TLCFME's SparkPeople Blog http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal.asp?id=TLCFME TLCFME's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community SparkPeople.com http://assets2.sparkpeople.com/assets/nav/logo_spark.gif http://www.sparkpeople.com/ What happened when the cat ate a ball of yarn? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5539878 <BR> It had Mittens! <em>239</em> <em>241</em> <em>240</em> <em>20</em> <em>252</em> <em>104</em> <em>213</em> Wed, 13 Nov 2013 08:05:38 EST What's yellow and hops up and down? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5444072 <BR> A canary with hiccups! <em>145</em> <em>282</em> <em>220</em> <em>30</em> <em>213</em> Sun, 4 Aug 2013 10:58:29 EST When does the clock strike 25? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5412446 <BR> When it's broken! <em>412</em> <em>128</em> <em>56</em> <em>12</em> <em>387</em> <em>20</em> <em>58</em> <em>252</em> <em>244</em> <em>247</em> <em>213</em> Sat, 6 Jul 2013 14:19:05 EST Where fo ghosts make their beer? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5392380 <BR> At the boo-ery! <em>423</em> <em>423</em> <em>297</em> <em>297</em> <em>20</em> <em>104</em> <em>58</em> <em>247</em> <em>334</em> <em>213</em> Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:30:10 EST Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5389402 <BR> Because they are hard to iron! <em>20</em> <em>58</em> <em>252</em> <em>386</em> <em>224</em> <em>213</em> Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:19:25 EST What do you call a cow that has two legs? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5385784 <BR> "Lean" beef. <em>58</em> <em>30</em> <em>247</em> <em>213</em> Tue, 11 Jun 2013 11:57:00 EST What happened when the teacher tied the students' shoelaces together? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5383644 <BR> They went on a class "Trip"! <em>20</em> <em>58</em> <em>247</em> <em>213</em> Sun, 9 Jun 2013 18:16:53 EST What do witches ask for at hotels? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5376591 <BR> Broom service!!! <em>436</em> <em>424</em> <em>104</em> <em>220</em> <em>247</em> <em>213</em> Mon, 3 Jun 2013 10:27:54 EST How long does it take for a gymnast to get to class? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5372415 <BR> A "split" second. <em>216</em> <em>415</em> <em>356</em> <em>20</em> <em>104</em> <em>247</em> <em>213</em> Thu, 30 May 2013 10:24:24 EST What do runners do when they forget something? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5368321 <BR> They Jog their memory! <em>20</em> <em>104</em> <em>244</em> <em>216</em> <em>363</em> <em>185</em> <em>186</em> <em>182</em> <em>57</em> <em>312</em> <em>311</em> <em>250</em> <em>247</em> <em>220</em> <em>247</em> <em>213</em> Sun, 26 May 2013 10:39:08 EST What did sushi A say to sushi B? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5357595 <BR> Wasa bi? <em>58</em> <em>213</em> <em>20</em> <em>252</em> <em>247</em> <em>244</em> Wed, 15 May 2013 15:25:13 EST Why did the boy take a bale of hay to bed? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5348431 <BR> To feed his nighht-mare! <em>102</em> <em>58</em> <em>20</em> <em>252</em> <em>247</em> <em>334</em> <em>213</em> Tue, 7 May 2013 09:51:50 EST Why are most baseball games held at night? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5338328 <BR> Because the bats sleep during the day! <em>20</em> <em>300</em> <em>58</em> <em>247</em> <em>211</em> <em>213</em> Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:11:04 EST What do ants take when they're sick? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5329740 <BR> Ant-ibiotics! <em>282</em> <em>20</em> <em>104</em> <em>252</em> <em>247</em> <em>334</em> <em>213</em> Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:11:09 EST Why did the boy swallow 3 dollar bills? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5328514 <BR> Because it was his lunch money! <em>20</em> <em>244</em> <em>247</em> <em>58</em> <em>211</em> <em>213</em> Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:50:00 EST Where do you find elephants? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5315608 <BR> Where you left them! <em>432</em> <em>435</em> <em>449</em> <em>20</em> <em>247</em> <em>213</em> Mon, 8 Apr 2013 09:55:22 EST Why was the computer injured? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5304105 <BR> Because it slipped a disk! <em>17</em> <em>387</em> <em>282</em> <em>197</em> <em>58</em> <em>100</em> <em>104</em> <em>247</em> <em>211</em> <em>213</em> Fri, 29 Mar 2013 09:18:05 EST Why can't a bicycle stand up? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5291009 <BR> Because it's two "tired". <em>217</em> <em>108</em> <em>332</em> <em>309</em> <em>20</em> <em>58</em> <em>104</em> <em>247</em> <em>224</em> <em>213</em> Mon, 18 Mar 2013 11:42:45 EST What's a cheerleader's favorite drink? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5286810 <BR> Root beer! <em>321</em> <em>215</em> <em>297</em> <em>297</em> <em>20</em> <em>104</em> <em>247</em> <em>247</em> <em>211</em> <em>213</em> Thu, 14 Mar 2013 17:12:40 EST Why did the boy sleep with a ruler? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5280765 <BR> Because he wanted to check how long he slept! <em>102</em> <em>102</em> <em>58</em> <em>20</em> <em>252</em> <em>247</em> <em>220</em> <em>224</em> <em>213</em> Sun, 10 Mar 2013 01:47:14 EST Why would Snow White make a good judge? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5269441 <BR> Because she's the fairest of them all! <em>188</em> <em>221</em> <em>458</em> <em>459</em> <em>362</em> <em>20</em> <em>104</em> <em>247</em> <em>224</em> <em>213</em> <em>211</em> Sat, 2 Mar 2013 08:51:00 EST What do you get when you cross T-Rex with a chicken? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5260967 <BR> A Tyrannosaurus Pecks. <em>20</em> <em>29</em> <em>212</em> <em>247</em> <em>211</em> <em>213</em> Sat, 23 Feb 2013 11:30:33 EST How do pigs write top secret messages? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5257465 <BR> With invisible oink! <em>20</em> <em>212</em> <em>247</em> <em>213</em> Wed, 20 Feb 2013 12:07:23 EST Why did the robber wear blue gloves? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5246649 <BR> Because he didn't want to get caught red-handed! <em>20</em> <em>58</em> <em>104</em> <em>247</em> <em>212</em> <em>334</em> <em>213</em> Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:12:57 EST Why did the lady spray her clock? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5244870 <BR> Because it had ticks! <em>128</em> <em>56</em> <em>58</em> <em>20</em> <em>247</em> <em>220</em> <em>213</em> Sun, 10 Feb 2013 09:39:50 EST What did the rabbit give his girlfriend? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5243809 <BR> A 14 carrot ring! <em>52</em> <em>291</em> <em>210</em> <em>104</em> <em>58</em> <em>20</em> <em>247</em> <em>247</em> <em>224</em> <em>213</em> Sat, 9 Feb 2013 10:29:38 EST Why did the peanut cross the road? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5238306 <BR> To get to the SHELL station! <em>343</em> <em>436</em> <em>104</em> <em>20</em> <em>247</em> <em>220</em> <em>213</em> Tue, 5 Feb 2013 07:44:29 EST What did the envelope say to the stamp? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5237270 <BR> Stick with me and we'll go places!!! <em>433</em> <em>432</em> <em>58</em> <em>104</em> <em>247</em> <em>386</em> <em>334</em> <em>213</em> <BR> Looking for my travel companion! Mon, 4 Feb 2013 13:55:38 EST How does a rose ride a bike? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5235635 <BR> By pushing HER petals!!! <em>214</em> <em>146</em> <em>125</em> <em>87</em> <em>126</em> <em>375</em> <em>214</em> <em>146</em> <em>104</em> <em>247</em> <em>220</em> <em>334</em> <em>224</em> <em>213</em> Sun, 3 Feb 2013 11:43:59 EST What do you call two witches who live together? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5234353 <BR> Broommates! <em>424</em> <em>424</em> <em>104</em> <em>247</em> <em>220</em> <em>213</em> Sat, 2 Feb 2013 10:42:47 EST If two is company and there's a crowd, what are four and five? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5223293 <BR> Nine! <em>20</em> <em>58</em> <em>104</em> <em>247</em> <em>334</em> <em>213</em> Fri, 25 Jan 2013 15:46:28 EST What do garbagemen eat? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5221802 <BR> Junk food! <em>343</em> <em>473</em> <em>477</em> <em>486</em> <em>4</em> <em>20</em> <em>198</em> <em>247</em> <em>247</em> <em>220</em> <em>334</em> <em>213</em> Thu, 24 Jan 2013 14:45:34 EST What is a dog's favorite color? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5219921 <BR> Grrrreen! <em>200</em> <em>338</em> <em>201</em> <em>134</em> <em>20</em> <em>104</em> <em>247</em> <em>247</em> <em>220</em> <em>334</em> Wed, 23 Jan 2013 10:32:03 EST What do you call a whale band? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5217250 <BR> An orca-stra! <em>322</em> <em>237</em> <em>492</em> <em>29</em> <em>30</em> <em>252</em> <em>247</em> <em>247</em> <em>220</em> <em>224</em> Mon, 21 Jan 2013 15:29:04 EST Why did the monster put a keep off sign on her lawn? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5171100 <BR> She wanted to mark her terror-tory! <em>423</em> <em>224</em> <em>247</em> <em>220</em> <em>211</em> <em>213</em> Wed, 19 Dec 2012 12:52:30 EST What did one snowman say to another snowman? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5168248 <BR> Something smells like carrots! <em>210</em> <em>291</em> <em>444</em> <em>444</em> <em>20</em> <em>334</em> <em>247</em> <em>220</em> <em>211</em> <em>213</em> Sun, 16 Dec 2012 16:36:22 EST What do you get when two peas mix it up? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5167308 <BR> Black - eyed peas! <em>373</em> <em>371</em> <em>20</em> <em>104</em> <em>220</em> <em>247</em> <em>334</em> <em>213</em> Sat, 15 Dec 2012 12:28:41 EST Why is the snail the strongest animal? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5152011 <BR> Because he carries a house on his back! <em>104</em> <em>244</em> <em>247</em> <em>334</em> <em>213</em> Fri, 30 Nov 2012 20:26:42 EST If there are five flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the Am football player? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5146895 <BR> The one in the Sugar Bowl. <em>216</em> <em>281</em> <em>104</em> <em>334</em> <em>220</em> <em>247</em> <em>247</em> <em>213</em> Mon, 26 Nov 2012 09:50:18 EST What's Tarzan's favorite carol? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5142343 <BR> Jungle Bells! <em>445</em> <em>445</em> <em>218</em> <em>224</em> <em>247</em> <em>220</em> <em>247</em> <em>104</em> <em>334</em> Wed, 21 Nov 2012 09:10:20 EST Where do smart butters go? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5135455 <BR> On the honor roll. <em>427</em> <em>20</em> <em>247</em> <em>213</em> Wed, 14 Nov 2012 17:52:03 EST What is green and makes holes? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5131562 <BR> A drill pickle! <em>371</em> <em>216</em> <em>334</em> <em>247</em> <em>213</em> Sun, 11 Nov 2012 13:09:39 EST What do you call a snail on a ship? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5127420 <BR> A snailor! <em>244</em> <em>247</em> <em>220</em> <em>20</em> <em>213</em> <BR> <BR> At least a turtle and a snail are both really slow!!! <BR> <BR> <em>340</em> <em>340</em> <em>134</em> Wed, 7 Nov 2012 14:29:48 EST Why didn't the skunk call his parents? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5121508 <BR> Because his phone was out of odor! <em>91</em> <em>244</em> <em>220</em> <em>247</em> <em>104</em> <em>334</em> <em>213</em> Fri, 2 Nov 2012 13:19:11 EST Why do zebras like old movies? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5116923 <BR> Because they're in black and white! <em>58</em> <em>334</em> <em>211</em> <em>213</em> Mon, 29 Oct 2012 15:02:11 EST If you had 9 oranges in one hand and 10 lemons in another, what do you have? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5115489 <BR> Really BIG hands! <em>334</em> <em>250</em> <em>247</em> <em>246</em> <em>220</em> <em>253</em> Sun, 28 Oct 2012 11:05:10 EST What has a tongue but does not talk? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5098708 <BR> A shoe! <em>138</em> <em>104</em> <em>334</em> <em>58</em> <em>247</em> <em>247</em> <em>213</em> Sun, 14 Oct 2012 14:27:51 EST BIG MOUTH FROG http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5057565 2 <em>30</em> This is the first joke that I told my kids. They loved it so much that I had to keep repeating it for them. Mike wanted to post it. Hope you enjoy it!!!! <em>334</em> <em>247</em> <em>213</em> <BR> <BR> Sorry, I guess Mike will have to reload it. Thu, 13 Sep 2012 12:03:38 EST What animal drops from the sky? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5056593 <BR> Rain- deer! <em>134</em> <em>27</em> <em>257</em> <em>334</em> <em>104</em> <em>247</em> <em>220</em> <em>247</em> <em>213</em> Wed, 12 Sep 2012 19:35:19 EST What's yellow and hops up and down? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5051201 <BR> A canary with hiccups! <em>145</em> <em>145</em> <em>321</em> <em>318</em> <em>20</em> <em>224</em> <em>104</em> <em>247</em> <em>213</em> Sun, 9 Sep 2012 15:35:17 EST