A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard.
The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat t... Read more
The Guitarist (joke)
As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauperís cemetery in the back country. As I was not famili... Read more
Hanging the onions & garden on the patio (with pictures)
When it was time to pull the large onions from the garden I hung them one-by-one on string on my porch with a "slip knot" holding each one. I cannot describe how to do this but I am sure you can find the instructions for the knot on the inte... Read more
A Laugh, A Smile, and Be Positive
BARB: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Barb.
How'd you die?
BARB: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
BARB: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about ... Read more
Husband & Wife
On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new husband and asked
For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
In his highly aroused state,
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
L... Read more
3 Days = 15 Days, what??????
15 days ago the carpenter started on our room. We removed EVERYTHING (including my satellite which made me off-line). She said the job would take about 3 days & we are 15 days & still not finished. The floor is finished, so we moved the satel... Read more
I did not forget
I got all my onions pulled, pulled the weeds from around the tomato plants and have hung the onions with "kite" string on my porch. I did not forget a couple of people who commented on my last post about the onions that I would take pictures & ... Read more
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the tuck and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into... Read more
A COWBOY TOMBSTONE
>> A COWBOY TOMBSTONE :
>> Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J.
Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing
that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest. ... Read more
>>It happened at a New York Airport . This is hilarious. I wish I had
>>the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United
>>Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while
>>making her point, when confronted w... Read more
Gardening is hard work, but the results are nice
I spent 2 1/4 hours today in the garden. It was time to dig the potatoes. They turned out good & I got my exercise for the day....all that bending up & down, carrying the heavy buckets, using the shovel at times.
Now my onions will have t... Read more
Papa Joe Aviance Lost 250 Pounds on the '99-Cent Diet'
This is an interesting article. You will probably have to copy & paste the address below.
Happy reading & happy Sparking!
t-diet-could-it-work-you... Read more
AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
THESE REALLY WORK!!
I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!
AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVO... Read more
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.'
'And why not, darling?'
'You know that it always gives you a headache the next m... Read more
WOMEN IN LEATHER DRESSES
Did you know this about leather dresses:
Did you know that when a woman wears a leather dress,
a man's HEART beats quicker.
his THROAT gets dry,
he gets WEAK in the knees,
and he THINKS irrationally.
EVER WONDER WHY?
It's ... Read more
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