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MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (cute)
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken.."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always ... Read more
I Survived Another 5K!! DH status also here.
I had a great time Saturday! DD, DGS, DGS's fiancÚ and I walked in the 5K Susan Komen Walk for breast cancer (with about 10,000 other people). We walked about a mile from where we had to park to the starting line...so I figure we walked at lea... Read more
TABLE MANNERS (joke of the day)
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his... Read more
One Year SparkVersary today & DH status
One year ago today I found SP quite by accident. I had been overweight for some time & was looking for a height/weight chart on the net. Talk about good luck!!
During the past year I have lost many inches (not sure how many because I ... Read more
Busy, busy week ahead.....
Today I start Week 3 of my 5K Training program. Plan to walk 30minutes today, 2 miles on Tuesday & 2,25 in Thursday.
Tomorrow (Mon.) DH will have procedure in hospital as outpatient for help with his edema in lower extremities (nothing e... Read more
THE OLD WOMAN AND THE PORTRAIT
An old woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "I want you to paint me with a diamond necklace and earrings, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."
"But you're not wearing any of those things," the artist replied. ... Read more
I've Lost My Mind & Need Help Finding It!
Don't you just hate it when you do something & then can't go back to it? A few days ago I joined a Challenge to drink 8 + cups of water a day & put down my goal. Now I can't find it on SP (have checked all my Spark Teams twice). Can anyone he... Read more
IT'S WHAT YOU SCATTER (from my e-mail)
IT'S WHAT YOU SCATTER
I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes... I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas.
I paid for my pot... Read more
They came in the darkness & left destruction.....
Checked the garden this morning.....deer came last night & ate my beautiful watermelon plants and most of the okra leaves! I have used moth balls, red pepper, a fake owl, hung aluminum plates around & until 2 days ago was taking a dirty piece o... Read more
52 hrs later...down 2 lbs.....finally have lights & water! WOOHOO!!
The storm that came through here Wed. at 2 PM did not cause any damage, but we lost electricity & our community water. They finally came back on yesterday at 6 PM. We, thankfully, had a generator to keep our freezers & refrigerator going & som... Read more
1. You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself.
2. Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
3. It is never too late to become what you might have been.
4. The pursuit of happiness is... Read more
I quit exercising and lost 2 pounds.......WHAT??????
As many of you know I have been experiencing severe pain from bilateral trochanteric bursitis. I was in week 3 of my 5K Training Program when the pain got so bad I was not sleeping and could sit only for a short time. I went to the doctor & go... Read more
Still pain....bilateral greater trochanteric bursitis
This is what the PA at my doctor's office said I had yesterday after thorough examination. I have read up on it today on the internet & I agree with her. She gave me a steroid shot in each side of my hip in the bursa sac region. Ouch!! When ... Read more
Osteoarthritis pain.....part 2
Slept very little last night due to pain...up since 2:30 AM. Last night in bed I could feel the pain in my left hip, lower part of my back & some in my left leg to ankle. Will call doctor 1st thing in the morning & see when I can get in to se... Read more
Osteoarthritis Pain....please go away!
I am in Week 3 of my 5K Walking Program & need to walk 2.25 miles today. Since I have had bad pain for the last 2 days (& lost sleep nights), I will try & do the walk on my treadmill, but will be in a slower pace. I have osteoarthritis in both... Read more