SUNSHINE192DAY's SparkPeople Blog http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal.asp?id=SUNSHINE192DAY SUNSHINE192DAY's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community SparkPeople.com http://assets2.sparkpeople.com/assets/nav/logo_spark.gif http://www.sparkpeople.com/ Thanks for Praying for Us...Can We Pray for You? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6188833 As always Benjamin (my unborn baby) and I are willing to pray for you. It doesn't matter if you let us know your exact request or if you just say unspoken, because God knows. So please let me know if you or your family/friends need prayer either below or on a private message! Thank you all for continued prayer over Benny and me being exposed to the mumps and for my dad's cancer test results to come back negative in the upcoming weeks. We so appreciate you all! <BR> <BR> Official Due Date Co... Fri, 24 Jun 2016 12:26:22 EST Doctor's Appointment... http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6188335 Well we had Benny's doctor's appointment at 10:30 am and we didn't get to see the doctor until 12...during that whole time we had to wear a mask because I was exposed to mumps at church and just found out about it. I've been immunized but the child who caught it had also been immunized so out of safety we wore the masks. <BR> <BR> Benny measured 32 weeks again and so he's doing great. I lost just a tad bit of weight though so I am only up 1.8 pounds since becoming pregnant. That's of course... Thu, 23 Jun 2016 15:35:51 EST Starting the 29th Week! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6187661 Benjamin has been on earth but not out of momma yet for 29 weeks! He's getting big and stretching a lot, these last 3 days I thought he was going to rip me open though lol. On Sunday he dropped a bit as well. We have another doctor's appointment tomorrow so we'll see how big he is now! At his last appointment Benny was 27 weeks and measuring 32 so I'm praying that they don't want to induce because of his size later on. If they do I'm praying God lets me know what I should do...sending love to... Wed, 22 Jun 2016 13:36:26 EST Update on Dad... http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6187001 I wanted to tell you that the outpouring of loving support and prayer has been a wonderful help and just to tell you more about my dad. He is not saved and currently he is 6'4 and down to just 136 pounds. He was born just under 2 pounds and has never really been able to gain weight so that's also a huge concern. Please also pray for his salvation. <BR> <BR> We won't know the full results of the testing done today for a couple weeks so please keep us in your prayers. I cannot imagine losing ... Tue, 21 Jun 2016 14:40:32 EST My Prayer Need.... http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6186567 Could you all please pray for my dad? He is in his 60's and he had stage 4 bone cancer that went into remission around 5 years ago. He fell last year and now he has a broken vertebrae in his back. They are testing tomorrow to see if it's from the fall or from his cancer reoccurring...If it is the cancer we would be left with only alternative treatments or experimental because he can no longer have any chemo or radiation. Thank you all! <BR> <BR> Official Due Date Countdown: 79 Days Left! Mon, 20 Jun 2016 22:04:31 EST Anyone Need Prayer??? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6184870 Benny and I are always here to pray for you and you can either let us know to pray for you here or in a private message. You don't even need to tell us specifics, because God knows! Also, if you have had a prayer request update on something that we've prayed for you about, just let us know that! Have a fabulous, blessed weekend! <BR> <BR> Official Due Date Countdown: 82 Days Left to Go! Fri, 17 Jun 2016 21:27:25 EST Bad Day... http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6184138 Nothing's wrong with Benjamin or I but gosh has this been a bad day. First I had a nightmare about labor and something being wrong and I couldn't sleep when I woke up. Then this morning I was just panicked that I wouldn't be able to parent Benny well enough so I decided to take a nap. <BR> <BR> I woke up in a much better mood and made lunch and took my dogs outside. When I came back inside to eat Chloe preceded to poop in the middle of the living room floor after having just been outside. N... Thu, 16 Jun 2016 16:14:05 EST So Tired Today... http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6183698 Benny and I started our 3rd trimester today and I've been exhausted all day. I have a/c but I think it's because the last week or longer here in Iowa it's been over 90 degrees. It just sucks... <BR> <BR> Official Due Date Countdown: 84 Days to Go! Wed, 15 Jun 2016 22:41:19 EST Last Day of the Second Trimester! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6182707 My first trimester I was so sick I lost 21 pounds and was almost hospitalized. I couldn't keep anything down and I didn't want to eat anything because it either smelled funny (I never had a sense of smell before) or it made me sick. So, as you can imagine, that time period went by so slowly. <BR> <BR> The second trimester was a totally different story. I've actually enjoyed Benny's movements and most of the experience of the second trimester. I feel like I'm running out of time though. Baby'... Tue, 14 Jun 2016 11:37:27 EST Glucose Test, Take 2! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6182364 Ok I went for my 3 hour glucose test this morning. Got there at 8 am and talked to the doctor about feeling so badly last time with the 1 hour. He said they would monitor me closely and if it was getting out of hand they would step in. He told me there would be a total of 4 blood draws, 1 fasting and 1 each of the 3 hours after the glucose was given. I could fail 1 of them. <BR> <BR> So we took my fasting blood sugar and it was 95, which it is supposed to be under 95 so that was failing. I ... Mon, 13 Jun 2016 22:18:06 EST Failed the Glucose Test and Now... http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6180537 Well I failed the 1 hour test. I was 155 in blood sugar after an hour instead of under 135. Now I have to fast from Sunday night at 12 midnight until Monday at 8 am and go for the 3 hour test. This one you get a blood draw before you take anything and then you drink even more of that glucose crap. Then, over the next 3 hours, they take your blood 3 more times, once per hour. You cannot eat or drink anything, even water during that time. I have to be under 135 for 3 of the 4 draws or I fail an... Fri, 10 Jun 2016 21:34:58 EST A Glucose Test... http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6179786 Yeah, so I didn't expect to feel so awful the rest of the day after my 1 hour glucose test this morning but I do. Yuck. I have to wait until possibly tomorrow to know the results and they are also testing for anemia. I also get a tetanus and whooping cough shot. Ben's heart rate was great and I'm measuring 32 weeks instead of 27 which is where we actually are. But the doctor isn't worried so neither am I. Now to kick back and rest and wait for results. Another appointment in 2 weeks! <BR> <... Thu, 9 Jun 2016 17:09:37 EST Productive Day So Far... http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6179177 Well let's start by saying this is officially the start of week 27 of Benny's life! So next week will start the 7th month and the third trimester! We are soooo excited! <BR> <BR> So I took the day to take care of myself and gave myself a pedicure (that took longer than normal as I now have to take breathing breaks lol) and did my eyebrows and nails. I also organized a bag to take to the doctor's with me tomorrow for Benjamin's appointment. It's the glucose test and you basically drink a rea... Wed, 8 Jun 2016 18:11:10 EST Prayer Request Response! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6178460 I'm just so thankful that you all trust us to pray for your needs. I've been thanked a lot and told I'm so good for doing this and the truth is I'm not! God is good. I just listen to Him when He says there's someone I need to pray for and to ask ya'll. I am by no means a great Christian but I try to follow His leading and prompting and honestly, I'm using it to teach my unborn son to pray for people as well as crazy as that may sound. So, if you all feel led to pray or to post a blog like min... Tue, 7 Jun 2016 16:54:12 EST Prayer Requests? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6177541 I got a pretty good response last time I asked for the privilege to pray for you guys so I thought I'd ask again. Benny and I would love to have more people to pray for so here are the "rules" lol: If you or a family member or friend need prayer just either post below or sparkmail me and we will pray for you! You do NOT have to tell me the situation unless you feel led to because God already knows. If you prefer not to say just say the name of the person and unspoken request and we'll pray fo... Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:29:58 EST Busy Day Ahead! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6175725 Doing my blog early so I can get my busy homework day done! I hate leaving things to the last minute but I just can't seem to do anything right lately. Anyways, have a great day and weekend everyone! <BR> <BR> Official Due Date Countdown: 96 days! Fri, 3 Jun 2016 10:45:46 EST Answering Some Questions Ya'll Had... http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6175433 I'm sorry. The other day I posted about my grades for school and never said what I was going for. I'm getting my bachelor's degree in psychology. I'm going to a Christian university so that I can become a Christian counselor, which is basically a regular counselor that uses Biblical principals and God's intervention to help others. I'm taking more classes right now (2; Theology and Philosophy) and I take 1 more starting July 4th. Then, in August, I'm stopping the school schedule in plenty of ... Thu, 2 Jun 2016 22:36:30 EST Got my Grades for Last Semester! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6174082 I was only able to take 2 classes last semester because I was very ill in the first trimester with Benny, to the point of losing 21 pounds. But, after I was better, I had Christian Counseling for Children and Human Resource Management. Human Resources was absolutely the worst class I've ever, EVER had. We had to work in a group of 7 on a huge, semester long project and only 2 of us did any work. The instructor was very unhelpful and downright rude at times. <BR> <BR> Christian Counseling fo... Tue, 31 May 2016 23:03:07 EST Memorial Day! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6173180 I just wanted to take the time to thank every man, woman, and animal that has ever served our nation, is currently serving our nation, or will ever serve our nation as well as their families who also serve! Please know that you are all loved and prayed for daily! Happy Memorial Day everyone! <BR> <BR> Official Due Date Countdown: 100 days! (I'm going to start putting this on the bottom of all of my blogs to keep track!) Mon, 30 May 2016 16:12:51 EST Still a Lack of Energy... http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6171527 I know vitamins take time but oh my. I've slept most of today and yesterday and part of the day before. I guess I'm going to want these days back in the coming months but my goodness...talk to ya'll next week! Fri, 27 May 2016 18:15:08 EST Taking a New Vitamin! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6170853 I've been put on a new prenatal vitamin. Early in my pregnancy when I took a vitamin with iron my body didn't process it correctly and I would end up with an over supply of it and pass out. I never got hurt because, thankfully, I would sit before I got to that point. However, now with Benny moving and me using more energy the doctor thinks that I need the iron supplement in a vitamin to help with me being to tired and weak. Since I have one of the best ob-gyn's in Iowa I'll go with what he sa... Thu, 26 May 2016 15:29:40 EST No Energy for Me... http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6170463 Today I've had 2 naps and I'm still sleepy. Mainly, I think, because I keep waking up with heartburn. But it's all sooooo very worth it! 25 weeks today and adding my bump pic! It's a comparison pic. On the left is me today at 25 weeks and on the right is me in the same shirt at 7 weeks. <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/ed65f7be-4b21-4d89-b9fd-8698ca88d569.jpg"> Thu, 26 May 2016 00:05:46 EST Busy Day! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6169618 Had school work, counseling appointment, went to get our tires rotated just to realize there was a huge oil leak. Found out my dad didn't tighten the oil filter well but that is soooo unlike him. I worry about him. Then went to the next town over and now finally home. I'm about to have some popcorn lol. Have a good evening everyone! Tue, 24 May 2016 17:14:18 EST My Furbabies! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6168761 So, as many of you may remember I LOVE animals. Right now I have 4 furbabies; 2 dogs and 2 cats. My mom also has 2 fish. But I don't have pics of them lol. <BR> <BR> My cats are Zeus, age 8, and Piper, age 2. Zeus is bigger at almost 21 pounds but he's a bigger breed than a regular tabby. When I got Piper she was a stray little bitty kitty and she was breathing hard so I immediately took her to the vet. They told me that she had either been shaken by a dog or kicked by someone and she has a... Mon, 23 May 2016 11:46:44 EST Prayer Requests? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6167487 I got a pretty good response last time I asked for the privilege to pray for you guys so I thought I'd ask again. Benny and I would love to have more people to pray for so here are the "rules" lol: If you or a family member or friend need prayer just either post below or sparkmail me and we will pray for you! You do NOT have to tell me the situation unless you feel led to because God already knows. If you prefer not to say just say the name of the person and unspoken request and we'll pray ... Sat, 21 May 2016 11:17:24 EST School Talk! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6167120 Well Monday I started more classes. In case ya'll don't know I'm pursuing my Bachelor's degree in Psychology with a major in Christian counseling. I am about 1 year from getting my degree! If you don't know what Christian counseling is you're not alone. It is basically just like being a regular counselor but practitioners approach psychology through the lens of the Bible and use the Bible and God in all counseling sessions to help their clients. <BR> <BR> This subterm (intensive 8 weeks of 2... Fri, 20 May 2016 18:33:09 EST Monday...and a prayer need... http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6164160 So this really has nothing to do with Monday lol. Last week I had some issues with low blood sugar. It seems that Benjamin is so active, even with no caffeine, that I need to be taking in much more food than I was. I was struggling to maintain the normal pregnancy intake of 2300 calories a day because all I want to eat is veggies and fruit really. So now I have restrictions on movement, again, only around a half hour up and active and then an hour downtime. Then I have to eat something with c... Mon, 16 May 2016 13:24:49 EST Friday the 13th! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6162307 Does anyone else have fantastic luck on Friday the 13th or is it just me? But then again, when I did community theater for the first time, right before I was to go on, I accidentally broke a mirror and I did wonderfully! I ended up breaking several more, one for each show that I performed in's opening night! Today my mom got a huge, unexpected bonus at work today. I was able to shower first thing this morning and brush my teeth without my little one, Benny, rebelling like usual lol. Overall, ... Fri, 13 May 2016 17:24:04 EST Any Prayer Needs Out There? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6161449 As some of you may know, I am a big God girl and I will pray for you anytime you need it! I'm also teaching my unborn son, Benny, to pray so I thought what better way than to take requests? If you or a family member need prayer just either post below or sparkmail me and we will pray for you! You do NOT have to tell me the situation unless you feel led to because God already knows. If you prefer not to say just say the name of the person and unspoken request and we'll pray for you! Also, even ... Thu, 12 May 2016 11:01:21 EST My Night Time Ritual With Benny! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6160408 Tomorrow Benny will be 23 weeks old in gestation. Since I found out at 6 weeks about him I have always spoken to him. We always say our prayers before bed out loud together, I know he can't say anything but I do remind him to say, "Amen," because he can at least think it lol. Then I made up a special song for him (only 4 lines) and I sing it. Then I tell him what was good about the day with him and how very good of a baby he is. It's our little thing but you know what's odd? He calms down aft... Tue, 10 May 2016 21:42:22 EST Baby Details! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6159583 So, as I announced yesterday, I am 22 weeks (almost 23) pregnant with a baby boy named Benjamin! I am over the moon happy especially because last Thursday at our last ultrasound they showed that he was perfectly healthy and growing well! He is in the 55th percentile in weight, weighing 1 pound 3 ounces approximately! I am so proud of him already! <BR> <BR> Friday we went to a Lee Brice concert (country music) and he enjoyed almost all of it. Except he did not like it when the electric guitar... Mon, 9 May 2016 18:08:03 EST I'M BACK AND BRINGING SOMEONE ALONG!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6158958 Well everyone it's been quite awhile! I got engaged (December 2015) and then unengaged (December 2016) but then I found out the BIG news, I am now expecting my first child! I just found out the additional news last week that IT'S A BOY! His name is Benjamin and he is due in September! I can't tell you all how excited I am to have this blessing join us but I am trying to be patient! I just wanted to update you all and I will be on here periodically but way more often than I have been so mail m... Sun, 8 May 2016 20:24:39 EST Prayer Needs? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5827191 Do any of you guys have prayer needs? I'd love to pray for you! Just leave them here or private message me! I'll keep everything private if you do it that way or you could simply say "Unspoken" and God will know what you mean! Thanks guys and gals! Wed, 3 Dec 2014 21:41:44 EST Polar Silly! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5823395 Q. What do you call a polar bear with ear muffs? <BR> <BR> A. Anything you want, he can’t hear you! <BR> Wed, 26 Nov 2014 14:40:31 EST Rainbow Joke! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5822381 A man was in a hurry to meet his friend down at the nearby lake. On the way down there, he was stopped by a man fully dressed in red. The man pulled over, and the red man asked, "Hi, I'm the red jerk of the highway. Have anything to eat?" <BR> <BR> The man smiled and handed him a sandwich. He continued down the highway and was yet again pulled over by a man fully dressed in green. He stopped and the guy in green said, "Hi, I'm the green jerk of the highway. Have anything to drink?" <BR> <... Mon, 24 Nov 2014 17:19:09 EST Scotch Silly! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5821806 A guy runs into the bar and says, "Quick, pour me 5 shots of your best scotch." <BR> <BR> The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can. "Wow that's the fastest I've seen anyone drink," says the bartender. <BR> <BR> "Well you'd drink that fast if you had what I had," the man says. <BR> <BR> "Oh my god," the bartender says, "What do you have?" <BR> <BR> The man replies "50 cents." Sun, 23 Nov 2014 19:17:57 EST Doctor Joke! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5821023 Maurice, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor for his physical. <BR> <BR> A few days later the doctor saw Maurice walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. <BR> <BR> A couple of days later do doctor spoke to Maurice and said, “You’re really dong great, aren’t you?” <BR> <BR> Maurice replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc: “Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.” <BR> <BR> The doctor said, “I did not say that. I said, “You got a heart murmur. Be careful.” Sat, 22 Nov 2014 09:09:28 EST Marriage Mayhem (Joke)! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5820796 "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." <BR> <BR> "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" <BR> <BR> "I know all that." <BR> <BR> "Then, why did you invite a friend for supper?" <BR> <BR> "Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married." Fri, 21 Nov 2014 18:23:44 EST Not a Joke Today but a Request... http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5820216 I need you guys' and gals' help. As some of you know I've been praying for a truly sweet little girl named Kate McRae since she was diagnosed with a severe and aggressive form of brain cancer when she was 5. Now she's 10 and in her 3rd relapse with the disease. Please, please pray for her to be healed. I want this for her so badly because she would take this miracle and proclaim it from the rooftops. Here is her caring bridge site: <BR> <BR> http://www.caringbridge.org/visit/mcraekat<BR>e ... Thu, 20 Nov 2014 16:18:24 EST Fishing Funny! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5819640 Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him "Excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?" <BR> <BR> The other fisherman replies, "If you just go down the stream until the water isn't salty, there are a ton of hungry fish." <BR> <BR> They thank him and go on their way. 15 minutes later, one fisherman says to the other "Fill the bucket up with water and see if the water is salty." <BR> <BR> H... Wed, 19 Nov 2014 16:30:16 EST Scholar Silly! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5818467 A scholar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer three questions: <BR> <BR> 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". <BR> <BR> 2. How many seconds are in a year? <BR> <BR> 3. What is God's first name? <BR> <BR> The scholar thought for a few minutes and answered... <BR> <BR> 1. The two days of the wee... Mon, 17 Nov 2014 18:06:42 EST Knock Knock Chuckle http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5817913 Knock Knock <BR> <BR> Who's there? <BR> <BR> Alex <BR> <BR> Alex who? <BR> <BR> Alexplain later now let me in. Sun, 16 Nov 2014 19:53:52 EST Bartender Silly! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5817493 An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way buddy you're too drunk." <BR> <BR> A few minutes later the drunk comes in through the bathrooms, again he slurs, "Give me a drink," bartender says, "No man I told you last time you're too drunk." <BR> <BR> Five minutes later the guy comes in through the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk." <BR> <BR> The drunk scratches his head and says "Dang, I mu... Sat, 15 Nov 2014 22:57:33 EST Jewelry Joke! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5816421 The man charged into the jewelry shop, slammed his fists angrily on the showcase, removed a wristwatch from his pocket and shook it under the nose of the owner. “You said this watch would last me a lifetime,” he yelled. “Yeah,” admitted the owner. “But you looked pretty sick the day you bought it.” Thu, 13 Nov 2014 22:29:11 EST Tax Tickle (Joke) http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5815411 A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.” Wed, 12 Nov 2014 09:17:12 EST Skeleton Silly! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5814758 A skeleton walks down empty Main Street. Suddenly he sees another skeleton carrying a gravestone. "Hey, what are you doing?” the other skeleton answers "Just strolling", "Why do have the gravestone, buddy?", "Because I always want to have some ID”. Tue, 11 Nov 2014 09:23:45 EST Fall Garfield Funny! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5814380 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/6/2/l623077831.jpg"> Mon, 10 Nov 2014 17:22:01 EST My Generation's Kind of Joke! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5813354 A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.” <BR> <BR> The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.” “I see.” replied the father-in-law, “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.” “I hate office wor... Sun, 9 Nov 2014 00:36:12 EST Oz Joke! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5811273 Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz? <BR> <BR> She had three men giving her directions. Wed, 5 Nov 2014 10:44:30 EST I'm BAAAAACK!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5810889 I've quit my old job and now my focus is school and health so I'm back! Jokes will resume tomorrow! I've missed you all sooooo much!!! Tue, 4 Nov 2014 19:47:59 EST