TWEETYKC00's SparkPeople Blog http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal.asp?id=TWEETYKC00 TWEETYKC00's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community SparkPeople.com http://assets2.sparkpeople.com/assets/nav/logo_spark.gif http://www.sparkpeople.com/ Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5839203 You know you're growing older when they start making the golf balls heavier and placing the flags further away from the holes. Sat, 27 Dec 2014 09:01:39 EST Shopping http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5838886 Ok, so I'm not big on shopping, but I am all for a good deal. Went shopping today with my mom. We were up before 5 am and started fresh. We just got home and I am sooo glad to be here. At least we got most of what we wanted. Fri, 26 Dec 2014 16:01:17 EST Christmas Fun http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5838385 Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas? <BR> A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence. <BR> <BR> Q: When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas Day? <BR> A: Every year! <BR> <BR> Q: Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman? <BR> A: Because he is so cool! <BR> <BR> Q.Which reindeer likes to clean? <BR> A.Comet Thu, 25 Dec 2014 13:15:22 EST Wednesday's Wisdom http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5837821 "We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies." <BR> <BR> <BR> Martin Luther King Jr. Wed, 24 Dec 2014 07:00:05 EST Tuesday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5837190 "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." <BR> <BR> <BR> George Carlin Tue, 23 Dec 2014 06:21:16 EST Tuesday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5837189 "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." <BR> <BR> <BR> George Carlin <BR> Tue, 23 Dec 2014 06:21:12 EST Tuesday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5837188 "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." <BR> <BR> <BR> George Carlin Tue, 23 Dec 2014 06:21:07 EST Tuesday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5837186 "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." <BR> <BR> <BR> George Carlin Tue, 23 Dec 2014 06:21:00 EST Tuesday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5837185 "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." <BR> <BR> <BR> George Carlin Tue, 23 Dec 2014 06:20:57 EST Monday's Sillies http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5836668 Q: Where does the snowman hide his money? <BR> A: In the snow bank. <BR> <BR> Q: What type of cars do elves drive? <BR> A: Toy-otas. <BR> <BR> <BR> Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa? <BR> A: Saint Nickel-less <BR> Mon, 22 Dec 2014 06:57:05 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5836285 "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." <BR> <BR> <BR> Maya Angelou Sun, 21 Dec 2014 10:28:32 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5835790 You know you're really over the hill when opportunity knocks and you have your hearing aid turned off. Sat, 20 Dec 2014 09:19:30 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5835247 Sign in a window of a rope company: If you can't afford a clothes dryer, ask us about our credit line. Fri, 19 Dec 2014 06:23:38 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5834785 "Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write." <BR> <BR> <BR> John Adams Thu, 18 Dec 2014 07:21:30 EST Hump Day Happy http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5834252 Think: What you do when you can't thwim! Wed, 17 Dec 2014 06:22:58 EST Tuesday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5833748 "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." <BR> <BR> <BR> Ben Franklin Tue, 16 Dec 2014 07:21:59 EST Monday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5833211 What does a hungry termite say when it strolls into a tavern? <BR> <BR> <BR> Hi! Is the bar tender here? Mon, 15 Dec 2014 06:09:35 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5832826 "Fewer things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mark Twain Sun, 14 Dec 2014 12:09:10 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5832320 "It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people." <BR> <BR> <BR> Wanda Sykes Sat, 13 Dec 2014 09:49:30 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5831782 "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." <BR> <BR> <BR> Groucho Marx Fri, 12 Dec 2014 07:18:54 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5831206 "A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world." <BR> <BR> <BR> Lois Wyse Thu, 11 Dec 2014 06:27:38 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5831205 "A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world." <BR> <BR> <BR> Lois Wyse Thu, 11 Dec 2014 06:27:38 EST Hump Day Happy http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5830691 "Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place." <BR> <BR> <BR> Johnny Carson Wed, 10 Dec 2014 07:37:43 EST Tuesday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5830118 "Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young." <BR> <BR> <BR> Henry Ford Tue, 9 Dec 2014 07:11:57 EST Monday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5829468 What is one of the best ways to make your wife happy? <BR> <BR> <BR> Always remember her birthday, just forget which one it is. Mon, 8 Dec 2014 06:22:30 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5829025 "Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!" <BR> <BR> <BR> Eleanor Roosevelt Sun, 7 Dec 2014 09:29:33 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5828588 "I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time." <BR> <BR> <BR> Charles M. Schultz Sat, 6 Dec 2014 11:46:21 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5827951 One of the privileges of old age is to relate experiences nobody will believe and give advice no one will follow. Fri, 5 Dec 2014 06:53:25 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5827342 "The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is." <BR> <BR> <BR> Winston Churchill Thu, 4 Dec 2014 06:25:33 EST Hump Day Happy http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5826818 What did one cabinet maker say to the other? <BR> <BR> <BR> We should really make more time for our shelves. Wed, 3 Dec 2014 07:44:36 EST Tuesday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5826199 "It has been said that idleness is the parent of mischief, which is very true; but mischief itself is merely an attempt to escape from the dreary vacuum of idleness." <BR> <BR> <BR> George Borrow Tue, 2 Dec 2014 06:13:54 EST Monday's Sillies http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5825613 What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas? A lump of cold. <BR> <BR> They top the charts every January – the Black-Ice Peas. <BR> <BR> What do a spelling bee and a winter storm have in common? They both have I-spell-its! Mon, 1 Dec 2014 07:33:23 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5825084 "To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent-that is to triumph over old age." <BR> <BR> <BR> Thomas Bailey Aldrich Sun, 30 Nov 2014 09:22:39 EST Saturday's Silly Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5824623 "You can leas a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead." <BR> <BR> <BR> Laurel & Hardy Sat, 29 Nov 2014 09:38:46 EST Black Friday's Funnies http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5824133 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/0/l408426321.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/0/l901683002.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/6/l1645747351.jpg"> Fri, 28 Nov 2014 06:50:49 EST Happy Thanksgiving! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5823681 What did the hen tell the naughty chicks? <BR> <BR> If you your father could see you now he would turn in his gravy. <BR> <BR> <BR> Grandma was showing the children a painting of the Pilgrim Family on a Thanksgiving Day card that they had received and she commented, 'The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their mothers and fathers and praying to God.' <BR> <BR> Her youngest grandson looked at her doubtfully and asked, 'Then why is their Dad carrying that rifle?' Thu, 27 Nov 2014 05:32:12 EST Wednesday's Wisdom http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5823160 "Humility and knowledge in poor clothes excel pride and ignorance in costly attire." <BR> <BR> <BR> William Penn Wed, 26 Nov 2014 06:30:29 EST Tuesday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5822665 "Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament." <BR> <BR> <BR> Jerry Hall Tue, 25 Nov 2014 07:58:46 EST Monday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5822032 What game do retailers like to play? <BR> <BR> <BR> Price Tag Mon, 24 Nov 2014 05:22:17 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5821556 "People often tell me that motivation doesn't last and I tell them that bathing doesn't either. That's why I recommend it daily." <BR> <BR> <BR> Zig Ziglar Sun, 23 Nov 2014 10:03:25 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5821056 Why can't you take a turkey to church? <BR> <BR> <BR> They use FOWL language. <BR> Sat, 22 Nov 2014 10:41:08 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5820480 "Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him." <BR> <BR> <BR> Groucho Marx Fri, 21 Nov 2014 06:25:58 EST Thursday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5819899 Sign at Happy Farms Vegetables:eat our corn on the cob and you'll smile from ear to ear! Thu, 20 Nov 2014 06:32:28 EST Wednesday's Wisdom http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5819331 "You have to create the quiet to be able to listen to the very faint voice of your intuition." <BR> <BR> <BR> Jon Favreau Wed, 19 Nov 2014 07:14:49 EST Tuesday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5818742 "Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts." <BR> <BR> <BR> Lucille Ball Tue, 18 Nov 2014 07:00:33 EST Monday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5818117 Tight Rope Walker: A top of the line performer! Mon, 17 Nov 2014 06:22:09 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5817732 “Let us rather run the risk of wearing out than rusting out.” <BR> <BR> <BR> Teddy Roosevelt Sun, 16 Nov 2014 12:11:16 EST Late sparking http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5817352 It's been a long day here. Went to get haircuts this morning and I did my walking downtown while I waited. We went to lunch and then went to see Aunt Carol. Just getting home now and catching up. Hoping everyone has had a good day. Sat, 15 Nov 2014 17:08:05 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5816558 "Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer." <BR> <BR> <BR> Kathrine Hepburn Fri, 14 Nov 2014 06:55:25 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5815983 "The more man meditates upon good thoughts, the better will be his world and the world at large." <BR> <BR> <BR> Confucius Thu, 13 Nov 2014 07:30:13 EST