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Friday Funnies

Friday, June 22, 2012      4 comments

What does an orangutan order first at a restaurant? Ape-etizers. ___________________ During a play’s intermission, the theater manager saw a man sprawled across several seats, groaning loudly. He assumed the man was drunk, so he watched... Read more

3 ways to avoid procrastination

Thursday, June 21, 2012      1 comments

1. Do it first thing in the morning. If you dread doing something, you’re going to think of more creative excuses as the day goes on. Without delay is the easiest way. 2. If you put off a task that you try to do several times a week, try do... Read more

Wednesday Witticisms

Wednesday, June 20, 2012      2 comments

What did the upstanding weasel war hero receive? A badger of honor. ___________________ HAPPINESS: TRUE RULES Your body matters. Loving actions inspire loving feelings. __________________ Man: My wife and I would have s... Read more

Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, June 19, 2012      7 comments

Five horses were playing poker. One was dealt the worst hand of his life, so he did what any of us would probably do: he foal-ded.... Read more

Monday Maunderings

Monday, June 18, 2012      0 comments

"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great." -Zig Ziglar _________________________ “The secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life.” —WILLIAM MORRIS... Read more

Sunday Sillies

Sunday, June 17, 2012      4 comments

How does a hippopotamus make one giant pancake? By sitting on a stack of them. ____________________________
_ “If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.” —Dick Cavett ... Read more

Saturday Sillies

Saturday, June 16, 2012      1 comments

How did the French hippopotamus lose so much weight? L’hippo suction. ____________________________
_ You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Read more

Friday Funnies

Friday, June 15, 2012      2 comments

A crocodile walks into a bar … and everyone else runs out! ____________________________
_ One night, a husband and wife were discussing their budget. “Must you really spend so much on food, darling?” asked the husband. The... Read more

Thursday's Tickles

Thursday, June 14, 2012      2 comments

What's the difference between "dog" and "puppy"? Every single letter. ____________________________
______________- Battle of the sexes What’s the difference between a very pregnant woman and a supermodel? Nothing, if the hu... Read more

File under "Cliched-But-True"

Wednesday, June 13, 2012      0 comments

The quirky things that make you "you" - even the so-called flaws - may turn out to be assets.... Read more

SECRETS OF ADULTHOOD

Tuesday, June 12, 2012      0 comments

• The quickest way to progress from A to B is not to work the hardest. • Pouring out ideas is better for creativity than doling them out by the teaspoon. • Turning the computer on and off a few times often fixes a glitch.... Read more

MONEY AND HAPPINESS

Monday, June 11, 2012      0 comments

Money can contribute to your happiness when you spend it on the things you value, but it takes self-knowledge and discipline to discover what you really want, instead of parroting the desires of other people.... Read more

A-Musings

Sunday, June 10, 2012      2 comments

If you're having a bad day, look at yourself in the mirror and smile. You have accomplished so much. Here's something to help make you smile - What do you get if you cross an ostrich with a snake? A feather boa.... Read more

6/9/2012

Saturday, June 09, 2012      1 comments

Think about the places or environments that bring out the best in you. Now figure out a way to visit them more often.... Read more

Friday Foolishness

Friday, June 08, 2012      2 comments

Some beach balls are so talented, they’re even able to balance on a seal’s nose. ... Read more


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