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BELDAME
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Interwebz Comment Section Comment of the Day (narcicism edition):
Thursday, January 21, 2016      2 comments

On a Sparkpeople article about "intuitive eating" and listening to one's "inner eater": "My inner eater is a ravenous bog-troll who would eat us in to handicapped status in the space of six months. I have learned to shout her down."... Read more
50 Things
Monday, December 28, 2015      1 comments

I love these stupid interwebz questionnaires! 1. What time did you get up this morning? 6:15 2. How do you like your steak? RARE. Like, that bitch better MOOOO when I stick my fork in it. 3. What was the last film you saw at the cine... Read more
WORD OF THE DAY
Wednesday, October 14, 2015      2 comments

PLATITUDE: a trite, meaningless, or prosaic statement generally directed at quelling social, emotional, or cognitive unease. Generally a form of thought-terminating cliche'.... Read more
Interwebz Comment Section Comment of the Day:
Thursday, August 06, 2015      1 comments

"Socialism is an elitist enterprise where a cabal of entrenched technocrats deny and disregard the laws of nature (specifically economics), trying to make an economy and its markets do what they want them to do in the way they want them to do it... Read more
(Clutches Chest) Elizabeth! It's the Big One!
Wednesday, May 06, 2015      4 comments

Just had to buy Brunhilde a new clutch, to the tune of about $1500 bucks. Yikes. Left work Wednesday afternoon, started car, clutch went straight to the floor. "Oh, @#*&!" I said. Could NOT get it in to first gear, so had to pop the clutch i... Read more
Are You Out of Your Mind???
Friday, March 20, 2015      3 comments

...is what I should have said to the Dr. I went to the osteopath for a spinal adjustment, post-epidural shot which I got for this excruciating bulging-disc-sciatica business (now much better, thank you.) My BP is up. Now, perhaps I'm jus... Read more
#1 Reason I Should Work From Home
Thursday, March 05, 2015      3 comments

*Disclosure: I'm half a tick off Asperger's on the autism scale, so my social skills leave something to be desired. This doesn't bother me, of course, but can be problematic in the workplace* ME: "I'm not demanding respect or deference because... Read more
Impulse Control?
Saturday, February 28, 2015      1 comments

I was searching through the piles of little papers on my desk, trying to locate the login information for the Facebook page under a pseudonym that I forget to maintain. I found this, written on a piece of notebook paper. IMPULSE CONTROL A... Read more
Look, Rabbit! I Don't Git Mad No More.
Friday, February 06, 2015      2 comments

I had this brother, see. He committed suicide 14 years ago, an event I can honestly describe, with no melodrama or exaggeration, as the worst thing I've ever experienced. He took himself out in such a way that his body was not discovered for thr... Read more
Things That Are Less Painful Than Sciatica
Wednesday, February 04, 2015      3 comments

1. childbirth 2. placing head in desk drawer and slamming it shut repeatedly 3. cardboard paper cuts 4. purple nurples 5. the kind of menstrual cramps that make you do Lamaze 6.slipping on a wet floor and cracking your head off the fur... Read more
A Vision of the Future
Thursday, January 22, 2015      1 comments

The other evening I was sitting at the desk working on something, and had the TV on for background noise. "Sixteen Candles" was on, which is one of the movies I can pretty much quote verbatim from start to finish. It occurred to me that on... Read more
Random Thoughts Not to Have Whilst Having an MRI
Monday, January 19, 2015      1 comments

1. "Didn't they do this to Linda Blair in 'The Exorcist'??" 2. "I bet this is EXACTLY what it feels like to lie in a coffin."... Read more
*&*@#!! JANUARY @#$%$&!!!
Wednesday, January 14, 2015      3 comments

I am sick to death of the temporary January fitness buffs. You know who I mean; the see the commercials for Planet Fatness' No-Money-Down membership, and they come in DROVES to sign up. You can tell the January Temps because they all have bran... Read more
It's Not Christmas Until Mr. Thomas and Boy George SAY It's Christmas
Tuesday, December 23, 2014      2 comments

A Child's Christmas in Wales - Dylan Thomas One Christmas was so much like the other, in those years around the sea-town corner now, out of all sound except the distant speaking of the voices I sometimes hear a moment before sleep, that I can ... Read more
Expressions That Don't Get Used Enough
Friday, December 19, 2014      7 comments

* nuttier than squirrel poo *I'll fix your little red wagon! *full of beans *Can't carry a tune in a bucket *Higgeldy-piggeldy *Oh, my stars and garters! *got a case of the vapors. *up to Mike's below Jake's to get a pack of Christ... Read more

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