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A Little Southern Humor
Saturday, April 14, 2012      7 comments

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a... Read more
BLONDE EASTER (LOL)
Saturday, April 07, 2012      12 comments

Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s eas... Read more
SP: We Have Babies!!
Thursday, April 05, 2012      6 comments

Miss Kitty had 4 babies today. I had a pet taxi on the porch just outside our door with an old towel in it. When it was cold the cats would sleep in it. This is where she had her babies. Do not know the sexes of anything, but maybe later I c... Read more
Matt Dillon came like a thief in the night & got Miss Kitty pregnant!!
Wednesday, April 04, 2012      9 comments

Matt Dillon is a large male cat in my neighborhood. Miss Kitty is my female cat. Her 2 other "adult boys" (Festus & Doc) have been neutered, but I have not had time to get her spayed (yet). Sorry, if you have never seen Matt Dillon in "Gunsmo... Read more
"I have a gun, & I know how to use it! Get out of the car." (THIS IS HILARIOUS!)
Friday, March 30, 2012      20 comments

(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.) GET OUT OF THE CAR!! An elderly Florida lady did her shopping &, upon returning to her car, found 4 males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. ... Read more
Another Gardening Blog (Boy am I tired!)
Wednesday, March 28, 2012      4 comments

I just spent 2 hours in my garden working!! WHEW! Hope I can get out of bed in the morning. I pulled up 4 rows of multiplying onions (they were through producing) & put them in the shed to dry. Will replant next year for more onions. Th... Read more
Results of tests last week
Saturday, March 24, 2012      9 comments

I promised to post the results of my tests done last week so here goes: Mammogram, chest x-ray & blood work all good (3 yr. breast cancer survivor checkup) Heart echo was good although I have a murmur, but said nothing to worry about. ... Read more
POEM OF THE YEAR FOR SENIOR CITIZENS
Saturday, March 24, 2012      8 comments

The computer swallowed Grandma. Yes, honestly it’s true! She pressed 'control and 'enter' And disappeared from view. It devoured her completely, The thought just makes me squirm. she must have caught a vi... Read more
Important Mammogram Information
Sunday, March 18, 2012      12 comments

A few months ago I received some information that more women are getting thyroid cancer. (The thyroid is a "butterfly shaped" gland in the front of your neck). They were wondering if having mammograms was causing this change. When you have you... Read more
Internet Problems & Garden Update
Wednesday, March 14, 2012      5 comments

Yesterday my internet connection was sooooooooooooooo slow. I rebooted my computer several times with no help & finally rebooted the modem on my satellite. It took over an hour for it to come back, but it did work. I went down to the gar... Read more
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME LOGIC
Saturday, March 10, 2012      7 comments

When told the reason for daylight savings time the Old Indian said, "Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket."... Read more
THE HOTEL BILL
Friday, March 09, 2012      8 comments

The Hotel Bill An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of Chicago's most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for ... Read more
Gardening Through The Pain
Thursday, March 08, 2012      4 comments

I worked in the garden for the last 2 days. Yesterday I planted 4 rows of Texas 1015 onions & the day before planted 5 rows of potatoes. I have no tiller & all this was done by hand! That hoe & rake will definitely wake up the muscles, not to ... Read more
Piriformis pain.....a real pain in the butt!!
Saturday, March 03, 2012      3 comments

Piriformis syndrome results when the piriformis muscle deep in the hip irritates the sciatic nerve and causes sciatic pain. I do not know what I did to get this, but it is really painful. My left hip hurts to walk, sit or whatever & I have to ... Read more
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM (LOL)
Tuesday, February 28, 2012      4 comments

A Woman’s Week At the Gym If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday th... Read more

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