PMAY0313's SparkPeople Blog PMAY0313's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community Thursday's Quote “If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.” <BR> ¯ Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 31 Jul 2014 12:15:54 EST Wednesday's Quote “You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.” <BR> ¯ Gary Larson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 30 Jul 2014 19:57:47 EST Monday's Quote “People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.” <BR> ¯ Jess C. Scott <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 28 Jul 2014 23:33:20 EST Sunday's Quote “Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.” <BR> ¯ Tallulah Bankhead <BR> <BR> (Seems like sound advice...) <BR> <BR> List of Vices: <BR> Anger: Strong passion or emotion of displeasure or antagonism , excited by real or supposed injury or insult to one ' self or others , or by the intent to do such injury. <BR> <BR> Arrogance: Making undue claims in an overbearing manner; that species of pride which consists in exorbitant claims of rank, dignity, estimation, or power, ... Sun, 27 Jul 2014 21:42:33 EST Saturday's Quote “Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.” <BR> ¯ Jim Butcher <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 26 Jul 2014 16:53:20 EST Friday's Quote “Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.” <BR> ¯ Jim Butcher <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 25 Jul 2014 21:55:37 EST Thursday's Quote “I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you.” <BR> ¯ H. Jackson Brown Jr. <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 24 Jul 2014 13:14:26 EST Wednesday's Quote “It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well. ” <BR> ¯ Brian Regan <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 23 Jul 2014 16:00:18 EST Tuesday's Quote “Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far.” <BR> ¯ Jodi Picoult <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 23 Jul 2014 00:13:51 EST Sunday's Quote “Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?” <BR> ¯ Steven Wright <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 20 Jul 2014 15:56:37 EST Saturday's Quote OMG! I love my new cruiser style bike! It is a 7 speed but I love the more upright position. Kind of makes me wonder if my old bike was set up right. My hands would gt numb after an hour of riding. No issues with the new one!!! <BR> <BR> Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. <BR> --Ogden Nash <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sp... Sun, 20 Jul 2014 01:00:55 EST Friday's Quote “Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.” <BR> ¯ Steve Martin <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <BR> Fri, 18 Jul 2014 12:30:57 EST Thursday's Quote “I am not sure I trust you." <BR> "You can trust me with your life, My King." <BR> "But not with my wine, obviously. Give it back.” <BR> ¯ Megan Whalen Turner, The King of Attolia <BR> (I have a couple friends like this!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photo... Thu, 17 Jul 2014 19:26:34 EST Wednesday's Quote “On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, <BR> and I have nothing else to do, <BR> I sometimes wonder if it's true <BR> That who is what and what is who." <BR> - Winnie-the-Pooh” <BR> ¯ A.A. Milne <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 16 Jul 2014 17:38:53 EST Tuesday's Quote “The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.” <BR> ¯ Dorothy Parker <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> Tue, 15 Jul 2014 12:18:21 EST Monday's Quote “You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster. <BR> "With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.” <BR> &#8213; Lisa Kleypas, Smooth Talking Stranger <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> Tue, 15 Jul 2014 01:46:31 EST Sunday's Quote “Normal" is just a setting on your dryer.” <BR> ¯ Patsy Clairmont <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 14 Jul 2014 00:57:42 EST Saturday's Quote “You don't always have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one <BR> -Henrietta Barett” <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 12 Jul 2014 13:18:57 EST Friday's Quote “When humor goes, there goes civilization.” <BR> ¯ Erma Bombeck <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 12 Jul 2014 01:46:32 EST Tuesday's Quote “There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.” <BR> ¯ Tom Robbins <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Tue, 8 Jul 2014 16:30:11 EST Monday's Quote “Everyone is born creative; everyone is given a box of crayons in kindergarten. Then when you hit puberty they take the crayons away and replace them with dry, uninspiring books on algebra, history, etc. Being suddenly hit years later with the 'creative bug' is just a wee voice telling you, 'I'd like my crayons back, please.” <BR> ¯ Hugh MacLeod <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Mon, 7 Jul 2014 12:58:07 EST Sunday's Quote “The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort.” <BR> ¯ Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> Sun, 6 Jul 2014 13:01:02 EST Saturday's Quote “Don't run I never liked fast food” <BR> ¯ Rachel Caine <BR> <BR> (I wish I could say the same!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 5 Jul 2014 13:29:54 EST Friday's Quote “We stand for freedom. That is our conviction for ourselves; that is our only commitment to others. ” <BR> ~ John F Kennedy <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 4 Jul 2014 12:52:14 EST Thursday's Quote We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. <BR> The Declaration of Independence July 4, 1776 <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""... Thu, 3 Jul 2014 13:16:06 EST Wednesday's Quote A well-spent day brings happy sleep. <BR> --Leonardo da Vinci <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 2 Jul 2014 13:05:02 EST Tuesday's Quote (Where did the day go.?!?) <BR> <BR> I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! <BR> ~Author Unknown <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 2 Jul 2014 01:17:01 EST Monday's Quote My dear doctor, I am surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, as I have been practising all night. <BR> --John Philpot Curran <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Tue, 1 Jul 2014 01:25:48 EST Sunday's Quote “It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.” <BR> ¯ Steven Wright <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 29 Jun 2014 14:55:02 EST Saturday's Quote “Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.” <BR> ¯ E.B. White, Charlotte's Web <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 28 Jun 2014 14:18:52 EST Friday's Quote I hate being sick with a stuffed up nose and coughing! <BR> --Me (this morning) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 27 Jun 2014 11:37:03 EST Thursday's Quote Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. <BR> ~ Albert Einstein <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <... Thu, 26 Jun 2014 18:11:15 EST Wednesday's Quote “You're an investigator - can't nobody find stuff out like a woman. Y'all put the police to shame, make the little investigative tricks they show on CSI and Law & Order: SVU look like counting lessons on Sesame Street.” <BR> ¯ Steve Harvey, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man: What Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Commitment <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Wed, 25 Jun 2014 13:30:32 EST Tuesday's Quote I guess this is a form or re-gifting. As we all know it can be dangerous!! <BR> <BR> “While browsing in a second-hand bookshop one day, George Bernard Shaw was amused to find a copy of one of his own works which he himself had inscribed for a friend: "To ----, with esteem, George Bernard Shaw." <BR> <BR> He immediately purchased the book and returned it to the friend with a second inscription: "With renewed esteem, George Bernard Shaw.” <BR> ¯ George Bernard Shaw <BR> <BR> <img src="htt... Tue, 24 Jun 2014 13:21:00 EST Monday's Quote “Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.” <BR> ¯ Jarod Kintz <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 23 Jun 2014 12:34:52 EST Sunday's Quote “I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” <BR> ¯ Steven Wright <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 22 Jun 2014 13:34:04 EST Saturday's Quote “Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change?” <BR> ¯ Erma Bombeck <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-... Sat, 21 Jun 2014 12:54:44 EST Friday's Quote “We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!” <BR> ¯ Graham Chapman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book) <BR> <BR> I love Monty Python. It makes me think back to college. I highly recommend watching or reading some of it if you haven't or if it has been a while! <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <B... Fri, 20 Jun 2014 12:16:45 EST Thursday's Quote “Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.” <BR> ¯ Jim Butcher <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 19 Jun 2014 12:45:40 EST Wednesday's Quote “A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.” <BR> ¯ Steven Wright <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 18 Jun 2014 12:12:48 EST Tuesday's Quote “If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence.” <BR> ¯ Susan Beth Pfeffer <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Tue, 17 Jun 2014 12:43:40 EST Monday's Quote “A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.” <BR> ¯ Banksy <BR> <BR> Banksy Artwork <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="htt... Mon, 16 Jun 2014 13:06:28 EST Sunday's Quote “No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ” <BR> ¯ Abraham Lincoln <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 15 Jun 2014 13:51:36 EST Saturday's Quote “Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.” <BR> ¯ Sam Levenson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:24:59 EST Friday's Quote “Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.” <BR> ¯ Erma Bombeck <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 13 Jun 2014 12:07:19 EST Thursday's Quote “The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.” <BR> ¯ F. Scott Fitzgerald <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak... Thu, 12 Jun 2014 13:24:49 EST Wednesday's Quote “No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.” <BR> ¯ Mark Twain <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 11 Jun 2014 15:19:31 EST Tuesday's Quote “The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.” <BR> ¯ Terry Pratchett <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Tue, 10 Jun 2014 16:32:00 EST Monday's Quote “Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.” <BR> ¯ Dave Barry <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 9 Jun 2014 19:03:27 EST Sunday's Quote “A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say, "How to Build a Boat.” <BR> ¯ Stephen Wright <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 8 Jun 2014 12:21:43 EST