SUNSHINE65's SparkPeople Blog SUNSHINE65's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community Mom Is Shocked When This Naked Woman Waved At Her Three Young Children. But Her Son’s Reply Is Hyste 1) NUDITY <BR> <BR> My kids have always been observant of their surroundings, but they tend to pick out details no one else would notice. I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" <BR> <BR> 2) OPINIONS <BR> <BR> On the first day of school, a first-grader hand... Sun, 7 Feb 2016 21:23:21 EST Life is Short... <img src=""> Tue, 26 Jan 2016 10:03:09 EST Late Night Jokes for January 22 Late Night Funny #1 <BR> <BR> Yesterday in Iowa, Sarah Palin gave a 20-minute speech to endorse Donald Trump for president, while Trump stood off to the side. Palin described Trump as a great leader, while Trump described being quiet for 20 minutes as the most painful experience of his life. -Jimmy Fallon <BR> <BR> Late Night Funny #2 <BR> <BR> Critics are calling Sarah Palin’s endorsement speech of Donald Trump "bizarre," "meandering," and "mystifying." In other words, she’s still got it.... Fri, 22 Jan 2016 22:31:12 EST The Sandpiper by Robert Peterson She was six years old when I first met her on the beach near where I live. I drive to this beach, a distance of three or four miles, whenever the world begins to close in on me. She was building a sand castle or something and looked up, her eyes as blue as the sea. <BR> "Hello," she said. <BR> I answered with a nod, not really in the mood to bother with a small child. <BR> "I'm building," she said. <BR> "I see that. What is it?" I asked, not really caring. <BR> "Oh, I d... Fri, 22 Jan 2016 17:45:15 EST That sneeze <img src=""> Fri, 22 Jan 2016 17:30:06 EST The Lone Ranger In honor of Black History month: Check out this website: <BR> <BR> <link><BR>-ranger-was-an-african-american-lawman<BR>-who-lived-with-native-american-indians/ </link> <BR> <BR> Or copy and paste: <BR> <BR><BR>one-ranger-was-an-african-american-law<BR>man-who-lived-with-native-american-indians/ Wed, 20 Jan 2016 14:47:43 EST She Just Wanted To Protect Her House. But This Cab Driver Is Now Terrified My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. <BR> <BR> Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. <BR> <BR> When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrie... Fri, 15 Jan 2016 05:34:39 EST The Most Embarrassing Taco Bell Visit Ever. This Kid Is Priceless. <BR> <BR> My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. <BR> <BR> While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No." <BR> <BR> I kept thinki... Wed, 13 Jan 2016 18:15:27 EST Little Girl Shocks Her School Teacher. This Is Perfect. I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. <BR> <BR> When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on the... Sat, 9 Jan 2016 04:28:34 EST Three Women Challenged Him To A Bet. He Might Regret This. Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. <BR> <BR> About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.' <BR> <BR> The old man said, 'There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools.' <BR> <BR> One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.' <BR> <BR> Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they cou... Sat, 9 Jan 2016 04:16:01 EST Handyman Husband Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: <BR> <BR> WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN <BR> <BR> <BR> Husband texts back: <BR> <BR> GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER IT <BR> & GENTLY TAP EDGES WITH HAMMER <BR> <BR> <BR> Wife texts back 5 minutes later: <BR> <BR> COMPUTER REALLY MESSED UP NOW Thu, 7 Jan 2016 22:17:30 EST HOW THE INTERNET STARTED .... ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE REALLY [Please do not Google or check this with Snopes. They will lie to you. Trust me!] <BR> <BR> In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. <BR> <BR> And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou ca... Mon, 4 Jan 2016 20:52:35 EST Nun Gets The Shock Of Her Life While Waiting For Her Flight. So Embarrassing. A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago. <BR> <BR> She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune and thought to herself, "I'll give it a try and see what it tells me." <BR> <BR> She went over to the machine, stepped up on the scale and put her nickel in. Out came a card that read, "You are a nun. You weigh 128 lbs, and you are going to Chicago." <BR> <BR> The Nun sat back down and told herself that the machine probab... Sat, 2 Jan 2016 08:41:19 EST Girl Gets A Shocking Letter From Her Grandmother. This Is Perfect. Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: <BR> <BR> Dear Grand-daughter, <BR> <BR> The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker .. <BR> <BR> I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. <BR> <BR> So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. <BR> <BR> Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifti... Sat, 26 Dec 2015 02:46:27 EST Why people go to Arizona for the winter <link><BR>lLNQYrI </link> <BR> <BR> <BR> Better copy and past this into your browser...Enjoy! Wed, 23 Dec 2015 22:22:26 EST Don't mess with a nun, they are wicked smart!! According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. <BR> <BR> That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral <BR> skin tone, but after they put on their lipstick, they would <BR> press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip <BR> prints. <BR> <BR> Every night the maintenance man would remove them; <BR> and the next da... Wed, 23 Dec 2015 22:15:41 EST A Little Girl Helps Deliver Her Baby Brother And Her Reaction Is Hilarious As that old familiar saying goes, "Kids say the darnedest things!" And considering how wild their imaginations are, it's really no wonder why! <BR> <BR> Kids' imaginations are so active that they truly believe in the existence of invisible friends, monsters beneath their beds, and fairies who exchange their teeth for cash. <BR> <BR> It's pretty bizarre, but also undeniably cute and hilarious - especially when their innocent perspective offers a fresh take on some pretty adult themes, like m... Sun, 20 Dec 2015 03:43:09 EST Man Tries To Get On Wife’s Nerves. But How He Did It Is Priceless. My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. <BR> I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have Sex?" <BR> "No," she answered. <BR> I then said, "Is that your final answer?" ... <BR> She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes.." <BR> So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." <BR> And that's when the fight started... <BR> <BR> I took my wife to a French restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. <BR> "I'll have the rump... Sun, 13 Dec 2015 04:47:02 EST 21 Best One-Liner Jokes. #15 Is Just Evil 1. I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. <BR> <BR> 2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain. <BR> <BR> 3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant. <BR> <BR> 4. I, for one, like Roman numerals. <BR> <BR> 5. I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her. <BR> <BR> 6. People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now. <BR> <BR> 7.... Sun, 6 Dec 2015 02:09:37 EST Couple Gets A Shock When Their Son Runs In Panicked. If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! <BR> <BR> Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. <BR> <BR> "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, dad, can you help?" <BR> <BR> I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him ... Sun, 6 Dec 2015 01:07:50 EST Evil Woman Doesn't Let A Soldier Sit Down. What Happens Next Is Priceless. Evil Woman Doesn't Let A Soldier Sit Down. What Happens Next Is Priceless. <BR> <BR> An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her litt... Sun, 29 Nov 2015 04:13:24 EST Indigenous America Unite <img src=""> <BR> The idea of the American Thanksgiving feast is a fairly recent fiction. The idyllic partnership of 17th Century European Pilgrims and New England Indians sharing a celebratory meal appears to be less than 120 years-old. And it was only after the First World War that a version of such a Puritan-Indian partnership took hold in elementary schools across the American landscape. We can thank the inven... Fri, 27 Nov 2015 04:29:42 EST A List of Praises Give praise with psalms that tell the trees to sing, <BR> Give praise with Gospel choirs in storefront churches, <BR> Mad with the joy of the Sabbath, <BR> Give praise with the babble of infants, who wake with the sun, <BR> Give praise with children chanting their skip-rope rhymes, <BR> A poetry not in books, a vagrant mischievous poetry <BR> living wild on the Streets through generations of children. <BR> <BR> Give praise with the sound of the milk-train far away <BR> With its mutter of whe... Thu, 26 Nov 2015 21:54:04 EST Dad Makes a Mistake! It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. <BR> <BR> When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. <BR> <BR> "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he asks. <BR> <BR> "That's cool," says Bobby. <BR> <BR> Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. <BR> <BR> Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. <BR> <BR> Carrie's father respo... Sat, 21 Nov 2015 23:13:33 EST Dunkin Donuts CEO <img src=""> Sat, 21 Nov 2015 23:11:02 EST The Best Diagnosis Ever. Who Said Doctors Don't Have A Sense Of Humor? A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. James, what's the problem?" <BR> <BR> The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." <BR> <BR> The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-about 4 months, would be my guess." <BR> <BR> The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be... Sat, 21 Nov 2015 01:50:14 EST Farmer Gets Pulled Over By Cop. Then Says This To Him. A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. <BR> <BR> The farmer said, "having some problems with circle flies there, are ya" <BR> <BR> The trooper stopped writing the ticket and s... Wed, 18 Nov 2015 19:12:13 EST The Wooden Bowl I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. <BR> <BR> A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year - old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, m... Sun, 15 Nov 2015 17:56:03 EST 50 years of marriage After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk arm, slept on a sofa-bed and watched TV on a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman." So I said to my wife, "It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a ver... Wed, 11 Nov 2015 23:58:35 EST Choir Positions Open Found in an actual church bulletin <BR> <BR> Positions open in soprano, alto, tenor and bass. No others need apply. <BR> <BR> PHYSICAL QUALIFICATIONS: Must be able to carry light musical notes part way across the sanctuary. Must have sufficient vision to see the director. <BR> <BR> EXPERIENCE: No applications will be accepted from persons who have not sung, hummed, or whistled in the bathtub or shower at some time. <BR> <BR> BEGINNING WAGE: Increased satisfaction and joy in the servic... Sun, 8 Nov 2015 09:04:53 EST The Most Surprising Response Ever. This Woman Is A Genius. A man asks an old lady why she's alone on a cruise ship. Her response shocks him... <BR> <BR> About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. <BR> <BR> I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all seemed very familiar with this lady. <BR> <BR> I asked our waiter who the lady was, expe... Fri, 16 Oct 2015 21:59:15 EST Daughter Accidentally Finds Her Mother Having An Affair. This Is Priceless. "Hello?", "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" <BR> <BR> "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." <BR> <BR> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." <BR> <BR> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." <BR> <BR> Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled int... Fri, 16 Oct 2015 16:54:29 EST A woman just gets stopped by a policeman. But he wasn't expecting her to say this! A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." <BR> <BR> "Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer." <BR> <BR> "Well now, not so fast" said the cop. "Where did you get ... Thu, 15 Oct 2015 23:01:49 EST Yogi Berra-isms 1. “It ain’t over till it’s over.” <BR> 2. “It’s deja vu all over again.” <BR> 3. “I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4.” <BR> 4. “Never answer an anonymous letter.” <BR> 5. “We made too many wrong mistakes.” <BR> 6. “You can observe a lot by watching.” <BR> 7. “The future ain’t what it used to be.” <BR> 8. “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” <BR> 9. “It gets late early out here.” <BR> 10. “If the peop... Sat, 26 Sep 2015 00:21:24 EST Child Rearing FAQ Q: Should I have a baby after 35? <BR> A: No, 35 children is enough. <BR> <BR> Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? <BR> A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. <BR> <BR> Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? <BR> A: If it's the flu, you'll get better. <BR> <BR> Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? <BR> A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant. <BR> <BR> Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?... Fri, 4 Sep 2015 00:26:22 EST Engaging the Established Presbyterian Church of Scotland “Resurrection-Denying Preacher to Return to Scotland.” That was the headline of a story published in the Glasgow Herald about a week before I was scheduled to lecture in the Cairns Church in Milngavie, a constituent member of the established Presbyterian Church of Scotland. The Senior Pastor of that church, the Rev. Andrew Frater, together with his colleague, the Rev, Chris Vermeulen, a pastor in nearby Largs, had invited me to speak in Scotland on two previous occasions in recent years. ... Fri, 28 Aug 2015 05:20:08 EST Computer Age Battle of the Sexes A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine - "la maison" - "pencil", however, is masculine - "le crayon." <BR> <BR> A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" <BR> <BR> Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each g... Fri, 28 Aug 2015 04:54:28 EST Late Night Funnies The Cadillac Escalade EXT is the most popular car driven in New York. Partly because they're stylish, but mostly because New Yorkers like to have a place to stretch out when they leave their apartments. -Jimmy Fallon <BR> <BR> A study found that many types of head lice have mutated and now have become resistant to over-the-counter treatments. The problem has scientists scratching their heads. -Conan O'Brien <BR> <BR> Josh Duggar was outed for signing up on Ashley Madison using the screen na... Mon, 24 Aug 2015 21:25:34 EST North vs. South The North has coffee houses, <BR> The South has Waffle Houses <BR> <BR> The North has dating services, <BR> The South has family reunions. <BR> <BR> The North has switchblade knives, <BR> The South has Lee Press-on Nails <BR> <BR> The North has double last names, <BR> The South has double first names. <BR> <BR> The North has Indy car races, <BR> The South has stock car races. <BR> <BR> The North has Cream of Wheat, <BR> The South has grits. <BR> <BR> The North has green salads, <B... Mon, 24 Aug 2015 00:28:11 EST laughs Army of the Lord <BR> <BR> A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. <BR> <BR> The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" <BR> <BR> My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." <BR> <BR> Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" <BR> <BR> He whispered back, "I'm i... Wed, 19 Aug 2015 00:19:11 EST LATE NITE FUNNIES Macy's has severed ties with Donald Trump and no longer will carry his men's wear collection. From now on, men who want to look like Donald Trump will have to hunt and kill their own hair piece. -Conan O'Brien <BR> <BR> Last night for the first time in 24 years Jupiter and Venus appeared almost on top of each other. So the gay marriage ruling is having more of an impact than we thought. -Conan O'Brien <BR> <BR> The state of Oregon today became the fourth state to legalize recreational marij... Sat, 4 Jul 2015 03:04:24 EST Happy Fathers Day... Water Beds <BR> <BR> Since I had been selling water beds for almost four years, I thought I had heard every question imaginable. But then a customer asked me, "Can you deliver it filled with water?" <BR> <BR> Stunned, I replied, "Are you kidding? It would weigh over twelve hundred pounds!" <BR> <BR> After a short pause, she said, "Could you do it if I helped you carry it in?" <BR> <BR> Lost <BR> <BR> A man is lost in the desert. He used up the last of his water three days ago and he's ... Sun, 21 Jun 2015 17:57:35 EST Some Political Quotes "I resent your insinuendoes." <BR> <BR> "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same." <BR> <BR> "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." <BR> <BR> "I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate." -- Dan Quayle <BR> <BR> "If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave." <BR> <BR> "We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspa... Thu, 14 May 2015 01:40:04 EST DUI - Wisconsin Style From the state where drunk driving is considered a sport because there is a bar on every corner, comes this true story. <BR> Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Rhinelander, WI . After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar apparently so intoxicated that he could barely walk. <BR> The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. <BR> After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five differen... Sun, 10 May 2015 03:44:24 EST Daffynitions 1. ARBITRAITOR <BR> A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s <BR> <BR> 2. BERNADETTE <BR> The act of torching a mortgage. <BR> <BR> 3. BURGLARIZE <BR> What a crook sees through <BR> <BR> 4. AVOIDABLE <BR> What a bullfighter tries to do <BR> <BR> 5. EYEDROPPER <BR> Clumsy ophthalmologist <BR> <BR> 6. CONTROL <BR> A short, ugly inmate. <BR> <BR> 7. COUNTERFEITER <BR> Workers who put together kitche... Sat, 9 May 2015 00:15:42 EST Cat Facts A cat has 32 muscles in each ear that control their outer ear, whereas a human has only 6. <BR> <BR> Cats cannot taste sweet things. <BR> <BR> Adult cats never meow to each other but only to communicate with humans. <BR> <BR> Cats have three eyelids. The third eyelid is a tiny triangle of pinkish or whitish tissue which is usually visible in the corner of the eye. <BR> <BR> Cats have the ability to make over 100 different sounds, whereas dogs can make only 10. <BR> <BR> Cats use their wh... Thu, 7 May 2015 23:53:22 EST Punography I tried to catch some fog. I mist. <BR> A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. <BR> I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. <BR> I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. <BR> They told me I had type A blood, but it was a typo. <BR> What do you call a dinosaur with a huge vocabulary? A thesaurus. <BR> England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.. <BR> I dropped out of communism class because of l... Sun, 3 May 2015 18:49:04 EST JOKES GALORE Serious Golf... <BR> <BR> The minister drove into a sand trap. He picked up his golf club, broke it but didn't say a word. <BR> <BR> Then he picked up the golf bag and tore it to shreds but didn't say a word. <BR> <BR> He then took out all the golf balls and flung them into the woods but did not say one word. <BR> <BR> Finally he muttered, "I'm going have to give it up." <BR> <BR> "Golf?" asked the caddie. <BR> <BR> "No" he replied. "The ministry." <BR> Tweet It - Facebook It <BR> ... Thu, 23 Apr 2015 00:37:54 EST Buncha jokes Lawyer Humor <BR> <BR> You Know You Need A New Lawyer When: <BR> <BR> - The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high-five each other. <BR> <BR> - During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. <BR> <BR> - He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser." <BR> <BR> - He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose." <BR> <BR> - During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy. <BR> <BR> - Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to t... Sun, 19 Apr 2015 01:37:34 EST Late Late Yesterday presidential candidate Ted Cruz said that he will in fact be signing up for Obamacare despite saying earlier that he wants to repeal every word of it. It's a good thing he's signing up, because Cruz just went to the hospital in hypocritical condition. -Jimmy Fallon <BR> <BR> Obamacare, tea party candidate Ted Cruz just signed up for it. And next week he plans to get gay married at Planned Parenthood. -Conan O'Brien <BR> <BR> We have Donald Trump and Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham al... Sun, 29 Mar 2015 03:43:40 EST