady Morpeth, in which he offered 20 tips for how to be happy. Many of them hold up today. Here are the first 8: “1st. Live as well as you dare. 2nd. Go into the... Read more

6/6/2012

Wednesday, June 06, 2012      1 comments

Trimming your portions rather than totally eliminating certain foods is the simplest way to shrink your waistline. As Americans, we've grown too accustomed to supersize everything-cars, homes, entrees. But retraining your brain to view the right... Read more


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