Tuesday, July 28, 2015
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Monday, July 27, 2015
Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!
Sunday, July 26, 2015
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.... Read more
Saturday, July 25, 2015
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?... Read more
Thursday, July 23, 2015
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? -- She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!... Read more
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass...it is about learning to dance in the rain.
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
I have chosen this as my new mantra. Having reached an age where I no longer have to work, I feel like it's about time that I stop stressing out ab... Read more
Monday, July 20, 2015
So that's what I've been doing wrong!
Sunday, July 19, 2015
Today is National Ice Cream Day!
Saturday, July 18, 2015
I once farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels.... Read more
Friday, July 17, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! Read more
Thursday, July 16, 2015
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
Snowballs ... Read more
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
This tastes funny. Read more
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
You are somebody's reason to smile.
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Monday, July 13, 2015
You have to get through the storm to see the rainbow.... Read more