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Joke

Friday, September 27, 2013      9 comments

A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard. The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat t... Read more

The Guitarist (joke)

Sunday, September 15, 2013      3 comments

As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauperís cemetery in the back country. As I was not famili... Read more

Hanging the onions & garden on the patio (with pictures)

Thursday, September 12, 2013      6 comments

When it was time to pull the large onions from the garden I hung them one-by-one on string on my porch with a "slip knot" holding each one. I cannot describe how to do this but I am sure you can find the instructions for the knot on the inte... Read more

A Laugh, A Smile, and Be Positive

Monday, August 05, 2013      8 comments

BARB: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Barb. How'd you die? BARB: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! BARB: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about ... Read more

Husband & Wife

Friday, July 26, 2013      8 comments

On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made L... Read more

3 Days = 15 Days, what??????

Saturday, July 20, 2013      4 comments

15 days ago the carpenter started on our room. We removed EVERYTHING (including my satellite which made me off-line). She said the job would take about 3 days & we are 15 days & still not finished. The floor is finished, so we moved the satel... Read more

I did not forget

Friday, June 28, 2013      6 comments

I got all my onions pulled, pulled the weeds from around the tomato plants and have hung the onions with "kite" string on my porch. I did not forget a couple of people who commented on my last post about the onions that I would take pictures & ... Read more

Weather (joke)

Thursday, June 20, 2013      6 comments

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the tuck and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into... Read more

A COWBOY TOMBSTONE

Tuesday, June 18, 2013      11 comments

>> A COWBOY TOMBSTONE : >> >> Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest. ... Read more

Airport Check-In

Monday, June 17, 2013      9 comments

> >>It happened at a New York Airport . This is hilarious. I wish I had >>the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United >>Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while >>making her point, when confronted w... Read more

Gardening is hard work, but the results are nice

Wednesday, June 12, 2013      8 comments

I spent 2 1/4 hours today in the garden. It was time to dig the potatoes. They turned out good & I got my exercise for the day....all that bending up & down, carrying the heavy buckets, using the shovel at times. Now my onions will have t... Read more

Papa Joe Aviance Lost 250 Pounds on the '99-Cent Diet'

Wednesday, June 05, 2013      3 comments

This is an interesting article. You will probably have to copy & paste the address below. Happy reading & happy Sparking! http://health.yahoo.net/expe
rts/yourbestfitness/99-cen
t-diet-could-it-work-you... Read more

AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Wednesday, May 29, 2013      10 comments

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVO... Read more

SUNDAY JOKES

Sunday, May 26, 2013      11 comments

DRESS-UP A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.' 'And why not, darling?' 'You know that it always gives you a headache the next m... Read more

WOMEN IN LEATHER DRESSES

Thursday, May 23, 2013      8 comments

Did you know this about leather dresses: Did you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's HEART beats quicker. his THROAT gets dry, he gets WEAK in the knees, and he THINKS irrationally. EVER WONDER WHY? It's ... Read more


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