hal-OOOOOO....in numerous ways
I know, I know...I make one little penis cake (or not so little, in my case) and it all goes to pot...but c'mon, fan, you know you missed me! ;)
So I just realized that I've been a Sparker since January. And it's now October. And I could ... Read more
Just call me Lushy!!
Holy crap ( I would use a more descriptive term, but I don't want the Spark Po-lice coming after me!). Talk about falling off the friggin' wagon. That SUCKED. Note to self: Don't do that again, DumbA$$!
So how did my spiral down to the ... Read more
My girlfriend Amy is getting married next weekend on the beach (sheís the one we had THE Bachelorette Party for...Iím telliní ya, fan, you should have been there!), and since my entire family is of course going (hubby is the best man), and since... Read more
Welcome to my Tie-Dyed World!!
I have a song that I want to sing for you, fan, which pretty much sums up the last 3 weeks of my life.
ďIf you want to be a grump,
But could you be a grump
A little further a-WAY!!
Itís not that I donít lo... Read more
What makes me look thinner, paisley or plaid???
I suck, I know, I suck...but címon, who the hell wants to blog, on a weight loss website, about how much crap they ate all frigginí weekend??? I just donít understand why, when you go on a scrapbook retreat to the beach, there canít be SOME hea... Read more
Contrary to personal belief, I am NOT a Rock Star!
"Ooooh, my head..." - Shanna Johnson, Feb. 16th, at NOON.
Yep, you heard right. NOON. I am officially an idiot. And NOT a Rock Star.
Isn't it said somewhere that fat people (and let me say here, that when I say "fat people", I'm rea... Read more
Happy B-day, your booty looks FAB!!!
Oh, hell, fan, I had to bite the bullet Monday eve and head to the Mall with my BF to...Gawd...TRY ON CLOTHES. See, my birthday is Friday and I really wanted something relatively nice (and a touch bit hoochie!) for our night out with the girls.... Read more
Have you tried the Dirt Coke Cake?
A friend told me about how you can make a cake with just a can of diet soda (Diet Sprite or something similar for yellow cake, Diet Coke or something similar for chocolate), and cook it following the directions on the box. Easy? Well, I emaile... Read more
An Un-Ode to the Passenger seat
I'm the one who drives the most in our family. Not particularly by choice, it's more of a survival instinct, as my husband and I have gotten in some pretty heated "discussions" on how he should be driving, so it's just best that I drive and he k... Read more
The slow demise of "The Shelf".
My husband has always said that you can't take me anywhere when there's food involved, because no matter what, I end up with food stains all over the front of my shirt/blouse/dress. In the beginning, I thought this was a compliment (in his joke... Read more
The DH and I took the kiddos to the neighborhood park this afternoon. It's GORGEOUS here today, crystal clear and 65 degrees, FABULOUS.
So I have Nate (the 2.5 y.o.) in the jogger, and Ella (the 5 y.o.) is riding her brand new bike that she g... Read more
Enough about me...what do YOU think about me? :)
I've never "Blogged" before, but sometimes I feel like I have just SOOOO many, interesting, awe-inspiring things to say, so what the hell? :)
On one of my team pages we were asked to come up with 10 things about ourselves, so I thought it w... Read more
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