TWEETYKC00's SparkPeople Blog http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal.asp?id=TWEETYKC00 TWEETYKC00's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community SparkPeople.com http://assets2.sparkpeople.com/assets/nav/logo_spark.gif http://www.sparkpeople.com/ Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5862063 "The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is." <BR> <BR> <BR> Winston Churchill Sun, 25 Jan 2015 09:05:57 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5861526 "When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mae West <BR> <BR> Sat, 24 Jan 2015 10:58:32 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5860768 Sign in Acme sneaker company: Tie Us, You'll Like Us! Fri, 23 Jan 2015 06:35:28 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5860025 "Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write." <BR> <BR> <BR> John Adams Thu, 22 Jan 2015 06:17:20 EST Hump Day Happy http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5859253 "My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mark Twain Wed, 21 Jan 2015 06:04:15 EST Tuesdays Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5858479 What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? <BR> <BR> "You hang around while I go on ahead." <BR> <BR> <BR> How do you keep from getting cold feet? <BR> <BR> Don't go around BRRfooted! <BR> <BR> <BR> What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes? <BR> <BR> <BR> A nervous wreck. Tue, 20 Jan 2015 07:23:56 EST Monday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5857679 "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." <BR> <BR> <BR> Martin Luther King Mon, 19 Jan 2015 07:40:17 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5857063 "Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value." <BR> <BR> <BR> Albert Einstein Sun, 18 Jan 2015 11:25:26 EST Busy Day http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5856292 Have a funeral to go to in a few hours and catching up later on. At least it warmed up, it's above 0 today! Sat, 17 Jan 2015 09:34:20 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5855544 How cold is it outside? <BR> <BR> <BR> The snowmen are trying to get in the house to sleep at night! Fri, 16 Jan 2015 06:30:01 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5854806 "The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life." <BR> <BR> <BR> Robert Louis Stevenson Thu, 15 Jan 2015 06:40:00 EST Hump Day Happy http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5854011 What do you get when you put overweight sheep in a steam cabinet? <BR> <BR> <BR> Wool sweaters! Wed, 14 Jan 2015 05:22:49 EST Tuesday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5853247 "Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mother Teresa Tue, 13 Jan 2015 06:40:42 EST Monday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5852419 "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." <BR> <BR> <BR> George Carlin Mon, 12 Jan 2015 07:26:17 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5851694 "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead." <BR> <BR> <BR> Nelson Mandela Sun, 11 Jan 2015 10:29:28 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5850868 Why do seals swim in salt water? <BR> <BR> Because pepper water makes them sneeze! <BR> <BR> <BR> What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall? <BR> <BR> "Dam!" Sat, 10 Jan 2015 08:29:51 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5850023 "Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!" <BR> <BR> <BR> Robin Williams Fri, 9 Jan 2015 06:23:13 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5849211 "Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind." <BR> <BR> <BR> Samuel Taylor Coleridge Thu, 8 Jan 2015 06:15:09 EST Hump Day Happy http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5848290 What do you get if a bee falls into the meat grinder? <BR> <BR> <BR> A little humburger Wed, 7 Jan 2015 06:21:54 EST Tuesday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5847357 "Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction." <BR> <BR> <BR> John F. Kennedy Tue, 6 Jan 2015 07:03:41 EST Monday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5846311 "My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat." <BR> <BR> Rodney Dangerfield Mon, 5 Jan 2015 06:07:29 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5845489 "Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mahatma Gandhi Sun, 4 Jan 2015 10:19:32 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5844646 Which is the largest room in the world? <BR> <BR> <BR> The room for improvement! Sat, 3 Jan 2015 11:27:30 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5843581 “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” <BR> <BR> <BR> Groucho Marx Fri, 2 Jan 2015 06:38:33 EST Happy New Year Funnies http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5842555 2009: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds. <BR> 2010: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds. <BR> 2011: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight. <BR> 2012: I will work out 3 days a week. <BR> 2013: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week. <BR> <BR> <BR> On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one perso... Thu, 1 Jan 2015 08:19:27 EST Hump Day Happy http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5841708 Why did the cookie cry? <BR> <BR> <BR> Because his mother had been a wafer so long. Wed, 31 Dec 2014 06:22:42 EST Tuesday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5841030 "I have learned over the years that when one's mind is made up, this diminishes fear; knowing what must be done does away with fear." <BR> <BR> <BR> Rosa Parks Tue, 30 Dec 2014 06:23:05 EST Monday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5840373 Classified Ad: Top executive needed to take charge of mousetrap company. Must be able to make snap decisions. Mon, 29 Dec 2014 07:43:31 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5839775 "The giving of love is an education in itself." <BR> <BR> <BR> Eleanor Roosevelt Sun, 28 Dec 2014 09:27:58 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5839203 You know you're growing older when they start making the golf balls heavier and placing the flags further away from the holes. Sat, 27 Dec 2014 09:01:39 EST Shopping http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5838886 Ok, so I'm not big on shopping, but I am all for a good deal. Went shopping today with my mom. We were up before 5 am and started fresh. We just got home and I am sooo glad to be here. At least we got most of what we wanted. Fri, 26 Dec 2014 16:01:17 EST Christmas Fun http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5838385 Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas? <BR> A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence. <BR> <BR> Q: When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas Day? <BR> A: Every year! <BR> <BR> Q: Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman? <BR> A: Because he is so cool! <BR> <BR> Q.Which reindeer likes to clean? <BR> A.Comet Thu, 25 Dec 2014 13:15:22 EST Wednesday's Wisdom http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5837821 "We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies." <BR> <BR> <BR> Martin Luther King Jr. Wed, 24 Dec 2014 07:00:05 EST Tuesday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5837190 "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." <BR> <BR> <BR> George Carlin Tue, 23 Dec 2014 06:21:16 EST Tuesday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5837189 "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." <BR> <BR> <BR> George Carlin <BR> Tue, 23 Dec 2014 06:21:12 EST Tuesday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5837188 "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." <BR> <BR> <BR> George Carlin Tue, 23 Dec 2014 06:21:07 EST Tuesday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5837186 "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." <BR> <BR> <BR> George Carlin Tue, 23 Dec 2014 06:21:00 EST Tuesday's Tickle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5837185 "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." <BR> <BR> <BR> George Carlin Tue, 23 Dec 2014 06:20:57 EST Monday's Sillies http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5836668 Q: Where does the snowman hide his money? <BR> A: In the snow bank. <BR> <BR> Q: What type of cars do elves drive? <BR> A: Toy-otas. <BR> <BR> <BR> Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa? <BR> A: Saint Nickel-less <BR> Mon, 22 Dec 2014 06:57:05 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5836285 "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." <BR> <BR> <BR> Maya Angelou Sun, 21 Dec 2014 10:28:32 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5835790 You know you're really over the hill when opportunity knocks and you have your hearing aid turned off. Sat, 20 Dec 2014 09:19:30 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5835247 Sign in a window of a rope company: If you can't afford a clothes dryer, ask us about our credit line. Fri, 19 Dec 2014 06:23:38 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5834785 "Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write." <BR> <BR> <BR> John Adams Thu, 18 Dec 2014 07:21:30 EST Hump Day Happy http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5834252 Think: What you do when you can't thwim! Wed, 17 Dec 2014 06:22:58 EST Tuesday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5833748 "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." <BR> <BR> <BR> Ben Franklin Tue, 16 Dec 2014 07:21:59 EST Monday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5833211 What does a hungry termite say when it strolls into a tavern? <BR> <BR> <BR> Hi! Is the bar tender here? Mon, 15 Dec 2014 06:09:35 EST Sunday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5832826 "Fewer things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mark Twain Sun, 14 Dec 2014 12:09:10 EST Saturday's Silly http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5832320 "It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people." <BR> <BR> <BR> Wanda Sykes Sat, 13 Dec 2014 09:49:30 EST Friday's Funny http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5831782 "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." <BR> <BR> <BR> Groucho Marx Fri, 12 Dec 2014 07:18:54 EST Thursday's Thought http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5831206 "A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world." <BR> <BR> <BR> Lois Wyse Thu, 11 Dec 2014 06:27:38 EST