TWEETYKC00's SparkPeople Blog TWEETYKC00's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community There's No Place Like Home It is good to be back home. Still a little sore and tired, but at least we got plenty of things done. Now on to the things to do around here. Can't wait to get to the book sale later. Thu, 31 Jul 2014 06:25:21 EST Back Home, For Now. I made it back alive, I even won some money at the bingo! Whoohoo! Wed, 30 Jul 2014 22:28:22 EST Out Of Town I'll be mia until maybe Thursday. I'm going to visit my dad and help him with some work around the house. I'll miss my sparking. Hope you all have a god few days. Tue, 29 Jul 2014 10:20:11 EST Tuesday's Tickle "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." <BR> <BR> <BR> Bob Hope Tue, 29 Jul 2014 06:33:16 EST Monday's Funny What does a dentist call his X Rays? <BR> <BR> <BR> Tooth Pics Mon, 28 Jul 2014 06:14:10 EST Sunday's Thought "Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." <BR> <BR> <BR> John Lennon Sun, 27 Jul 2014 11:57:20 EST Saturday's Silly "Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got." <BR> <BR> <BR> Sophia Loren Sat, 26 Jul 2014 11:02:48 EST Friday's Funny Youth is a gift of nature, age is a work of art. Fri, 25 Jul 2014 06:13:31 EST Thursday's Thought "As we advance in life, it becomes more and more difficult, but in fighting the difficulties, the inmost strength of the heart is developed." <BR> <BR> <BR> Vincent Van Gogh Thu, 24 Jul 2014 06:16:44 EST Hump Day Happy "I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year." <BR> <BR> <BR> Victor Borge Wed, 23 Jul 2014 06:43:20 EST Tuesday's Tickle "Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine." <BR> <BR> <BR> Whoopi Goldberg Tue, 22 Jul 2014 08:07:06 EST Monday's Silly "Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off." <BR> <BR> <BR> Phyllis Diller Mon, 21 Jul 2014 06:11:08 EST Sunday's Thought All of us do not have equal talent, but all of us should have an equal opportunity to develop our talents." <BR> <BR> <BR> John F. Kennedy Sun, 20 Jul 2014 13:55:59 EST Saturday's Silly What has 12 legs, six eyes, 3 tails and can't see? <BR> <BR> <BR> 3 blind mice! Sat, 19 Jul 2014 12:54:51 EST Friday's Funny You never really know how good your memory really is until you try to forget something. Fri, 18 Jul 2014 06:21:54 EST Thursday's Funny How do bees dispose of their honey? <BR> <BR> <BR> They cell it. Thu, 17 Jul 2014 06:26:25 EST Wednesday's Wisdom "Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth. the air and you." <BR> <BR> <BR> Langston Hughes Wed, 16 Jul 2014 08:36:22 EST Tuesday's Tickle "Somebody asked what I wanted on my gravestone. I'm just going to put: 'Glad I Could Help.'" <BR> <BR> <BR> Dick Van Dyke Tue, 15 Jul 2014 09:42:57 EST Monday's Silly "A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it." <BR> <BR> <BR> Jerry Seinfeld Mon, 14 Jul 2014 06:39:44 EST Sunday's Thought "Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mother Teresa Sun, 13 Jul 2014 11:33:46 EST Saturday's Silly "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." <BR> <BR> <BR> Gilda Radner Sat, 12 Jul 2014 10:32:33 EST Friday's Funny In the winter the dog wears his coat. In the summer he wears his coat and pants. Fri, 11 Jul 2014 06:53:38 EST Thursday's Tickle Did you visit the origami store? <BR> <BR> <BR> That's ok, it folded anyway. Thu, 10 Jul 2014 06:08:13 EST Wednesday's Wisdom "Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do." <BR> <BR> <BR> Ben Franklin Wed, 9 Jul 2014 07:11:46 EST Tuesday's Tickle "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mae West Tue, 8 Jul 2014 06:41:02 EST Monday's Silly Why does a dog wag his tail? <BR> <BR> <BR> He couldn't find anyone to do it for him. Mon, 7 Jul 2014 07:08:38 EST Sunday's Thought "Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration." <BR> <BR> <BR> Abraham Lincoln Sun, 6 Jul 2014 09:51:44 EST Saturday's Thought "I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend." <BR> <BR> <BR> Thomas Jefferson Sat, 5 Jul 2014 15:01:06 EST Friday's Thought "I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread." <BR> <BR> <BR> Bill Cosby Fri, 4 Jul 2014 07:16:05 EST Thursday's Tickle Which witch is good when it's dark? <BR> <BR> A lights-witch! Thu, 3 Jul 2014 07:03:28 EST Wednesday's Wisdom "There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self." <BR> <BR> <BR> Aldous Huxley Wed, 2 Jul 2014 06:40:25 EST Tuesday's Tickle "The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius." <BR> <BR> <BR> Sid Caesar Tue, 1 Jul 2014 06:34:39 EST Monday's Silly "If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mel Brooks Mon, 30 Jun 2014 06:18:05 EST Sunday's Thought :When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure." <BR> <BR> <BR> Peter Marshall Sun, 29 Jun 2014 12:07:35 EST Saturday's Thought "My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty." <BR> <BR> <BR> Elayne Boosler Sat, 28 Jun 2014 15:04:19 EST Friday's Funny What happened to the dog that swallowed the firefly? <BR> <BR> <BR> It barked with de-light! Fri, 27 Jun 2014 06:24:49 EST Thursday's Tickle Most love triangles turn into wreck - tangles before long. Thu, 26 Jun 2014 06:29:42 EST Wednesday's Wisdom "One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other." <BR> <BR> <BR> Jane Austin, Emma Wed, 25 Jun 2014 07:40:38 EST Tuesday's Tickle "My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." <BR> <BR> <BR> Margaret Cho Tue, 24 Jun 2014 08:38:24 EST Monday's Silly Why couldn't the pony talk? <BR> <BR> <BR> Because he was a little horse! Mon, 23 Jun 2014 07:28:42 EST Sunday's Thought "We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools." <BR> <BR> <BR> Martin Luther King Jr. Sun, 22 Jun 2014 11:32:18 EST Another Long Day Gearing up for another day at the garage sale. I can't wait until this is all over. Hoping to be back to normal soon. Have a good day everyone. Sat, 21 Jun 2014 04:51:17 EST Friday, It's gonna be a long one. It's been a long week and it will be a longer weekend. Been setting up for a rummage sale. I am beat! I won't be able to spark much for the next few days. I hope everyone has a good weekend. Fri, 20 Jun 2014 00:13:32 EST Thursday's Tickle "I found a money back guarantee on a beauty cream. Rushed down to the store. They took one look at me and paid me in advance." <BR> <BR> <BR> Phyllis Diller Thu, 19 Jun 2014 07:36:24 EST Wednesday's Wisdom "To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." <BR> <BR> <BR> Ralph Waldo Emerson Wed, 18 Jun 2014 16:37:10 EST Tuesday's Tickle "Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other." <BR> <BR> <BR> Ann Landers Tue, 17 Jun 2014 07:43:16 EST MOnday's Silly The difference between learning to drive a car and learning to play golf is that in one case you hit everything and in the other you hit nothing. Mon, 16 Jun 2014 06:00:22 EST Father's Day Thought "I want to congratulate all the men out there who are working diligently to be good fathers whether they are stepfathers, or biological fathers or just spiritual fathers." <BR> <BR> <BR> T.D. Jakes Sun, 15 Jun 2014 11:31:48 EST Saturday's Silly "I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure." <BR> <BR> <BR> Mae West Sat, 14 Jun 2014 09:27:23 EST Friday's Funny A moth leads an awful life. It spends the summer in a fur coat and the winter in a bathing suit. Fri, 13 Jun 2014 06:18:44 EST