http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal.asp?id=TWEETYKC00 TWEETYKC00's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community http://assets2.sparkpeople.com/assets/nav/logo_spark.gif http://www.sparkpeople.com/ http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5394368 If all the word's a stage, where is the audience sitting? Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:26:39 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5392918 Why is it a man will press harder and harder on a remote when he knows that the batteries are dead? Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:49:14 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5391531 "Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty...But everything else starts to wear out, fall out or spread out." <BR> <BR> <BR> Phyllis Diller Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:04:20 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5390647 "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." <BR> <BR> <BR> Satchel Paige Sun, 16 Jun 2013 09:46:02 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5389872 It is warm, sunny and overall nice today. Now, if only I had the energy to get out and enjoy it. Maybe in just s little while. Hope everything is going well for everyone in sparkland. Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:55:04 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5388661 What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? <BR> <BR> <BR> Quite now, it's time to go ts sweep. Fri, 14 Jun 2013 05:10:24 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5387641 "If spring came but once a century instead of once a year, or burst forth with the sound of an earthquake an not in silence, what wonder and expectation there would be in all the hearts to behold the miraculous change." <BR> <BR> <BR> Henry Wadsworth Longfellow <BR> <BR> Thu, 13 Jun 2013 05:21:31 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5386573 Why did the duck cross the road? <BR> <BR> <BR> Because the chickens all retired and moved to Florida Wed, 12 Jun 2013 06:28:40 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5385405 "Think of yourself on the threshold of unparalleled success. A whole clear glorious life lies before you. Achieve! Achieve!" <BR> <BR> <BR> Andrew Carnegie Tue, 11 Jun 2013 05:17:24 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5384068 "Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you." <BR> <BR> <BR> Winston Churchill Mon, 10 Jun 2013 05:07:00 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5383306 If layers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then why aren't electricians delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and drycleaners depressed? Sun, 9 Jun 2013 11:24:07 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5382444 "Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces to their hearts." <BR> <BR> <BR> Martin Buxbaum Sat, 8 Jun 2013 12:54:28 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5381462 How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? <BR> <BR> <BR> Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change. <BR> <BR> <BR> Fri, 7 Jun 2013 12:33:21 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5379893 Every time a sheep bleats, it misses a nibble. Thu, 6 Jun 2013 05:28:14 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5378933 An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness. Wed, 5 Jun 2013 09:58:00 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5377523 A glass doesn't have to be half empty or half full. It can be a chance for a refill! Tue, 4 Jun 2013 05:42:12 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5376267 Afterthoughts are often more significant than the thoughts that prompted them. Mon, 3 Jun 2013 04:38:26 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5375543 "Many speak the truth when they say they despise riches, but they mean the riches possessed by other men." <BR> <BR> <BR> Charles Caleb Coulton Sun, 2 Jun 2013 12:08:20 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5374558 Why can't a magician tell his secrets in a garden? <BR> <BR> <BR> Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes. Sat, 1 Jun 2013 12:00:11 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5373238 "My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying." <BR> <BR> <BR> Rodney Dangerfield Fri, 31 May 2013 05:08:52 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5372167 "You can have everything you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want." <BR> <BR> <BR> Zig Ziglar Thu, 30 May 2013 05:28:22 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5371086 Why is common sense like a rainbow? <BR> <BR> <BR> Because it usually shows up after the storm has passed. Wed, 29 May 2013 05:18:09 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5369974 "When one door of happiness closes another opens; but, often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us." <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Helen Keller Tue, 28 May 2013 05:26:16 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5368978 "Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat." <BR> <BR> <BR> Alex Levine Mon, 27 May 2013 05:27:47 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5368343 "Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mahatma Gandhi Sun, 26 May 2013 11:04:17 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5367759 If at first you don't succeed then skydiving may not be for you. Sat, 25 May 2013 17:19:05 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5366341 If God meant for us to be able to touch our toes, He would have put them higher up on our bodies. Fri, 24 May 2013 05:19:00 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5365268 "If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old." <BR> <BR> <BR> James A. Garfield Thu, 23 May 2013 05:03:52 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5364185 What do you call a cat with 8 legs that likes to swim? <BR> <BR> <BR> An octopuss Wed, 22 May 2013 05:26:03 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5363126 "Life is like a grindstone; whether it grinds you down or polishes you up depends on what you're made of." <BR> <BR> <BR> Jacob M. Braude Tue, 21 May 2013 07:53:46 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5361871 The older we become. the more zany were our childhood friends and the more outrageous their antics. Mon, 20 May 2013 07:02:07 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5360955 We still don't know what caused all the problems, but at least I am not in pain for now. Breathing could be better, but oh well. Have a great day sparkers! Sun, 19 May 2013 10:25:30 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5360238 Ok, so I didn't take it easy yesterday like I should have. I ended up doing yard work, hauling wood and things like that for most of the day. Shame on me, now I am tired and a little sore. I will not be doing more yard work today. Sat, 18 May 2013 13:21:48 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5359041 I am still tired, but not as sore today. Thanks for all the well wishes. I think they help more than anything sometimes. I will try to get moving today as I have been inactive the past few days and it's driving me nuts. Fri, 17 May 2013 09:08:02 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5358488 Yesterday was a long day and I am sorry for not being active here. I spent the better part of the day in the ER of U Of M. Tired does not quite describe what I feel now. I am sore and exhausted and will be for awhile. The doctors could not find out what was wrong with me after the test, but at least helped with the pain. I was having seizure like symptoms most of the day for no known reason. I am better today, just trying to recuperate. It may take me some time to catch up with everything her... Thu, 16 May 2013 11:20:34 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5357007 Why did the atoms cross the road? <BR> <BR> <BR> It was time for them to split Wed, 15 May 2013 05:06:48 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5355986 I tried helping with the whole Neighborhood Watch thing and the darn neighbors called the cops on me! Tue, 14 May 2013 08:05:28 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5354701 "Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes." <BR> <BR> <BR> Oscar Wilde Mon, 13 May 2013 05:17:51 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5353861 I hope everyone has a nice day and if you can, hug your mom. Sun, 12 May 2013 09:38:44 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5353118 Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety nine percent perspiration." <BR> <BR> <BR> Thomas Edison Sat, 11 May 2013 13:02:36 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5351854 I've already picked the house, car winter and summer homes. Now if only I could pick the winning numbers, too. Fri, 10 May 2013 09:08:55 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5350584 One toe to another toe: Don't look now but there's a couple of heels following us! Thu, 9 May 2013 05:13:36 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5350090 "Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go." <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> William Feather Wed, 8 May 2013 17:17:11 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5348184 The next time someone texts you and asks 'what are you doing', mess with them and text back 'look out the window' Tue, 7 May 2013 04:46:59 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5346951 My momma always told me that if I couldn't say anything nice, I shouldn't say anything at all... I think today's gonna be a very quit day. Mon, 6 May 2013 04:36:30 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5346014 Does anyone really know what Diddley Squat is? Sun, 5 May 2013 08:54:13 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5345315 "A vigorous five mile walk will do more good for an unhappy, but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world." <BR> <BR> <BR> Paul Dudley White Sat, 4 May 2013 12:29:28 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5343947 One of the most popular human pastimes is denial Fri, 3 May 2013 04:38:23 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5342787 "We must indeed all hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately." <BR> <BR> <BR> Ben Franklin Thu, 2 May 2013 05:08:09 EST http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5341513 When fish are in schools, sometimes they take debate. Wed, 1 May 2013 04:45:51 EST