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STYLE SHOW

Friday, August 12, 2011      13 comments

ONE OF MY SISTER-IN-LAWS SEWS A LOT OF PAGEANT SUITS AND SHE USE TO SEW WEDDING APPAREL ALSO, SHE HAD A STYLE SHOW FOR HER CHURCH'S LADIES GROUP AND MY 4 YEAR OLD GRANDDAUGHTER MODELED FOR HER. SHE DID FINE UNTIL SHE HAD TO GO OUT ON STAGE T... Read more

THE "HOTTEST GIRLS" AT KEWAUNEE TROUT FEST

Monday, July 18, 2011      13 comments

youtu.be/ZszISRPG5B8 THIS IS A LINK TO THE KEWAUNEE CHAMBERMAIDS (an all guy band) THAT IS IN THE TROUT FEST PARADE EACH YEAR. THEY ARE HILARIOUS TO WATCH . MOST ARE MEMBERS OF OUR BUSINESS COMMUNITY. HOPE IT OPENS ... Read more

A CARROT, AN EGG AND A CUP OF COFFEE

Wednesday, July 13, 2011      10 comments

A carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee...You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make ... Read more

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!

Saturday, July 02, 2011      13 comments

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 04. People call at 9 PM and ask,"did I wake you?" 05. People no longer... Read more

LIFE IS TOUGH IF YOU ARE STUPID!!

Friday, July 01, 2011      17 comments

THESE ARE TRUE ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said... Read more

SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR HIS BIRTHDAY

Thursday, May 19, 2011      7 comments

It was Jim's birthday, and he was considered to be an "old man" by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim's friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker. The call girl, as she... Read more

SPEEDING TICKET? NO

Wednesday, May 18, 2011      10 comments

State Trooper on the NYS Thruway (I90) gave me a ticket the other day. Speeding? No. I was driving in the Granny lane (slow) and the Trooper pulled up beside me. I hit a pheasent that stepped into the road from the shoulder. ... Read more

SENIOR CITIZENS GETTING MARRIED

Wednesday, May 18, 2011      9 comments

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behi... Read more

A FEW MEDICAL JOKES

Monday, May 16, 2011      12 comments

Four-Letter Surgery Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. "I'm OK but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered. "What did he say," asked the nurse. "OOPS!" ... Read more

PARKINSON'S DRUG STUDY FOR PRELADENANT

Thursday, April 28, 2011      6 comments

THIS STUDY IS FOR PATIENTS WITH MODERATE TO SEVERE PARKINSONíS DISEASE. THE MAIN STUDY WILL INVESTIGATE THE BENEFITS OF PRELADENANT. THERE WILL ALSO BE A SUB STUDY TO SEE WHETHER THERE MAY BE A GENETIC OR INHERITED REASON FOR DIFFERENCES I... Read more

CHURCH BULLETIN ANNOUNCEMENTS

Saturday, April 23, 2011      10 comments

Church Bulletin Announcement Jokes 1. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. 2. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. 3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 4. Fo... Read more

GREAT TRUTHS and SUCESS OF GROWING OLD

Friday, April 15, 2011      7 comments

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that... Read more

Heating pads burn

Monday, April 11, 2011      10 comments

Last night as I was gettig ready for bed i felt something on my back. I reached back and I could feel something wet so I figured I had scratched myself. Well I sure did and it was a blister that I broke open and did it hurt. When I looked in mi... Read more

ME? EXERCISE?

Saturday, April 09, 2011      9 comments

I've never had a gym class due to injuries from a car accident. Back in the 60"s I don't recall having physical therapy. I remember being in a body cast for 3 months and when I went to hospital to have cast taken off I was there for a few days... Read more

The Brick

Wednesday, March 30, 2011      8 comments

A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his c... Read more


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