PMAY0313's SparkPeople Blog PMAY0313's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community Sunday's Quote <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 21 Dec 2014 20:38:11 EST Saturday's Quote Quick Cleanup <BR> Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read "Thank you for not looking in the bathtub." <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 20 Dec 2014 15:05:41 EST Friday's Quote I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas <BR> with a note on it saying "toys not included." <BR> —Bernard Manning <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 19 Dec 2014 13:38:47 EST Thursday's Quote Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the holiday season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. <BR> —Dave Barry <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 18 Dec 2014 13:46:35 EST Tuesday's Quote When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away. <BR> --Mitch Hedberg <BR> <BR> (I hate to say no so I always take whatever and then throw it away when I'm out of sight!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> Tue, 16 Dec 2014 16:22:25 EST Monday's Quote A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. <BR> --Mitch Hedberg <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 15 Dec 2014 23:33:12 EST Sunday's Quote I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. <BR> --Mitch Hedberg <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> Sun, 14 Dec 2014 23:53:01 EST Saturday's Quote <img src=""> Sat, 13 Dec 2014 14:36:29 EST Friday's Quote <img src=""> Sat, 13 Dec 2014 00:22:40 EST Thursday's Quote <img src=""> Thu, 11 Dec 2014 14:11:39 EST Wednesday's Quote <img src=""> Thu, 11 Dec 2014 01:54:47 EST Tuesday's Quote <img src=""> Wed, 10 Dec 2014 01:33:02 EST Monday's Quote “The destination of the journey could not be altered, only the manner in which one approached it - whether one chose to walk erect or to be dragged complaining through the dust.” <BR> &#8213; Robert Harris, Pompeii <BR> <BR> I finally got to see the Pompeii Exhibit. It was amazing. The last photo is a cast of a young woman who was pregnant. In death they were instantly frozen in time thanks to the eruption of the volcano. If you get a chance to see it, go. <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photo... Tue, 9 Dec 2014 01:23:49 EST Saturday's Quote Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. <BR> --James A. Garfield <BR> <BR> (So also says my Hubby. Peter Pan Creamy and Welch's Grape Jelly (not jam-there is a difference) has been his favorite sandwich since her was 4 or 5 years old. Now he pairs it with 1% milk and BBQ Ruffles.) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://pho... Sun, 7 Dec 2014 01:28:56 EST Friday's Quote What's another word for Thesaurus? <BR> --Steven Wright <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 6 Dec 2014 01:05:06 EST Thursday's Quote Life is hard. After all, it kills you. <BR> --Katharine Hepburn <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> Thu, 4 Dec 2014 14:05:49 EST Wednesday's Quote Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. <BR> --George Carlin <BR> <BR> (Not at my house right now...the dining room roof was leaking 1 gallon every hour during the rain storm yesterday. The repair guys come tomorrow to fix it. After 4 days of a leaky roof I think I may try some juice as seen below!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 3 Dec 2014 21:50:40 EST Tuesday's Quote Much needed rain storm in So Cal today...mud slides, flooding, several multicar accidents on freeways and the regular idiot drivers wrecking by themselves. Still I love a good rainy day!!! <BR> <BR> <em>27</em> <em>257</em> <em>54</em> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Tue, 2 Dec 2014 14:07:52 EST Monday's Quote <img src=""> Mon, 1 Dec 2014 23:02:58 EST Saturday's Quote Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. <BR> --George Carlin <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> Sun, 30 Nov 2014 18:02:20 EST Saturday's Quote I don't know about you but it takes the entire weekend to get over Thanksgiving at my house. I still have cleaning to do in the dining room and kitchen. <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> I am continuing my long time love of shopping this year. Since I do love shopping more than food, I will not (now or ever) shop on Black Friday or the weekend after Thanksg... Sat, 29 Nov 2014 19:19:38 EST Thursday's Quote That's one of the great things about Thanksgiving: Football's on! <BR> --Michael Strahan <BR> (Without football what would a lot of men do while we cooked. It could get ugly fast!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Thu, 27 Nov 2014 13:49:43 EST Wednesday's Quote It's like being at the kids' table at Thanksgiving - you can put your elbows on it, you don't have to talk politics... no matter how old I get, there's always a part of me that's sitting there. <BR> --John Hughes <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> I love the kid's table! <BR> Wed, 26 Nov 2014 22:46:49 EST Tuesday's Quote It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day. <BR> --Marilu Henner <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Tue, 25 Nov 2014 17:43:16 EST Monday's Quote Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. <BR> --Erma Bombeck <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 24 Nov 2014 13:30:25 EST Saturday's Quote You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There's another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity. <BR> --Bill Gates <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpe... Sat, 22 Nov 2014 13:22:27 EST Friday's Quote Common sense is in spite of, not as the result of education. <BR> --Victor Hugo <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> Fri, 21 Nov 2014 17:14:28 EST Thursday's Quote Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age. <BR> --Victor Hugo <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 20 Nov 2014 17:58:34 EST Wednesday's Quote Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday. <BR> --John Wayne <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 19 Nov 2014 19:33:06 EST Tuesday's Quote We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. <BR> --Walt Disney <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Tue, 18 Nov 2014 22:42:22 EST Monday's Quote If I ever had an out-of-body experience - I'd try to come back to a different one. <BR> --Tom Wilson <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 17 Nov 2014 18:12:24 EST Sunday's Quote These days an income is something you can't live without - or within. <BR> --Tom Wilson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 16 Nov 2014 17:54:38 EST Saturday's Quote I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while. <BR> --Tom Wilson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 15 Nov 2014 19:54:14 EST Friday's Quote If I had a nickel for every time I said 'Why me?' I'd have probably said 'Why me?' more often. <BR> --Tom Wilson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 14 Nov 2014 22:00:48 EST Thursday's Quote The waist is a terrible thing to mind. <BR> --Tom Wilson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 13 Nov 2014 23:21:38 EST Tuesday's Quote Happy Veteran's Day to all the people who have and are serving! <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Tue, 11 Nov 2014 13:25:50 EST Sunday's Quote Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. <BR> --Tom Wilson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> A couple shots from the fireworks last night in San Diego. So many pretty lights! <BR> <img src=" Sun, 9 Nov 2014 21:11:53 EST Saturday'so Quote <img src=""> Sat, 8 Nov 2014 17:24:20 EST Friday's Quote I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time. <BR> --Tom Wilson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 7 Nov 2014 18:52:08 EST Thursday's Quote Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. <BR> Tom Wilson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 6 Nov 2014 13:27:28 EST Wednesday's Quote Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. <BR> --Jim Davis <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 5 Nov 2014 14:02:23 EST Tuesday's Quote I am in the midst of another dental misadventure! I had a crown break off this morning and had to have oral surgery. I am so bummed about the 3 days of no exercise and of course the $1000 part of the charge that is my part. The root had to be lengthened which involves shaving bone away from it. It sucked and my mouth is really sore. The odd thing is this is the only tooth on my upper arch that wasn't knocked out or cracked when I had my bike crash 2 years ago. So now I sit and wait until I ca... Tue, 4 Nov 2014 21:13:33 EST Monday's Quote In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. <BR> --Scott Adams <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 3 Nov 2014 17:49:10 EST Sunday's Quote There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours. <BR> --Scott Adams <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://pho... Sun, 2 Nov 2014 14:33:30 EST Saturday's Quote I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. <BR> Victor Borge <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 1 Nov 2014 22:21:54 EST Thursday's Quote Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel. <BR> --Scott Adams <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Thu, 30 Oct 2014 21:57:50 EST Wednesday's Quote The best things in life are silly. <BR> --Scott Adams <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 29 Oct 2014 17:16:22 EST Tuesday's Quote Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us. <BR> Al Capp <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Tue, 28 Oct 2014 23:59:03 EST Monday's Quote Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. <BR> Bill Watterson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 27 Oct 2014 20:15:02 EST Sunday's Quote <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 26 Oct 2014 16:45:24 EST