TWEETYKC00's SparkPeople Blog TWEETYKC00's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community Tuesday's Thought "It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness." <BR> <BR> <BR> Eleanor Roosevelt <BR> Tue, 3 Mar 2015 05:30:52 EST Monday's Silly Sign in a travel agency window: We mean it when we say we want you to go away! Mon, 2 Mar 2015 06:26:47 EST Sunday's Thought "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning." <BR> <BR> <BR> Albert Einstein <BR> Sun, 1 Mar 2015 09:28:06 EST Saturday's Silly A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right.” “She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?” “She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor. Sat, 28 Feb 2015 09:43:09 EST Friday's Funny You know you're over the hill when instead of walking over and changing the tv channel, you spend 15 minutes looking for the remote. Fri, 27 Feb 2015 06:30:11 EST Thursday's Thought "Nobody likes to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game." <BR> <BR> <BR> Ben Bernanke Thu, 26 Feb 2015 07:22:13 EST Hump Day Happy Where can happiness and contentment always be found? <BR> <BR> <BR> In the dictionary. Wed, 25 Feb 2015 06:25:43 EST Tuesday's Tickle What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes? <BR> <BR> <BR> A nervous wreck. Tue, 24 Feb 2015 06:38:34 EST Monday's Silly "If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?" <BR> <BR> <BR> Lily Tomlin Mon, 23 Feb 2015 06:31:33 EST Sunday's Thought "If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny." <BR> <BR> <BR> Andre Maurois Sun, 22 Feb 2015 10:10:02 EST Saturday's Silly Middle age is the time of life when the fellow who always acted like a human dynamo starts showing signs of ignition trouble. Sat, 21 Feb 2015 09:09:28 EST Friday's Funny Nudity: A one button suit. Fri, 20 Feb 2015 06:57:46 EST Thursday's Thought "The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." <BR> <BR> Hubert H. Humphrey Thu, 19 Feb 2015 06:49:51 EST Hump Day Happy's What happened to Guns & Roses' lead singer's van in winter? <BR> <BR> Axel Froze <BR> <BR> <BR> Hear about the Roman general who, every time there was an ice storm, he had an epileptic fit? <BR> <BR> It was 'Hail... Seizure!' <BR> <BR> <BR> Is it likely that fist-sized ice pellets will clog our vacuum? <BR> <BR> <BR> Yeah, right - maybe when hail freezes hoover. <BR> Wed, 18 Feb 2015 05:51:22 EST Tuesday's Thought "I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone." <BR> <BR> <BR> Elayne Boosler Tue, 17 Feb 2015 07:29:43 EST Monday's Silly Only best friends understand that when we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. Mon, 16 Feb 2015 05:38:26 EST Sunday's Thought "We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools." <BR> <BR> <BR> Martin Luther King, Jr. Sun, 15 Feb 2015 09:04:58 EST Happy Valentine's Day What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? <BR> <BR> Stick with me and you'll go places <BR> <BR> <BR> Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? <BR> <BR> It was a case of guppy love. <BR> <BR> Sat, 14 Feb 2015 11:36:49 EST Friday's Funny Exercise: Droop Therapy Fri, 13 Feb 2015 05:56:01 EST Thursday's Thought "Well done is better than well said." <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Ben Franklin Thu, 12 Feb 2015 08:00:49 EST Hump Day Happy Why is the figure 9 like a peacock? <BR> <BR> <BR> It's nothing without its tail. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 06:37:29 EST Tuesdays Tickle Gossip: Words that go in one ear and in another! Tue, 10 Feb 2015 06:36:08 EST Monday's Silly What do you call a gangsta snowman? <BR> <BR> Froze-T <BR> <BR> Mon, 9 Feb 2015 06:59:48 EST Sunday's Thought "To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society." <BR> <BR> <BR> Teddy Roosevelt Sun, 8 Feb 2015 08:36:18 EST Saturday's Silly "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." <BR> <BR> <BR> Oscar Levant Sat, 7 Feb 2015 13:32:12 EST Friday's Funny Today's forecast is 'holy crap I can't feel my freaking face' degrees. <BR> <BR> <BR> It's so cold I just saw a teenager with their pants pulled up! <BR> <BR> <BR> The morning weather map for the eastern half of the U.S. looked like an algebra worksheet — lots of small, negative numbers. Fri, 6 Feb 2015 06:23:20 EST Thursday's Thought "There is no use whatever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb by himself." <BR> <BR> <BR> Andrew Carnegie Thu, 5 Feb 2015 06:27:25 EST Hump Day Happys Where does a snowman keep his money? <BR> <BR> In a snow bank. <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> What do you call a snowman with a six pack? <BR> <BR> An abdominal snowman. <BR> <BR> What is a mountains favorite type of candy? <BR> <BR> Snow caps. <BR> <BR> Wed, 4 Feb 2015 06:37:44 EST Tuesday's Thought The four cornerstones of character on which the structure of this nation was built are: Initiative, Imagination, Individuality and Independence." <BR> <BR> <BR> Edward Rickenbacker <BR> <BR> Tue, 3 Feb 2015 06:29:14 EST Monday's Sillies It's so cold... <BR> <BR> hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs! <BR> <BR> It's so cold . . . <BR> <BR> the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses! <BR> Mon, 2 Feb 2015 07:54:57 EST Sunday's Thought "We do not have to become heros overnight. Just a step at a time, meeting each thing that comes up, discovering we have the strength to stare it down." <BR> <BR> <BR> Eleanor Roosevelt Sun, 1 Feb 2015 11:25:47 EST Saturday's Silly What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck? <BR> <BR> "Want to go for a spin?" <BR> <BR> <BR> What did the snowman eat? <BR> <BR> Icebergs with chilli sauce. Sat, 31 Jan 2015 11:18:26 EST Friday's Funny What did Cinderella wear to the undersea ball? <BR> <BR> <BR> Glass flippers Fri, 30 Jan 2015 08:05:41 EST Thursday's Tickle Icicle: A stiff upper drip! Thu, 29 Jan 2015 05:26:51 EST Wednesday's Wisdom "Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mother Teresa Wed, 28 Jan 2015 06:06:31 EST Tuesdays Tickle "I'm Liberace without a piano." <BR> <BR> <BR> Paul Lynde Tue, 27 Jan 2015 07:29:53 EST Monday's Silly What does an invisible baby drink? <BR> <BR> <BR> Evaporated Milk! Mon, 26 Jan 2015 05:17:19 EST Sunday's Thought "The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is." <BR> <BR> <BR> Winston Churchill Sun, 25 Jan 2015 09:05:57 EST Saturday's Silly "When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mae West <BR> <BR> Sat, 24 Jan 2015 10:58:32 EST Friday's Funny Sign in Acme sneaker company: Tie Us, You'll Like Us! Fri, 23 Jan 2015 06:35:28 EST Thursday's Thought "Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write." <BR> <BR> <BR> John Adams Thu, 22 Jan 2015 06:17:20 EST Hump Day Happy "My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mark Twain Wed, 21 Jan 2015 06:04:15 EST Tuesdays Tickle What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? <BR> <BR> "You hang around while I go on ahead." <BR> <BR> <BR> How do you keep from getting cold feet? <BR> <BR> Don't go around BRRfooted! <BR> <BR> <BR> What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes? <BR> <BR> <BR> A nervous wreck. Tue, 20 Jan 2015 07:23:56 EST Monday's Thought "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." <BR> <BR> <BR> Martin Luther King Mon, 19 Jan 2015 07:40:17 EST Sunday's Thought "Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value." <BR> <BR> <BR> Albert Einstein Sun, 18 Jan 2015 11:25:26 EST Busy Day Have a funeral to go to in a few hours and catching up later on. At least it warmed up, it's above 0 today! Sat, 17 Jan 2015 09:34:20 EST Friday's Funny How cold is it outside? <BR> <BR> <BR> The snowmen are trying to get in the house to sleep at night! Fri, 16 Jan 2015 06:30:01 EST Thursday's Thought "The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life." <BR> <BR> <BR> Robert Louis Stevenson Thu, 15 Jan 2015 06:40:00 EST Hump Day Happy What do you get when you put overweight sheep in a steam cabinet? <BR> <BR> <BR> Wool sweaters! Wed, 14 Jan 2015 05:22:49 EST Tuesday's Thought "Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mother Teresa Tue, 13 Jan 2015 06:40:42 EST