PMAY0313's SparkPeople Blog PMAY0313's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community Sunday's Quote <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 21 Sep 2014 17:19:24 EST Saturday's Quote Got my new iPhone 6 yesterday and I absolutely love it! iOS8 is amazing. I saw the cartoon below a while ago and at 54 I had to laugh. I love new tech but recognize the LOL humor in it! <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> Sat, 20 Sep 2014 19:37:20 EST Thursday's Quote I liked things better when I didn't understand them. <BR> --Bill Watterson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 19 Sep 2014 23:10:17 EST Thursday's Quote From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. <BR> --Bill Watterson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 19 Sep 2014 00:51:52 EST Wednesday's Quote “Whenever it dipped under 90 degrees, it was cause for celebration—time to write home with the news, dig my jacket out of the closet, and try to quell the impulse to sing Christmas carols.” <BR> ¯ Bryanna Plog <BR> <BR> (That is what tomorrow will feel like. Finally a day around 90 will be so nice for my bike ride!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 17 Sep 2014 21:50:05 EST Tuesday's Quote (Joke) You know it’s hot when: <BR> <BR> * You see a bird using a potholder to pull a worm out of the ground. <BR> * Farmers are feeding crushed ice to their chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs. <BR> * Electric bills for A/C are more than the house payment. <BR> * You’ve canceled your Hotmail account because you didn’t like the name <BR> * You refer only to a Celsius thermometer to enjoy summer temperatures that rarely exceed 35 degrees. <BR> * Corn on the stalks starts popping and flying throug... Tue, 16 Sep 2014 11:40:23 EST Monday's Quote “I was used to heat but this place was so dry the trees were bribing the dogs.” <BR> ¯ Irvine Welsh <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 15 Sep 2014 21:26:49 EST Sunday's Quote “Things in Arizona don’t just die; they bake and fry in the heat until there is nothing left.” <BR> ¯ Jeffry R. Halverson <BR> <BR> (Sure feels like Arizona here in LA this weekend!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> Sun, 14 Sep 2014 14:48:00 EST Saturday's Quote “One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.” <BR> ¯ Jonah Goldberg <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 13 Sep 2014 22:42:07 EST Friday's Quote Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. <BR> --Bill Watterson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 12 Sep 2014 16:40:13 EST Thursday's Quote <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 11 Sep 2014 13:00:29 EST Tuesday's Quote I think I have over 60 apps on my iPhone. I use six. <BR> --Gordon Smith <BR> <BR> (Wow...I just checked and I have 346. Some are iPhone only and some are iPad only so maybe 150+ on each. I do use50 of them all the time. I love my apps!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> Tue, 9 Sep 2014 21:07:19 EST Monday's Quote I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. <BR> --Bill Watterson <BR> (I whole heartedly agree! Sadly my 2 favorites, Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries and Lucky Charms does not fit with my day in and day out healthy food choices.) :( <BR> <BR> I would totally try Chanel Cereal! <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpe... Mon, 8 Sep 2014 20:28:17 EST Sunday's Quote Look at a football field. It looks like a big movie screen. This is theatre. Football combines the strategy of chess. It's part ballet. It's part battleground, part playground. We clarify, amplify and glorify the game with our footage, the narration and that music, and in the end create an inspirational piece of footage. <BR> --Steve Sabol <BR> <BR> (Unless my team loses...then it's all crap. Pro-Go Bengals! College-Go Big Orange!) <BR> <BR> <img src=" Mon, 8 Sep 2014 01:01:06 EST Saturday's Quote It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. <BR> Bill Watterson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 6 Sep 2014 14:10:32 EST Friday's Quote If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. <BR> Bill Watterson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 6 Sep 2014 00:28:02 EST Thursday's Quote “Never underestimate yourself” <BR> ¯ Carolyn Mackler, The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things <BR> <BR> (This is a book I think I want to read! Love the title!!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <B... Thu, 4 Sep 2014 13:29:37 EST Tuesday's Quote Science has yet to isolate the Godiva Chocolate or Prada gene, but that doesn't mean your weakness for pricey swag isn't woven into your DNA. According to a new study of identical twins, it's less TV ads or Labor Day sales that make you buy the things you do than the tastes and temperaments that are already part of you at birth. <BR> Jeffrey Kluger <BR> <BR> (I have a Prada gene but my dominate gene is a Chanel gene. I trader in my Prada in a heartbeat for my Chanel handbag and wallet. Inter... Tue, 2 Sep 2014 19:02:20 EST Monday's Quote I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start talking again after Labor Day. <BR> Lewis Black <BR> <BR> (Too bad this doesn't happen. We should make it a law!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Mon, 1 Sep 2014 18:31:31 EST Sunday's Quote “College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?” <BR> ¯ David Wood <BR> <BR> (My niece seems to be trying this out with this being her first semester in college. My little sis is freaking out. I reminded her of her first year in college and she said that is why she is freaking out!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <... Mon, 1 Sep 2014 00:20:31 EST Saturday's Quote <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 30 Aug 2014 18:07:14 EST Friday's Quote “Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie. ” <BR> ¯ James Patterson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 29 Aug 2014 17:08:19 EST Thursday's Quote “My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.” <BR> ¯ Chelsea Handler <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://... Thu, 28 Aug 2014 22:25:05 EST Wednesday's Quote “There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.” <BR> ¯ Ralph Waldo Emerson <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> Thu, 28 Aug 2014 00:41:40 EST Tuesday's Quote “What Hamlet suffers from is a lack of zombies. Let us say Rosencrantz and Guildenstern show up—Ho-HO! Now you’ve got something that stirs the, um, something that stirs things that are stirrable. BOOM! A pack of ravenous flesh-eaters breaks open their heads and sucks out their eyeballs. No need for iambic pentameter because they are grunting, groaning annihilators of humanity with no time for meter. You’re not asleep in the back of English class anymore, are you? This is what I’m talking abou... Tue, 26 Aug 2014 13:18:41 EST Monday's Quote “Every fairy tale, it seems, concludes with the bland phrase "happily ever after." Yet every couple I have ever known would agree that nothing about marriage is forever happy. There are moments of bliss, to be sure, and lengthy spans of satisfied companionship. Yet these come at no small effort, and the girl who reads such fiction dreaming her troubles will end ere she departs the altar is well advised to seek at once a rational women to set her straight.” <BR> ¯ Catherine Gilbert Murdock, P... Mon, 25 Aug 2014 13:28:12 EST Sunday's Quote “Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.” <BR> ¯ Ellen Goodman <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Sun, 24 Aug 2014 20:03:34 EST Saturday's Quote “Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.” <BR> ¯ Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic & Baby <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 23 Aug 2014 21:13:50 EST Thursday's Quote “...the number one reason knitters knit is because they are so smart that they need knitting to make boring things interesting. Knitters are so compellingly clever that they simply can't tolerate boredom. It takes more to engage and entertain this kind of human, and they need an outlet or they get into trouble. <BR> <BR> "...knitters just can't watch TV without doing something else. Knitters just can't wait in line, knitters just can't sit waiting at the doctor's office. Knitters need knitti... Thu, 21 Aug 2014 23:32:56 EST Wednesday's Quote “I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.” <BR> ¯ Steven Wright <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 21 Aug 2014 01:12:35 EST Tuesday's Quote “I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. ” <BR> ¯ Dave Barry <BR> <BR> I was actually watching this live. It was pretty strong by the way. <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> In case you didn't see it... <BR> <link>www.... Tue, 19 Aug 2014 20:35:31 EST Monday's Quote “One can only tolerate the absolute idiocy of Man for so long before bringing out the bat.” <BR> ¯ Dean Hale <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> and in honor of a fantastic Shark Week.... <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 18 Aug 2014 19:34:54 EST Sunday's Quote Yesterday I posted the funny below... <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> Actually this is the picture of Hermosa Beach yesterday during Shark Week. <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 18 Aug 2014 00:32:08 EST Saturday's Quote I bet Seal is terrified of shark week. <BR> --Unknown <BR> <BR> (I have been watching shark week sine the first one in 1987. I love it! I haven't been in the ocean above my ankles since Jaws came out. I saw it at Myrtle Beach on vacation, poor timing.) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR... Sat, 16 Aug 2014 15:07:06 EST Friday's Quote “Those guys who want to have the Mohawk...which, to me, is the new business casual.” <BR> ¯ Gerard Way <BR> <BR> (Good grief...I hope not!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 15 Aug 2014 13:54:57 EST Thursday's Quote “It’s like this…a starving man would gladly eat a radish, right? In fact, a radish would be a feast if that’s all he had. But if he had a buffet in front of him, the radish would never be chosen.” <BR> ¯ Colleen Houck <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 14 Aug 2014 13:20:39 EST Wednesday's Quote “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” <BR> ¯ Phyllis Diller <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 13 Aug 2014 18:50:25 EST Tuesday's Quote “The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.” <BR> ¯ Alfred Hitchcock <BR> <BR> Several years ago (5 or so) the best app ever was released. I use it all the time. It was free to start but I think it is a buck or 2 now and so worth it. It is called Run Pee. It is an app that tells you when the best pee break in movies are and what happens while your gone. I found it because I am a huge Cincy Bengals fan and Carson Palmer's younger brother's company ... Tue, 12 Aug 2014 13:28:04 EST Monday's Quote “Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.” <BR> ¯ Joseph Campbell <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 11 Aug 2014 13:43:26 EST Sunday's Quote “It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.” <BR> ¯ George W. Bush <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 10 Aug 2014 14:15:47 EST Saturday's Quote “Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—” <BR> ¯ Katie MacAlister, Holy Smokes <BR> <BR> (Guess that would be the downside, among others.) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 9 Aug 2014 15:03:03 EST Friday's Quote “If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by eight thousand and fifty pounds, you’ve left the realm of combat and enrolled yourself in Road-kill 101. Or possibly in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.” <BR> ¯ Jim Butcher <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak... Fri, 8 Aug 2014 13:37:31 EST Thursday's Quote “I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.” <BR> ¯ Gilda Radner <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 7 Aug 2014 21:34:38 EST Wednesday's Quote “I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit!” <BR> ¯ Sharon Swan <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> (Only the last one) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 6 Aug 2014 14:17:45 EST Wednesday's Quote “I have something that I call my Golden Rule. It goes something like this: 'Do unto others twenty-five percent better than you expect them to do unto you.' … The twenty-five percent is for error.” <BR> ¯ Linus Pauling <BR> <BR> (They say a goal must be measurable to be obtained!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Wed, 6 Aug 2014 00:53:58 EST Monday's Quote “First rule of cleavage: it's not how low you go, but where and when you show.” <BR> ¯ Elisabeth Squires <BR> <BR> (I never knew this rule even though I have lots of cleavage. I could only find 1 decent funny this one!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 4 Aug 2014 23:51:28 EST Sunday's Quote <img src=""> <BR> <BR> Where did my day go!?!?!? Mon, 4 Aug 2014 01:23:33 EST Saturday's Quote “It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!” <BR> ¯ Karen Marie Moning, Iced <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 2 Aug 2014 16:26:13 EST Friday's Quote “Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.” <BR> ¯ Joseph Campbell <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 1 Aug 2014 19:07:00 EST Thursday's Quote “If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.” <BR> ¯ Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 31 Jul 2014 12:15:54 EST