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Help, please! Diet after cholecystectomy?

Saturday, August 02, 2014      2 comments

I am scheduled (in 4 days) for a laparoscopic cholecystectomy & am wondering if I need to adjust my diet afterwards. I plan to ask my doctor about this before surgery, but would like tips from any SP who have had this done. Any other problems ... Read more


Tuesday, April 29, 2014      4 comments

> > > SWISHING! ! ! > > A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. > The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? > The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems > to lose his temper... Read more

Please help!! Need to delete from nutrition page.

Sunday, March 02, 2014      3 comments

I entered the wrong amount on one of my lunch items. I don't know how to take it off. I could do it on the "old" nutrition page, but am stumped on this new page. Thanks in advance. Deanna... Read more

OMG, my new scale sent me into shock!

Thursday, February 27, 2014      6 comments

I have been using an old "dial" scale ever since I started on SP. It never records can get on & it would give one reading, & after getting off & on again it would register another reading. I bought a new digital scale a couple of ... Read more


Sunday, February 16, 2014      2 comments

Do a Grouch a Favor Day is celebrated on February 16th of each year. A grouch is a person who is habitually grumpy or ill-tempered. The idea is to look bast the grumpiness and do them a favor anyway, even if that favor is only a smile. <... Read more


Thursday, February 06, 2014      1 comments

Most of us were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You ... Read more


Sunday, February 02, 2014      1 comments

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be insitut8ionalized. "Well," said the director, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empt... Read more


Monday, January 27, 2014      6 comments

Laughing Matters An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am emba... Read more

Speeding Victim

Tuesday, January 21, 2014      4 comments

A police officer in a small town stopped a motoring who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer! " the man began "I can explain." "Just be quiet, snapped the officer. I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets... Read more


Tuesday, January 14, 2014      4 comments

Friendship between women: A woman doesnít come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it. Frien... Read more


Wednesday, January 08, 2014      4 comments

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A s... Read more

Thank You, Spark Members

Friday, November 29, 2013      3 comments

Thank each & everyone of you who took the tme to write on my Spark Page or send me a Goodie today on my 71st birthday! It means a lot to me. I have not been active for a while on SP due to various family issues. Hope to get back "up to ... Read more

The Man In The Hot Air Balloon

Saturday, October 19, 2013      8 comments

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,Ē Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." ... Read more


Tuesday, October 15, 2013      14 comments

Dear Wife, Iím writing you this letter to tell you that Iím leaving you forever. Iíve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your ... Read more

Almonds & Old People (joke)

Monday, October 07, 2013      6 comments

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his sho... Read more

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