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Words of Wisdom

Wednesday, October 19, 2011      4 comments

NEVER . . . “ . . . ascribe to malice that which can be explained by incompetence.” —Napoleon “ . . . hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.” —Winston Churchill “ . . . throw mud... Read more

Travel Hassle

Tuesday, October 18, 2011      2 comments

Two turkey vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead armadillos. The flight attendant stops them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, we allow only one carrion per passenger.” Read more

10-17-2011

Monday, October 17, 2011      5 comments

There's no place like home.... Read more

BRAINTEASER

Thursday, October 13, 2011      4 comments

Two-eff Jeff was sitting in a chair in the middle of the room. One-eff Jef walked up and said, “I’ll bet you a dollar that before I run around your chair three times, you’ll get up. And I promise I won’t push you or throw things at you. When ... Read more

Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, October 11, 2011      2 comments

What do you get when you use LSD along with birth-control pills? A trip without the kids. emoticon Read more

GO FOR COLOR

Monday, October 10, 2011      4 comments

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10/9/2011

Sunday, October 09, 2011      1 comments

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SUNDAY FUNNIES

Saturday, October 08, 2011      3 comments

REAL HAIR SALON NAMES • Tortoise & the Hair • Cutting Corner • The Hairport • Inhairitance • Grateful Heads • Illegally Blonde • Cutting Remarks • The Mane Event • Cut ‘N’ Run • Curl Up and Dye ... Read more

A RANDOM ORIGIN

Friday, October 07, 2011      1 comments

THE ICE CAPADES In 1940 John H. Harris, owner of a Pittsburgh minor-league hockey team, booked former Olympic figure skaters to perform during game intermissions to increase family attendance. It worked, and as Harris added jugglers, clowns, a... Read more

10/6/2011

Thursday, October 06, 2011      1 comments

“Wherever men have lived, there is a story to be told.”—HENRY DAVID THOREAU ... Read more

10/5/2011

Wednesday, October 05, 2011      2 comments

“To know that one has never really tried—that is the only death.” —MARIE DRESSLER, Canadian actress Like I always say...one day at a time, one step at a time... Read more

ON THE JOB

Tuesday, October 04, 2011      2 comments

FIRST JOBS OF FAMOUS PEOPLE • Steve McQueen was a towel boy in a brothel. • Danny DeVito was a hairdresser at his sister’s salon. • Chris Rock was a busboy at a Red Lobster. • Bill Gates was a page in the Washington state capito... Read more

A Soothing Soak

Monday, October 03, 2011      4 comments

Feeling bad after a breakup? Wish your new coworkers had invited you to happy hour? Instead of drowning your sorrows in a tub of Ben & Jerry's, submerge yourself in a different tub altogether. New research from Yale University shows that ... Read more

HOW TO FIND YOUR HAPPY PLACE

Sunday, October 02, 2011      5 comments

emoticon Stop trying so hard! Setting out to make yourself blissful can backfire. Women reported experie... Read more

Get a natural glow

Saturday, October 01, 2011      2 comments

emoticon Grapes are more than just a delicious snack. The fruit is also a great natural cleanser, according t... Read more


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