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The sky is falling,
Tuesday, March 08, 2011      7 comments

pigs have flown, the world is ending & the devil bought a zamboni to groom all the ice in hell. I realized after doing my time on the treadmill last night that I did not hate and resent every single step I took. I won't go so far as to say... Read more
Questions that haunt me
Monday, March 07, 2011      9 comments

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that e... Read more
Catnip Junkies
Sunday, March 06, 2011      3 comments

When my cat Fangface died 2 years ago I buried him in the corner of the garden and planted a catnip plant on top of his grave. Last summer I added 2 more plants and spent several days drying a lot of catnip, most of which I gave to a local cat ... Read more
A poem from DOODIE59
Friday, March 04, 2011      3 comments

posted as a comment on a blog about one of my cats, I still laugh when I read it (written by Field Marshall Montgomery, her sister's cat, and who lived through the aftermath of this episode): white lady pale and nice sleeps gently with ... Read more
Bathrooms
Thursday, March 03, 2011      9 comments

I suspect I have bathroom issues. Not me personally but issues with how other people use bathrooms. I blame my mother for giving me this complex. Her bladder is the size of the Goodyear blimp. Mine is the size of a pea. She would pick m... Read more
Scale War: A Call to Arms
Wednesday, March 02, 2011      5 comments

This public service announcement was paid for by the Committee of Concerned Size 12 Clothing. Our bitter enemies, the Scale Gremlins, have not given up the fight. Their sole objective is to topple the ever-shrinking Empire of Fangfacekitty... Read more
Favorite Websites
Saturday, February 26, 2011      5 comments

Some of the websites I use most often, in no particular order or reason (I've left out the shopping & coupon sites): Nutrition Data - to get the full listing of vitamins / minerals for foods nutritiondata.self.com/ G... Read more
Burglars
Thursday, February 24, 2011      9 comments

13 THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU 1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I wa... Read more
Scale War: The Fading of a Hero
Saturday, February 19, 2011      2 comments

In the on-going war with the evil Scale Gremlin emoticon ... Read more
Ambushed!
Friday, February 18, 2011      8 comments

Today was Zumba class in Fangfacekitty's empire and since laundry had not been done and a reward was in order for defeating the evil Scale Gremlins on Monday, new workout clothes were purchased at Target during lunch. Fangfacekitty was feel... Read more
Stupid dog
Wednesday, February 16, 2011      11 comments

Right now I'm (not) seriously considering killing the dog. I live in Michigan, it's winter. Yes it is cold outside and yes we have snow. But that is not a reason to pee on my carpet!!! Stupid dog barks at everything else under the sun but wo... Read more
Scale War: The Battle of the Cookies
Tuesday, February 15, 2011      3 comments

In January the evil Scale Gremlin empire made an incursion against Fangfacekitty’s resolve. This brief border violation was quickly and decisively repelled and the Scale Gremlins retreated, using the excuse that one of them had merely misread t... Read more
The scale gremlins are not amused
Monday, February 14, 2011      5 comments

A few days ago I mentioned in my blog that I defeated the scale gremlins in vicious hand to hand combat, thereby overcoming my mini-plateau and continuing my downward journey on the scale. Apparently scale gremlins can read and they were no... Read more
To eat or not to eat?
Saturday, February 12, 2011      3 comments

Should this even be a question? Obviously we need to eat to live. Many people eat too little because of poverty, sickness, famine, etc., through no fault of their own. And many people eat too much. That is why we end up here after al... Read more
Don't forget to breathe!
Wednesday, February 09, 2011      6 comments

As I am constantly admonished by the virtual Wii Fit Plus trainer guy. emoticon And I realized he's right, I ... Read more

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