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A Little Southern Humor
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a... Read more
BLONDE EASTER (LOL)
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s eas... Read more
SP: We Have Babies!!
Miss Kitty had 4 babies today. I had a pet taxi on the porch just outside our door with an old towel in it. When it was cold the cats would sleep in it. This is where she had her babies. Do not know the sexes of anything, but maybe later I c... Read more
Matt Dillon came like a thief in the night & got Miss Kitty pregnant!!
Matt Dillon is a large male cat in my neighborhood. Miss Kitty is my female cat. Her 2 other "adult boys" (Festus & Doc) have been neutered, but I have not had time to get her spayed (yet). Sorry, if you have never seen Matt Dillon in "Gunsmo... Read more
"I have a gun, & I know how to use it! Get out of the car." (THIS IS HILARIOUS!)
(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.)
GET OUT OF THE CAR!!
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping &, upon returning to her car, found 4 males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
... Read more
Another Gardening Blog (Boy am I tired!)
I just spent 2 hours in my garden working!! WHEW! Hope I can get out of bed in the morning.
I pulled up 4 rows of multiplying onions (they were through producing) & put them in the shed to dry. Will replant next year for more onions. Th... Read more
Results of tests last week
I promised to post the results of my tests done last week so here goes:
Mammogram, chest x-ray & blood work all good (3 yr. breast cancer survivor checkup)
Heart echo was good although I have a murmur, but said nothing to worry about. ... Read more
POEM OF THE YEAR FOR SENIOR CITIZENS
The computer swallowed Grandma.
Yes, honestly it’s true!
She pressed 'control and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
she must have caught a vi... Read more
Important Mammogram Information
A few months ago I received some information that more women are getting thyroid cancer. (The thyroid is a "butterfly shaped" gland in the front of your neck). They were wondering if having mammograms was causing this change. When you have you... Read more
Internet Problems & Garden Update
Yesterday my internet connection was sooooooooooooooo slow. I rebooted my computer several times with no help & finally rebooted the modem on my satellite. It took over an hour for it to come back, but it did work.
I went down to the gar... Read more
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME LOGIC
When told the reason for daylight savings time the Old Indian said, "Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket."... Read more
THE HOTEL BILL
The Hotel Bill
An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of Chicago's most expensive hotels.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for ... Read more
Gardening Through The Pain
I worked in the garden for the last 2 days. Yesterday I planted 4 rows of Texas 1015 onions & the day before planted 5 rows of potatoes. I have no tiller & all this was done by hand! That hoe & rake will definitely wake up the muscles, not to ... Read more
Piriformis pain.....a real pain in the butt!!
Piriformis syndrome results when the piriformis muscle deep in the hip irritates the sciatic nerve and causes sciatic pain. I do not know what I did to get this, but it is really painful. My left hip hurts to walk, sit or whatever & I have to ... Read more
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM (LOL)
A Woman’s Week At the Gym
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.
For my birthday th... Read more