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It Was A Dark And Stormy Night
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe....as it happens, near Transylvania . They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of t... Read more
Why We VOTE!!
T'was the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut ... Read more
HUSBANDS NEED THEIR WIVES!
He looks all strong and proud, doesn't he!?
Well, he is. MOST of the time.
But not ALWAYS.
This is my DH. He is a wonderful man who is riddled with all k... Read more
What have we learned in 2,065 years?
Have you ever thought about what really caused Rome to fall??
"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public
debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered
and controlled, and the a... Read more
Wishing on a Full Moon
There lived a man who was very unhappy because he was deeply in love with a girl who didn't know he was alive. In desperation, he visited a coven of witches who lived nearby and presented his case before them.
Touched by his tale of woe... Read more
A REAL GHOST STORY
This happened about a month ago just outside of Owensboro Kentucky, a small town on the banks of the Ohio River , and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's indeed real.
An out-of-state traveler was walking along the side... Read more
THAT LAST THREAD
Okay. so I am a quilter. But most of you already know that.
I also have a house I like to keep at least SEMI clean.
And that means dragging out the vacuum cleaner.
... Read more
Casting Call Verified!!
Have you ever wondered how those people get in to be part of Obama's campaign speeches? You know, the ones who sit behind him and look like they are the nodding heads dolls?
Well, wonder no more. Here is your chance to become a TV actor! ... Read more
Only 31 words --- Think about it
Only 31 words --- Think about it
Isn't life strange? I never met one Veteran who enlisted to fight for Socialism
It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God.
I PLEDGE ALLEGI... Read more
I Bought Myself a Virtual Monster Truck!!
Yep. That's right.
I bought myself a virtual monster truck.
I have a house full of uninvited guests. Two quasi-adults and three teenagers.
No notice. No phone call. Just showed up, all smiles and yelling "SURPRISE!!!", ass... Read more
Last Day of Summer; Now Comes BIG CHANGES!!
Here we are, at the last day of summer. Did you have a good one?
Mine seemed to be filled with all... Read more
I Wiped Out my Calorie Allowance
Hey Fellow Sparkies! I hope you are doing better than I.
I wiped out all of my alloted calories with breakfast. And I am not even full.
I do things like this when I am convinced my body is betraying me. I eat at it. Not really a ... Read more
Showers in the Spring
I love my local Spark Team, Port Angeles and Surrounding Areas. But we have been lagging for a while, so it is time to Spark things up a bit!
Our fearless team leader, Darcey, has been battling the first trimester of pregnancy. Remember a... Read more
A New Challenge
My favorite team is Port Angeles and Surrounding Areas, because that is right where I live. We have had a whole lot of laughter, tears and support for one another. Great friendships were made.
Then we started to drift off. Fewer and fewe... Read more
The Watermelon Whale
A lot of you have commented on the watermelon whale, and asked how I do it. Here goes!
As far as stuffing the whale, here's what I do.
First, draw the shape you want the watermelon to be when it is finished with a ... Read more