PMAY0313's SparkPeople Blog PMAY0313's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community Friday's Silly Quote “Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?" <BR> "I give." <BR> "You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.” <BR> ¯ David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> Yikes! I love Klondike Bars. <BR> <BR> <img src="http... Fri, 18 Apr 2014 12:51:57 EST Thursday's Quote “I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.” <BR> ¯ Rita Rudner <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak... Thu, 17 Apr 2014 12:21:25 EST Thursday's Quote “Procrastinate now, don't put it off.” <BR> ¯ Ellen DeGeneres <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> (Only the last Maxine funny.) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> ... Wed, 16 Apr 2014 15:29:54 EST Wednesday's Quote “This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.” <BR> ¯ Terry Pratchett <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Tue, 15 Apr 2014 16:01:11 EST Monday's Quote “Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.” <BR> ¯ Meg Cabot <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 14 Apr 2014 13:55:02 EST Sunday's Quote “If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.” <BR> ¯ Douglas Adams (Sounds about right!!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 13 Apr 2014 15:54:41 EST Saturday's Quote “Hercules, huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is.” <BR> ¯ Rick Riordan <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> The reason squirrels are able to move so fast. <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Sat, 12 Apr 2014 13:22:19 EST Friday's Quote <img src=""> <BR> (Just for the last one) <BR> <BR> “When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.” <BR> ¯ Herman Wouk <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Fri, 11 Apr 2014 14:16:26 EST Thursday's Quote “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” <BR> ¯ Jarod Kintz <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 10 Apr 2014 19:23:43 EST Wednesday's Quote “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” <BR> ¯ Benjamin Franklin <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 10 Apr 2014 01:32:09 EST Monday's Quote Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost. <BR> --Martina Navratilova <BR> <BR> (Still totally proud of my UK Wildcats student athletes. Second place is nothing to sneeze at...just a bit disappointing.) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> Mon, 7 Apr 2014 23:46:48 EST Sunday's Quote “I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.” <BR> ¯ Dorothy Parker <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 6 Apr 2014 15:55:13 EST Saturday's Quote “Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.” <BR> ¯ Tamora Pierce, Melting Stones <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 6 Apr 2014 00:29:59 EST Friday's Quote “Meow” means “woof” in cat.” <BR> ¯ George Carlin <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeop... Fri, 4 Apr 2014 19:48:53 EST Thursday's Quote “Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.” <BR> ¯ Robert Benchley <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 3 Apr 2014 23:23:19 EST Wednesday's Quote “If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.” <BR> ¯ Isaac Asimov <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 3 Apr 2014 02:38:46 EST Tuesday's Quote <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 2 Apr 2014 02:57:32 EST Monday's Quote Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. <BR> --Steven Wright <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 31 Mar 2014 22:54:22 EST Sunday's Quote “Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.” <BR> ¯ Dr. Seuss <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 31 Mar 2014 02:26:58 EST Saturday's Quote “Happiness is a warm puppy.” <BR> ¯ Charles M. Schulz <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.s... Sat, 29 Mar 2014 15:20:24 EST Friday's Quote “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” <BR> ¯ Mark Twain <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 29 Mar 2014 00:56:16 EST Thursday's Quote “Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources” <BR> ¯ Albert Einstein <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 27 Mar 2014 13:48:26 EST Wednesday's Quote “Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?” <BR> ¯ Marilyn Monroe <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> (Yes. I am a southern girl!) <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> Wed, 26 Mar 2014 21:16:06 EST Tuesday's Quote I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' <BR> --Anonymous <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <im... Wed, 26 Mar 2014 01:05:14 EST Monday's Quote According to recent study, Monday has been voted “Least popular Day of the Weeek” 176 years in row. -- Anonymous <BR> <BR> I have come to conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than other days. <BR> --Turtle Dundee <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sp... Mon, 24 Mar 2014 16:11:46 EST Sunday's Quote I do not know who Author Unknown is but I feel like he has been in my brain while I'm spring cleaning!!! <BR> <BR> This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. ~Author Unknown <BR> <BR> Cleanliness is next to impossible. ~Author Unknown <BR> <BR> Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side. ~Author Unknown <BR> <BR> Please don't feed the dust bunnies. ~Author Unknown <BR> <BR> Cleanliness is next to impossible. ~Author Unknown <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeop... Mon, 24 Mar 2014 01:04:40 EST Saturday's Quote "The rule was "No autopsy, no foul." ~ Stewart Granger <BR> <BR> (GO Big Blue! UK Wildcats ROCK!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 22 Mar 2014 14:30:36 EST Friday's Quote A teenager is someone who is well prepared for a zombie attack but not ready for tomorrows math test. --Unknown <BR> <BR> (I just watched World War Z...a Brad Pitt movie with zombies...perfect!!!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Fri, 21 Mar 2014 15:15:04 EST Thursday's Quotes I like Cinderella, I really do. She has a good work ethic. I appreciate a good, hard-working gal. And she likes shoes. The fairy tale is all about the shoe at the end, and I'm a big shoe girl. --Amy Adams <BR> <BR> Sorry...I had to make myself stop at 10!! I do love shoes!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople... Thu, 20 Mar 2014 15:12:16 EST Wednesday's Quote Doing nothing is very hard to never know when you're finished. <BR> -- Leslie Nielsen <BR> <BR> An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job. <BR> -- Unknown <BR> <BR> The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. <BR> --Slappy White <BR> <BR> Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. <BR> --Cato the Elder <BR> <BR> The hardest wor... Wed, 19 Mar 2014 22:20:20 EST Tuesday's Quote No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. <BR> --Bill Cosby <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Tue, 18 Mar 2014 17:00:03 EST Sunday's Quote Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don’t want to press your luck. <BR> ---Unknown <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 16 Mar 2014 15:59:12 EST Saturday's Ides of March Quote Caesar: <BR> Who is it in the press that calls on me? <BR> I hear a tongue shriller than all the music <BR> Cry "Caesar!" Speak, Caesar is turn'd to hear. <BR> <BR> Soothsayer: <BR> Beware the ides of March. <BR> <BR> Caesar: <BR> What man is that? <BR> <BR> Brutus: <BR> A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of March. <BR> <BR> Julius Caesar Act 1, scene 2, 15–19 <BR> <BR> The "ides" of March is the fifteenth; which day of the month the ides is depends on a complicated system of ca... Sat, 15 Mar 2014 23:17:33 EST Friday's Quote Life has got to be lived - that's all there is to it. At seventy, I would say the advantage is that you take life more calmly. You know that "this, too, shall pass!" <BR> ~ Eleanor Roosevelt <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Fri, 14 Mar 2014 12:59:11 EST Thursday's Quotes Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. <BR> ~ Charles Schultz <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> ... Thu, 13 Mar 2014 14:29:15 EST Wednesday's Quote "A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids." <BR> --Anonymous. <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 12 Mar 2014 21:34:21 EST Tuesday's Quote "He's nice to people 'n animals... but you oughta hear him talkin' to a golf ball!" <BR> --Dennis The Menace. <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Wed, 12 Mar 2014 01:26:30 EST Monday's Quote Not feeling much motivation today. Maybe these will help! <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Tue, 11 Mar 2014 01:53:59 EST Sunday's Quote Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. <BR> --Dave Barry <BR> <BR> (I loved camping when I was a kid. I did miss indoor plumbing though. I stopped loving it so much when I stayed in my first 5 star hotel resort! Now that is my kind of camping!) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 9 Mar 2014 17:36:32 EST Saturday's Quote “Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers." <BR> --Dave Barry Sun, 9 Mar 2014 00:29:03 EST Thursday's Quote "I've decided life is too fragile to finish a book I dislike just because it cost $16.95 and everyone else loved it. Or eat a fried egg with a broken yolk (which I hate) when the dog would leap over the St. Louis Arch for it." <BR> — Erma Bombeck <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> ... Thu, 6 Mar 2014 13:56:55 EST Wednesday's Quote There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. <BR> <BR> --Will Rogers <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Wed, 5 Mar 2014 13:06:34 EST Tuesday's Quote Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. <BR> -- Erma Bombeck <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Tue, 4 Mar 2014 17:38:19 EST Monday's Quote Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back in. <BR> --H. R. Haldeman <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Mon, 3 Mar 2014 13:55:16 EST Sunday's Quote Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don’t have & waste an entire day without having a life. <BR> --Unknown <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR>... Sun, 2 Mar 2014 13:35:50 EST Saturday's Quote Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor? <BR> --Unknown <BR> <BR> (Okay...BUSTED) <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 1 Mar 2014 14:59:06 EST Friday's Quote "You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?" <BR> — Bob Moawad <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <BR> ... Fri, 28 Feb 2014 16:31:30 EST Thursday's Quote I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! <BR> --Anonymous <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 27 Feb 2014 21:31:45 EST Wednesday's Quote "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." <BR> — Jerry Seinfeld <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Wed, 26 Feb 2014 13:30:44 EST Tuesday's Quote "Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks" <BR> — Jean Kerr <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> <BR> <img src=" Tue, 25 Feb 2014 14:04:58 EST