PMAY0313's SparkPeople Blog PMAY0313's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community Wednesday's Quote The best things in life are silly. <BR> --Scott Adams <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 29 Oct 2014 17:16:22 EST Tuesday's Quote Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us. <BR> Al Capp <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Tue, 28 Oct 2014 23:59:03 EST Monday's Quote Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. <BR> Bill Watterson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 27 Oct 2014 20:15:02 EST Sunday's Quote <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 26 Oct 2014 16:45:24 EST Saturday's Quote <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 26 Oct 2014 00:05:30 EST Friday's Quote “For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if... Fri, 24 Oct 2014 17:04:04 EST Thursday's Quote “Just think how many books I could've sold if Harry had been a bit more creative with his wand." -[On the success of 50 Shades of Grey]” <BR> ¯ J.K. Rowling <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 23 Oct 2014 13:31:47 EST Wednesday's Quote “Revenge may be wicked, but it’s natural.” <BR> ¯ William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 22 Oct 2014 16:46:54 EST Tuesday's Quote “A hangover is the wrath of grapes.” <BR> ¯ Dorothy Parker <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <img src=""> Tue, 21 Oct 2014 18:39:24 EST Monday's Quote “I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.” <BR> ¯ Oscar Wilde <BR> <BR> (Sounds reasonable...esp. for the horses!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> Just like me in the ocean every since I saw Jaws when it first came out. <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Mon, 20 Oct 2014 20:47:37 EST Sunday's Quote “People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.” <BR> ¯ Oscar Wilde <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> Sun, 19 Oct 2014 17:32:26 EST Saturday's Quote “Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.” <BR> ¯ George Saunders <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 18 Oct 2014 14:19:53 EST Friday's Quote Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. <BR> ~John Shirley <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> Sat, 18 Oct 2014 01:22:00 EST Thursday's Quote “Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.” <BR> ¯ Charles M. Schulz <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 16 Oct 2014 19:11:09 EST Wednesday's Quote “I am who I am and that's who I am” <BR> ¯ Nikolai Gogol <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 15 Oct 2014 16:38:12 EST Tuesday's Quote Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine! <BR> --Unknown (but so true!) Wed, 15 Oct 2014 02:47:00 EST Monday's Quote “On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.” <BR> ¯ George Orwell <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 13 Oct 2014 20:10:21 EST Monday's Quote “On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.” <BR> ¯ George Orwell <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 13 Oct 2014 20:10:17 EST Sunday's Quote “Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.” <BR> ¯ Marian Keyes <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 12 Oct 2014 14:59:13 EST Saturday's Quote “A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement” <BR> ¯ Jess C. Scott <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 11 Oct 2014 14:43:53 EST Friday's Quote “Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail...” <BR> ¯ Sophie Kinsella <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 10 Oct 2014 16:17:06 EST Thursday's Quote “When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” <BR> ¯ George Carlin <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 9 Oct 2014 12:46:16 EST Wednesday's Quote “All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.” <BR> ¯ Blaise Pascal <BR> <BR> (Based on my niece and nephews sometimes I think being happily alone is a dying skill. In my opinion is a very valuable skill to have.) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 8 Oct 2014 16:57:40 EST Tuesday's Quote “Short cuts make long delays.” <BR> ¯ J.R.R. Tolkien <BR> <BR> (So true with the traffic in LA!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> So many of our traffic signals do not have arrows... <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Tue, 7 Oct 2014 13:03:46 EST Monday's Quote “No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it” <BR> ¯ Fernando Pessoa <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 6 Oct 2014 19:00:49 EST Sunday's Quote “Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!” <BR> ¯ Simone Elkeles <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 5 Oct 2014 14:16:41 EST Saturday's Quote <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 4 Oct 2014 16:55:33 EST Friday's Quote “I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman!” <BR> ¯ C. JoyBell C. <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> Fri, 3 Oct 2014 15:36:55 EST Thursday's Quote “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?” <BR> ¯ George Carlin <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 2 Oct 2014 16:00:00 EST Wednesday's Quote “Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.” <BR> ¯ Oscar Wilde <BR> <BR> (Please let me be pretty...I would much rather shop than cry. Your issue is much less serious if shopping can fix it. On the other hand I always feel a little better after some light shopping!!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Wed, 1 Oct 2014 13:17:45 EST Tuesday's Quote “The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.” <BR> ¯ Marjorie Pay Hinckley <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Tue, 30 Sep 2014 12:51:31 EST Sunday's Quote Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. <BR> --Bill Watterson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> Sun, 28 Sep 2014 17:45:04 EST Saturday's Quote <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 27 Sep 2014 14:30:45 EST Friday's Quote <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 26 Sep 2014 20:19:23 EST Thursday's Quote <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 25 Sep 2014 23:35:43 EST Wednesday's Quote <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 24 Sep 2014 15:43:45 EST Tuesday's Quote God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. <BR> Bill Watterson <BR> <BR> (I prefer to be busy any day!!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Tue, 23 Sep 2014 21:41:21 EST Sunday's Quote <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 21 Sep 2014 17:19:24 EST Saturday's Quote Got my new iPhone 6 yesterday and I absolutely love it! iOS8 is amazing. I saw the cartoon below a while ago and at 54 I had to laugh. I love new tech but recognize the LOL humor in it! <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> Sat, 20 Sep 2014 19:37:20 EST Thursday's Quote I liked things better when I didn't understand them. <BR> --Bill Watterson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 19 Sep 2014 23:10:17 EST Thursday's Quote From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. <BR> --Bill Watterson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 19 Sep 2014 00:51:52 EST Wednesday's Quote “Whenever it dipped under 90 degrees, it was cause for celebration—time to write home with the news, dig my jacket out of the closet, and try to quell the impulse to sing Christmas carols.” <BR> ¯ Bryanna Plog <BR> <BR> (That is what tomorrow will feel like. Finally a day around 90 will be so nice for my bike ride!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 17 Sep 2014 21:50:05 EST Tuesday's Quote (Joke) You know it’s hot when: <BR> <BR> * You see a bird using a potholder to pull a worm out of the ground. <BR> * Farmers are feeding crushed ice to their chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs. <BR> * Electric bills for A/C are more than the house payment. <BR> * You’ve canceled your Hotmail account because you didn’t like the name <BR> * You refer only to a Celsius thermometer to enjoy summer temperatures that rarely exceed 35 degrees. <BR> * Corn on the stalks starts popping and flying throug... Tue, 16 Sep 2014 11:40:23 EST Monday's Quote “I was used to heat but this place was so dry the trees were bribing the dogs.” <BR> ¯ Irvine Welsh <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 15 Sep 2014 21:26:49 EST Sunday's Quote “Things in Arizona don’t just die; they bake and fry in the heat until there is nothing left.” <BR> ¯ Jeffry R. Halverson <BR> <BR> (Sure feels like Arizona here in LA this weekend!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> Sun, 14 Sep 2014 14:48:00 EST Saturday's Quote “One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.” <BR> ¯ Jonah Goldberg <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 13 Sep 2014 22:42:07 EST Friday's Quote Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. <BR> --Bill Watterson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 12 Sep 2014 16:40:13 EST Thursday's Quote <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 11 Sep 2014 13:00:29 EST Tuesday's Quote I think I have over 60 apps on my iPhone. I use six. <BR> --Gordon Smith <BR> <BR> (Wow...I just checked and I have 346. Some are iPhone only and some are iPad only so maybe 150+ on each. I do use50 of them all the time. I love my apps!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> Tue, 9 Sep 2014 21:07:19 EST Monday's Quote I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. <BR> --Bill Watterson <BR> (I whole heartedly agree! Sadly my 2 favorites, Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries and Lucky Charms does not fit with my day in and day out healthy food choices.) :( <BR> <BR> I would totally try Chanel Cereal! <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpe... Mon, 8 Sep 2014 20:28:17 EST