NEPTUNE1939's SparkPeople Blog http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal.asp?id=NEPTUNE1939 NEPTUNE1939's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community SparkPeople.com http://assets2.sparkpeople.com/assets/nav/logo_spark.gif http://www.sparkpeople.com/ On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6299094 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/5ef4812e-8a7f-41f3-b534-23fe7b0f6737.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>24</em> <em>386</em> Sparkers Mon, 16 Jan 2017 08:08:38 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6298413 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/a101c1ed-8256-4a9c-a22a-f61d8e5837da.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Sun, 15 Jan 2017 08:12:24 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6297812 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/9dd55c4d-65e3-4f1b-a0ec-64d4024aac93.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>24</em> <em>386</em> Sparkers Sat, 14 Jan 2017 08:02:57 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6297206 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/a6771a53-f25a-4827-a5d4-3e0350ca2c8f.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>24</em> <em>386</em> Sparkers Fri, 13 Jan 2017 08:22:55 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6296535 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/3806546f-6021-418a-827d-13fe351398d7.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>24</em> <em>386</em> Sparkers Thu, 12 Jan 2017 08:19:20 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6295887 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/961524ea-4ec1-4fe8-849b-46f495e4c271.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Wed, 11 Jan 2017 08:58:59 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6295178 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/c8c793f3-135a-45c7-a683-fcf0d4761264.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Exercise, exercise, exercise. . . <BR> Tue, 10 Jan 2017 08:50:24 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6294431 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/3cd2f859-7ecf-4b35-8f2a-056b7cd0b631.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>224</em> <em>244</em> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Mon, 9 Jan 2017 08:33:32 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6293687 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/b0b6fbb6-5675-43a0-be8b-5c034cc8dcb9.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>43</em> <em>386</em> Sparkers Sun, 8 Jan 2017 08:22:00 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6293067 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/df7db4a3-5ca0-4033-b4d0-275107c537ba.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>198</em> <em>386</em> Sparkers & keep your tires inflated. Sat, 7 Jan 2017 08:38:40 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6292425 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/c4b30a55-058b-4bda-a379-9d3630d6a015.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Fri, 6 Jan 2017 08:03:11 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6291741 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/9dc5421b-6186-4344-842b-7c982b3ead43.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>33</em> <em>386</em> Sparkers Thu, 5 Jan 2017 08:12:28 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6291002 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/2b6a7737-3638-4837-9a4f-5938e99de2bf.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Wed, 4 Jan 2017 08:47:45 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6290191 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/f7a21f7c-9dfd-4426-8e7a-8cabb4ab7c34.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Tue, 3 Jan 2017 08:38:59 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6289303 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/b650e940-e8fb-4659-8547-4585290f4ee4.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Mon, 2 Jan 2017 08:25:35 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6288485 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/be592107-de04-4ba9-8968-8a5fa592542a.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Sun, 1 Jan 2017 09:22:40 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6287850 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/bfce70aa-163b-45e7-b3f8-67a0a7225a11.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers <BR> <em>652</em> Happy New Year Sat, 31 Dec 2016 08:34:06 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6286882 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/f1ee6d37-0d3d-414f-88a5-cdf34469fd64.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Thu, 29 Dec 2016 08:40:35 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6286359 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/20b9387d-c091-4183-a47e-92f7c180e1da.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>334</em> <em>386</em> Sparkers Wed, 28 Dec 2016 08:31:20 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6285875 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/9ed33e77-0eef-4494-9c9f-a6fcaa72d050.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Tue, 27 Dec 2016 08:40:34 EST On The Reality Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6285473 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/004fc973-922e-4c75-a05d-f4ddde050237.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Amazing what the Electoral College reveals.. <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Mon, 26 Dec 2016 09:38:00 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6285127 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/6784020d-013f-4621-90ee-7e4b8fbe3b9a.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers & Merry Christmas Sun, 25 Dec 2016 08:28:35 EST Only for Grandparents http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6284830 A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. <BR> She told him she was writing a story. <BR> "What's it about?" he asked. <BR> "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read." <em>43</em> <BR> <BR> <BR> Sat, 24 Dec 2016 09:40:08 EST On The Reality Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6284478 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/3a5205e9-59be-4382-9f81-e971b00a560e.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Fri, 23 Dec 2016 09:22:34 EST Only for Grandparents http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6284108 Her grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" <BR> <BR> She mentally polished her halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?'' <BR> "You're both old," he replied. <em>43</em> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Thu, 22 Dec 2016 08:32:27 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6283679 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/ab6e7dc9-bc6a-44be-8967-6220a5313d26.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Wed, 21 Dec 2016 08:45:53 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6283245 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/b945bfd7-38d6-4aa3-b124-8e52a145cf8c.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Tue, 20 Dec 2016 08:14:57 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6282821 After getting all of the Pope’s luggage loaded into the limo – and he doesn’t travel light – the chauffeur notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. <BR> <BR> “Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the chauffeur, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?” <BR> “Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I’d really like to drive today.” <BR> “I’m sorry but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job! And what if something should happen... Mon, 19 Dec 2016 08:11:20 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6282388 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/de9493ff-a5b3-40c7-8cc7-6e0e57dad607.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>33</em> <em>386</em> Sparkers Sun, 18 Dec 2016 08:24:44 EST On The Reality Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6282004 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/a0e20f74-f9e2-41d8-8b7c-b96d84b68300.png"> <BR> <BR> AND THEY STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM! <em>652</em> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Sat, 17 Dec 2016 08:29:12 EST Only for Grandparents http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6281619 A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like. <BR> "We used to skate outside on a pond. <BR> I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. <BR> We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." <BR> <BR> The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, <BR> "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!" <em>43</em> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Fri, 16 Dec 2016 08:19:40 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6281209 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/883c5257-449d-40ba-9c5e-168777fae542.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Thu, 15 Dec 2016 08:24:54 EST Only for Grandparents http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6280788 After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. <BR> <BR> As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. <BR> <BR> As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, “Who was THAT?" <em>43</em> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> S... Wed, 14 Dec 2016 08:54:48 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6280303 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/c19c65cc-7b9d-4094-8d3b-e65581c16822.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkrs Tue, 13 Dec 2016 08:52:57 EST Only for Grandparents http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6279811 My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. <BR> <BR> He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 77. <BR> <BR> My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" <em>43</em> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Mon, 12 Dec 2016 08:35:09 EST On the Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6279344 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/12fb11fb-7162-4cf0-bd2a-c1e08e807970.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers <em>33</em> Sun, 11 Dec 2016 08:00:27 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6278895 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/3a15fd08-b331-4eb6-bafe-d34ac122ea5f.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Sat, 10 Dec 2016 07:34:15 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6278668 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/5e749113-1f37-4094-90f6-16e7fd0141d4.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Fri, 9 Dec 2016 16:28:50 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6278042 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/8339ddd6-04da-4556-b5b9-9d07e34d9378.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Thu, 8 Dec 2016 10:06:59 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6277523 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/73628507-2fa2-4658-ada2-ebfa51d65d1d.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Wed, 7 Dec 2016 08:55:27 EST Only for Grandparents http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6277057 Grandma was in the bathroom putting on makeup under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she done many times before. <BR> <BR> After applying her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" <BR> <BR> She will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye. <em>224</em> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Tue, 6 Dec 2016 08:42:57 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6276563 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/d349082c-9650-4574-9ede-e841170e4ec0.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Mon, 5 Dec 2016 08:03:41 EST On The Reality Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6276102 <em>652</em> (For those who are unaware: At all military base theaters, the National Anthem is played before the movie begins.) <em>652</em> <BR> <BR> Written by Chaplain Jim Higgins.....LSA Anaconda is at the Ballad Airport in Iraq, north of Baghdad. <BR> <BR> I recently attended a showing of 'Superman 3' here at LSA Anaconda. We have a large auditorium that we use for movies as well as memorial services and other large gatherings. <BR> <BR> As is the custom at all military base... Sun, 4 Dec 2016 08:58:05 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6275657 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/73b85234-21a0-4930-aae9-c63c6be2b7d8.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Sat, 3 Dec 2016 08:08:20 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6275235 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/6fd98dfb-1a18-4ca7-9af8-b6209e81a498.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Fri, 2 Dec 2016 09:09:49 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6274727 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/8201ac75-6bf8-460a-af42-d89b3f6fdd6d.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers <BR> Thu, 1 Dec 2016 08:31:20 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6274235 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/2747d6eb-d73b-4955-b9bb-bc9b2a172bef.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Wed, 30 Nov 2016 08:51:13 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6273716 I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. <em>334</em> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Tue, 29 Nov 2016 08:07:47 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6273183 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/30e3ecb6-6851-440a-9f61-4f1bf90877bb.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <em>386</em> Sparkers Mon, 28 Nov 2016 08:30:07 EST On The Lighter Side http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6272690 God's Plan for Aging. <BR> Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. <BR> <BR> Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good. <BR> <BR> Then God con... Sun, 27 Nov 2016 08:05:43 EST