TWEETYKC00's SparkPeople Blog http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal.asp?id=TWEETYKC00 TWEETYKC00's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community SparkPeople.com http://assets2.sparkpeople.com/assets/nav/logo_spark.gif http://www.sparkpeople.com/ Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5969561 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/2debca93-d8ed-433f-816b-f306cf11f120.jpg"> Fri, 31 Jul 2015 05:24:07 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5969010 "Old age is no place for sissies." <BR> <BR> <BR> Bette Davis <BR> Thu, 30 Jul 2015 05:39:54 EST Hump Day Happy http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5968395 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/e411e323-926c-4f8d-9e98-a48cd03dcb48.jpg"> Wed, 29 Jul 2015 05:22:37 EST Tuesdays Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5967784 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/cdd33dce-7bea-4418-9c81-1f2da02776cd.jpg"> Tue, 28 Jul 2015 06:08:59 EST Monday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5967216 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/26f17a85-e6aa-421a-a258-7e81116241d8.jpg"> Mon, 27 Jul 2015 05:32:27 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5966818 "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." <BR> <BR> <BR> Walt Disney <BR> Sun, 26 Jul 2015 10:52:50 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5966341 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/b095eeaa-86ae-412d-84a1-c1ff586ca8bf.jpg"> Sat, 25 Jul 2015 09:22:23 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5965790 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/8bd11a17-2f3d-4b9e-a4ce-5c08936ca5db.jpg"> Fri, 24 Jul 2015 05:38:35 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5965301 "If you have no critics, you likely have no success." <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Malcolm Forbes Thu, 23 Jul 2015 07:53:39 EST Hump Day Happy http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5964688 Why did the ocean liner sign up for an aerobics class? <BR> <BR> <BR> It needed to get back into shipshape. Wed, 22 Jul 2015 05:31:06 EST Tuesdays Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5964151 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/291be0cc-962b-4ee5-bb52-70ed7bd956a0.jpg"> Tue, 21 Jul 2015 05:39:50 EST Monday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5963562 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/a2aa8c34-ace1-49b1-a6b9-16e980b3da3c.jpg"> Mon, 20 Jul 2015 05:30:26 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5963181 "When I admire the wonders of a sunset or the beauty of the moon, my soul expands in the worship of the creator." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mahatma Gandhi <BR> Sun, 19 Jul 2015 11:04:36 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5962770 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/ac8ec750-9ee5-4846-bcb7-23be05c60853.jpg"> Sat, 18 Jul 2015 13:35:55 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5962083 Sign at Acme broom factory: Rest assured you can sweep easy with us! Fri, 17 Jul 2015 05:50:45 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5961567 "Life is not so short but that there is always enough time for courtesy." <BR> <BR> <BR> Ralph Waldo Emerson Thu, 16 Jul 2015 07:10:26 EST Hump Day Happy http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5961034 What do frogs wear for a night out on the town? <BR> <BR> <BR> Jumpsuits Wed, 15 Jul 2015 05:17:33 EST Tuesdays Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5960496 Consultant: Someone who makes $100 an hour to tell you to do the things your own assistant told you last week. Tue, 14 Jul 2015 05:50:20 EST Monday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5959899 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/a1418fa7-25f6-47ba-be4b-fe5c33d141b2.jpg"> Mon, 13 Jul 2015 06:12:45 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5959432 "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." <BR> <BR> <BR> Winston Churchill <BR> Sun, 12 Jul 2015 07:42:42 EST Busy Saturday http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5959112 Just getting back to sparking as we were gone all morning. Went shopping, hit 3 stores. Hit some good deals. We also went to see my grandma, it's her birthday today. She hit the big 89! Finally back home and glad to be in with fans. It's pretty warm out there, around 85 and really humid. I hate days like this, can't do anything outside. Well, gotta keep on going, right? Hope everyone is having a good day. Sat, 11 Jul 2015 14:14:51 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5958422 Why did the art collector put his masterpieces in the vault? <BR> <BR> <BR> To him it would be Monet in the bank. Fri, 10 Jul 2015 05:32:21 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5957899 "It is only through labor and painful effort, by grim energy and resolute courage, that we move on to better things." <BR> <BR> <BR> Teddy Roosevelt Thu, 9 Jul 2015 06:15:17 EST Hump Day Happy http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5957324 To keep young, stay around young people, to get old, keep up with them. Wed, 8 Jul 2015 05:47:36 EST Tuesday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5956749 Bonnie: I used to wear tight jeans, but I had to stop. <BR> <BR> <BR> Barb: Why? <BR> <BR> Bonnie: Hindsight Tue, 7 Jul 2015 05:40:11 EST Monday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5956211 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/87f3d4a0-c271-46c4-aef8-3dacebb88599.jpg"> Mon, 6 Jul 2015 07:34:18 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5955748 "The greatest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but rather the feeling of being unwanted." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mother Teresa Sun, 5 Jul 2015 09:16:51 EST Happy Independence Day! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5955306 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/cae81d9d-59c4-4ac9-90b3-90bf7ea26338.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Happy Independence Day! Sat, 4 Jul 2015 09:33:05 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5954762 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/ead1ae23-d649-4c25-a6c1-55d9336ab0b0.jpg"> Fri, 3 Jul 2015 05:46:00 EST Thursday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5954294 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/d4edd971-73f7-4125-b5f8-502257cd24c9.jpg"> Thu, 2 Jul 2015 07:05:15 EST Hump Day Happy http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5953706 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/2703870b-3c6c-432f-ac20-af2581e55c35.jpg"> Wed, 1 Jul 2015 06:14:21 EST Tuesday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5953156 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/5e175be0-1cd1-4d2a-af24-7a185f35693d.jpg"> Tue, 30 Jun 2015 06:04:01 EST Monday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5952547 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/0866beec-d2de-428d-a201-cd882798cd9b.jpg"> Mon, 29 Jun 2015 06:06:27 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5952144 "If civilization is to survive, we must cultivate the science of human relationships - the ability of all peoples, of all kinds, to live together, in the same world at peace. " <BR> <BR> <BR> Franklin D. Roosevelt Sun, 28 Jun 2015 09:16:05 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5951803 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/3bb03775-3400-464c-b3e0-b409062cb27a.jpg"> Sat, 27 Jun 2015 12:43:54 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5951155 Myra Rhodes, a little old lady living in Great Baddow, Essex, answered a knock on the door one Friday, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. <BR> <BR> 'Good morning, Ma'am,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.' <BR> <BR> 'Go away!' said Myra brusquely. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money,' and she proceeded to close the door. <BR> <BR> Quick as a f... Fri, 26 Jun 2015 06:06:50 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5950629 :At every crisis in one's life, it is absolute salvation to have some sympathetic friend to whom you can think aloud without restraint or misgiving." <BR> <BR> <BR> Woodrow Wilson Thu, 25 Jun 2015 05:41:28 EST Hump Day Happy http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5950109 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/21722f23-6689-44d4-ba96-3a573222ab82.jpg"> Wed, 24 Jun 2015 06:43:43 EST Tuesdays Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5949585 Anyone who says that money can't buy happiness just doesn't know where to shop with it! Tue, 23 Jun 2015 07:08:05 EST Monday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5948988 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/7c708be6-8419-449d-8b67-41e4768e9884.jpg"> Mon, 22 Jun 2015 06:06:15 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5948562 "I decided in my life that I would do nothing that did not reflect positively on my father's life." <BR> <BR> <BR> Sidney Poitier Sun, 21 Jun 2015 09:21:09 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5948122 Why is a tax bill like a sneeze? <BR> <BR> <BR> You know it's coming and there is nothing to do but wait for it to hit. Sat, 20 Jun 2015 09:29:27 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5948121 Why is a tax bill like a sneeze? <BR> <BR> <BR> You know it's coming and there is nothing to do but wait for it to hit. Sat, 20 Jun 2015 09:29:27 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5947577 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/ba98dcca-7a13-45f3-bcd8-a92463c74b06.jpg"> Fri, 19 Jun 2015 06:23:47 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5947016 "Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life." <BR> <BR> <BR> John Homer Miller Thu, 18 Jun 2015 06:08:46 EST Hump Day Happy http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5946467 Dear Tech Support,Computer husband joke <BR> <BR> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0. What I have noticed is a slow down in the performance of the flower and jewellery applications, which had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as Sport 7.3, NFL 3.2 and Tennis 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 sim... Wed, 17 Jun 2015 06:03:04 EST Tuesday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5945926 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/4f7f892a-f9f9-4344-84cc-6a420d3598ba.jpg"> <BR> <BR> DUDE, CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DROPPED THE WEDDING RING AGAIN! Tue, 16 Jun 2015 07:07:56 EST Monday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5945346 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/30f64bfb-6188-4379-8fe5-fb6d2f548ccf.jpg"> Mon, 15 Jun 2015 07:24:23 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5944850 "It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness." <BR> <BR> <BR> Eleanor Roosevelt <BR> Sun, 14 Jun 2015 09:39:12 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5944413 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/ab5f2d1f-e654-4411-985c-7807fc70303e.jpg"> Sat, 13 Jun 2015 10:23:25 EST