The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal... Read more
The doctor's office called yesterday & the blood work showed I had normal uric acid level. (not gout?). She (the doctor) wanted me to take some gout medicine for 30 days just to see if it would help, but when I got to the drug store I refused t... Read more
A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing,
when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong.
Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm just so in love
with my twenty-five-year-old wife."
"What's wrong with t... Read more
OUCH!! This one hit where it hurts!
This was on my Start Page this morning:
There’s a difference between interest and commitment. When you are interested in doing something, you do it only when it is convenient. When you are committed to something, you accept no excuses; on... Read more
Do You Have One Of These?
Every woman deserves a man who calls her baby, kisses her like he means it, holds her like he never wants to let her go, doesn't cheat or lie, wipes her tears when she cries, doesn't make her jealous of other women, instead makes other women... Read more
NEVER JUDGE ANYONE
ý~ Never Judge Anyone ~
A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call ASAP, changed his clothes and went directly to the surgery block.
He found the boy’s father going and co... Read more
Conversation With God
Me (in a tizzy) : God, can I ask you something?
> GOD: Sure.
> Me: Promise you won't get mad?
> GOD: I promise.
> Me (frustrated): Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
> GOD: What do you mean?
> ... Read more
THE BLONDE FROM CORK
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the Casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm comple... Read more
GOOD SAMARITAN A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?" A thoughtful little girl broke the hu... Read more
Dan wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's New Year's Eve Party. Dan is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was fee... Read more
I'm the person who goes into a restaurant, sits down and patiently waits while the waitresses finish their visiting before taking my order.
I'm the person who goes into a department store and stands quietly while the clerks finish their lit... Read more
Day #12 & I am still here (Jan. Jumpstart Workout Challenge)
Today is day #12 of this challenge. So far I am doing okay. I have to "adjust" some of the exercises because of my medical issues. Cardio consists of walking on my treadmill, walking with Leslie, or doing Nicole's Cardio Blast DVD.
How i... Read more
Going Back In Time To April 8, 1864
DH & I spent an enjoyable day yesterday in LA at the Mansfield Museum & site of a great Civil War battle. (We live in Texas right on the LA border so did not have too far to drive).
Looking at the rifles, cannons, uniforms, old letters to ... Read more
THE HOUSE OF PRAYER (From www.guideposts.com)
Mysterious Ways: The House of Prayer
My son was dying and I needed comfort so badly.
By Wanda Priddy, Pearcy, Arkansas
All I learned about prayer I learned at 218 Maylott Street. That was where I grew up, raised by my grandma,... Read more
What A Way To Start The New Year!!
We awoke at 2:30 AM to the alarm going off on the oxygen machine telling us the electricity was off. DH sleeps under oxygen for his COPD & I got up to come upstairs and get the portable unit which worked alright, but every 8 hours he needs elec... Read more
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