MISSM66's SparkPeople Blog http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal.asp?id=MISSM66 MISSM66's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community SparkPeople.com http://assets2.sparkpeople.com/assets/nav/logo_spark.gif http://www.sparkpeople.com/ CHANGE OF PLANS, http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5738084 Hi everyone,it was a good day for me today and hope it was for you too,it started to rain this morning which I thought it would continue all day,anyway the day turn out very good, I did some cleaning and after that we went for lunch then DH and his brother went home and me and my SIL went shopping for Flowers for her garden, <BR> <BR> so the change of plan is I am not going to New York City again to see my granddaughter because my DH told me last night that he want to go home,he is ... Sun, 13 Jul 2014 18:49:28 EST SURGERY WENT VERY WELL. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5734707 Hi everyone,my DH surgery went very good,we spend most of the day at the surgery center,surgery takes about three hours, he was in recovery room for a long time, and while he was in surgery I did my walk for more than two hours,and then we had lunch then go for a walk for 30 minutes doctor orders, he is resting now because he did not sleep last night, so tomorrow we will go back and see the doctor and after that we will head back to NJ, spend the rest of the week with him and next wee... Tue, 8 Jul 2014 16:19:54 EST DOING THE BEST I CAN. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5728913 Good morning everyone Happy Monday to you all,I was away for four days in Long beach Island came back to Kendall Park where we stay with my BIL,I did get a lot of walking while we were there and getting a plenty of walking here,but the eating is not so great,because these people don't eat healthy and they don't go to places where I can get healthy things to eat but I am hanging in there, <BR> it's funny how some people can afford to buy good things to put in there house to look at and don... Mon, 30 Jun 2014 09:20:19 EST MIA TODAY,SPEND THE NIGHT AND DAY AT THE ER. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5720857 Hi everyone good evening to you all,I don't know if you all notice I did not log in to Spark this morning,I spend the night in ER last night,I went in at 10: pm and just get home about 5:30 pm I was having some pain in my stomach yesterday and I was watching it I take Tums and it was still hurting so at 9: 30 pm I take two baby aspirin and I was telling my DH how I feel with the pain,then I decide to go to bed so I went to the bathroom get my self clean up put my PJ on and decide to go to ... Wed, 18 Jun 2014 18:31:32 EST Am I the only one having this Problem? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5719975 Hi everyone,ever since spark people make there changes, I am having problems with spark people, it takes forever to get to one team to another, and to get to one post to another, I mean everything I am doing it's take forever I sit here and wait and wait before it get to where it so-posed to be, it is very frustrating I am trying to keep posting until,My husband is a computer expert and he try everything and he told me is not the computer is the website of spark people, the page keep ju... Tue, 17 Jun 2014 15:08:17 EST TO ALL MY SPARK FRIENDS, MY BELIEFS IN LIFE. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5710742 This is very long, but please Read it to the end,and if you want to Copy it you can do it also,Thank you. <BR> <BR> My beliefs in life, because not everyone realizes just how precious it really is. <BR> Live Life <BR> <BR> Life is crazy, <BR> and totally unpredictable... <BR> It's going to push you over, <BR> kick you while you're down <BR> and hit you when you try to get back up. <BR> Not everything can beat you. <BR> Things are going to change you, <BR> But you get to choose which ones... Wed, 4 Jun 2014 18:50:06 EST A Tribute To My Friend Tanya http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5703812 <em>253</em> Tanya <em>459</em> <em>296</em> <BR> <BR> My Friend Tanya. <BR> <BR> I sit around and wonder, <BR> and watch the days go by. <BR> I look at all the pictures, <BR> and ask, why did you have to die? <BR> <BR> You've always been there for me, <BR> because you were my best friend, <BR> and I was always there for you <BR> until the very end. <BR> <BR> But now it's time to let you go, <BR> your spirit now is free. <BR> Even though you won't really be gone, <BR> because you... Mon, 26 May 2014 20:32:18 EST TO ALL THE HERO'S http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5703239 Farewell My Friend <BR> <BR> <em>232</em> <em>232</em> <em>232</em> <em>232</em> <em>232</em> <BR> It was beautiful as long as it lasted <BR> The journey of my life. <BR> I have no regrets whatsoever <BR> save the pain I'll leave behind. <BR> Those dear hearts who love and care... <BR> And the strings pulling at the heart and soul... <BR> The strong arms that held me up <BR> When my own strength let me down. <BR> At every turning of my life I came across good friends, <BR> Fr... Mon, 26 May 2014 04:38:11 EST If I Could Give My Mom the World http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5692020 If I Could Give My Mom the World <BR> <BR> <BR> If I could give my mom the world <BR> Or anything she wanted, <BR> I'd give her my own heart and soul <BR> And leave my own heart haunted. <BR> I'd take upon myself her life <BR> With all its strife and pain, <BR> And let her ease into some space <BR> Where she could live again. <BR> <BR> The pain for me would not be pain, <BR> At least not for a while; <BR> For I'd be doing it for her, <BR> And I would see her smile. <BR> <BR> I wish that I... Sat, 10 May 2014 14:32:26 EST BEFORE I WAS A MOM http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5687815 Before I was a Mom <BR> <BR> <BR> Before I was a Mom - <BR> I slept as late as I wanted and never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday. <BR> Before I was a Mom - <BR> I cleaned my house each day. I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. <BR> Before I was a Mom - <BR> I had never been puked on - Pooped on - Spit on - Chewed on, or Peed on. I ... Mon, 5 May 2014 08:50:22 EST I FEEL IT IN THE AIR http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5676335 I Feel It In The Air <BR> <BR> I know it's Easter time again, <BR> I feel it in the air. <BR> The breath of spring with woodsy tang, <BR> And new life everywhere. <BR> And spring glides on with magic touch <BR> O'er mountain side and glen; <BR> And wakens all the sleeping plants <BR> For Easter time again. <BR> <BR> The brooklets leap from rock to rock, <BR> As if in joyful play; <BR> The flowers peep from darkened tombs <BR> To welcome Easter Day. <BR> The birds are swinging on the boughs,... Sun, 20 Apr 2014 11:54:38 EST EXERCISE FOR TODAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5641591 60 mins walk/jog <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 30 jumping jacks <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 25 wall push ups <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 30 mins Hula Hoop <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 25 Squats <em>248</em> Thu, 6 Mar 2014 18:37:58 EST MY EATING PLAN FOR TODAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5641588 Breakfast Smoothie, <BR> <BR> 1 cup hot water with lemon <BR> <BR> 1 cup Green tea <BR> <BR> Two Tbs Protein powder <BR> 1/2 cup mix berries <BR> Two Tbs golden Flax meal <BR> 1 cup unsweetened almond milk <BR> 1/2 frozen Banana <BR> two ice cube <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> Blend everything together and enjoy. <BR> <BR> <BR> Snack <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 1 ounce pecan <BR> 1 cup vegetable broth <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Lunch <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 3 ounce Salmon <BR>... Thu, 6 Mar 2014 18:33:39 EST EXERCISE FOR YESTERDAY 3/5/14 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5641017 60 minutes walk on the beach <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 25 wall push ups <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 25 Squats <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 30 mins Hula Hoop <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 60 yoga with Stretching <em>248</em> Thu, 6 Mar 2014 05:50:55 EST Wednesday Eating Plan http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5641016 yesterday I did not get to posy my eating plan,after yoga class last night I get some surprise visitors they did not leave until after 11 pm then it was time for bed,so this is my eating plan for yesterday. <BR> <BR> <BR> Breakfast Smoothie, <BR> <BR> 1 cup hot water with lemon <BR> <BR> 1 cup Green tea <BR> <BR> Two Tbs Protein powder <BR> 1/2 cup mix berries <BR> Two Tbs golden Flax meal <BR> 1 cup unsweetened almond milk <BR> 1/2 frozen Banana <BR> two ice cube <BR> 2 glass ... Thu, 6 Mar 2014 05:47:38 EST NINE DAY EATING PLAN http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5639748 Breakfast Smoothie, <BR> <BR> 1 cup hot water with lemon <BR> <BR> 1 cup Green tea <BR> <BR> Two Tbs Protein powder <BR> 1/2 cup mix berries <BR> Two Tbs golden Flax meal <BR> 1 cup unsweetened almond milk <BR> 1/2 frozen Banana <BR> two ice cube <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> Blend everything together and enjoy. <BR> <BR> <BR> Snack <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 1 pecan <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Lunch <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 3 ounce Salmon <BR> 1 1/2 cup mash Cauliflower <BR>... Tue, 4 Mar 2014 18:03:32 EST EXERCISE FOR THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5639744 60 Minutes walk on the beach <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 25 Squats <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 25 wall push ups <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 30 minutes Hula Hoop <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 15 mins strength training <em>248</em> Tue, 4 Mar 2014 17:58:03 EST EXERCISE DONE TODAY. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5638895 60 minutes walk on the beach or Treadmill or Leslie SanSone <em>231</em> Done Leslie SanSone walk <em>248</em> <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 30 mins on Elliptical or stationary bike <em>316</em> <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 30 mins Hula Hoop <em>521</em> <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 25 Crunches <em>402</em> <em>248</em> <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 25 Push ups <em>320</em> <em>248</em> not today <BR> <BR> 15 mins Strength Training <em>323</em> <em>317</em> <em>34</em> ... Mon, 3 Mar 2014 19:22:38 EST DAY EIGHT OF MY EATING PLAN. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5638890 Breakfast Smoothie, <BR> <BR> 1 cup hot water with lemon <BR> <BR> 1 cup Green tea <BR> <BR> Two Tbs Protein powder <BR> 1/2 cup mix berries <BR> Two Tbs golden Flax meal <BR> 1 cup unsweetened almond milk <BR> 1/2 frozen Banana <BR> two ice cube <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> Blend everything together and enjoy. <BR> <BR> <BR> Snack <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 1 1/2 tbs Hummus <BR> 1/2 cup Celery <BR> <BR> <BR> Lunch <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 3 ounce Fresh Turkey ( bake i... Mon, 3 Mar 2014 19:18:02 EST DAY SEVEN OF MY EATING PLAN. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5637923 Breakfast Smoothie, <BR> <BR> 1 cup hot water with lemon <BR> <BR> 1 cup Green tea <BR> <BR> Two Tbs Protein powder <BR> 1/2 cup mix berries <BR> Two Tbs golden Flax meal <BR> 1 cup unsweetened almond milk <BR> 1/2 frozen Banana <BR> two ice cube <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> Blend everything together and enjoy. <BR> <BR> <BR> Snack <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 1 1/2 tbs Hummus <BR> 1/2 cup Celery <BR> 1 cup vegetable broth <BR> <BR> Lunch <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 3 ounce... Sun, 2 Mar 2014 18:20:43 EST CINNAMON AND HONEY, http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5637739 Hi everyone,my DH found this on the internet and send it to me so I am sharing it with you I never try any of this so I don't know if it's true,some of them I do hear of before so I am going to try some of them one day,let me know what you all think,thanks for reading. <BR> <BR> Cinnamon and Honey, Whoever thought? <BR> <BR> <BR> Honey is the only food on the planet that will not spoil or rot. What it will do is what some call 'turning to sugar'. In reality, honey is always honey. Howev... Sun, 2 Mar 2014 14:12:18 EST SEVEN DAY EXERCISE PROGRAM. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5637615 60 minutes walk on the beach or Treadmill or Leslie SanSone <em>231</em> Done Leslie SanSone walk <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 30 mins on Elliptical or stationary bike <em>316</em> <BR> <BR> 30 mins Hula Hoop <em>521</em> <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 25 Crunches <em>402</em> <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 25 Push ups <em>320</em> <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 15 mins Strength Training <em>323</em> <em>317</em> <em>34</em> <em>248</em> <BR> <BR> 60 mins yoga/pilates last... Sun, 2 Mar 2014 11:44:28 EST DAY SIX OF MY EATING PLAN http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5637108 Breakfast Smoothie, <BR> <BR> 1 cup hot water with lemon <BR> <BR> 1 cup Green tea <BR> <BR> Two Tbs Protein powder <BR> 1/2 cup mix berries <BR> Two Tbs golden Flax meal <BR> 1 cup unsweetened almond milk <BR> 1/2 frozen Banana <BR> two ice cube <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> Blend everything together and enjoy. <BR> <BR> <BR> Snack <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 1 ounce mix nuts <BR> 1 cup vegetable broth <BR> <BR> Lunch <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 3 ounce Chicken <BR> 1/2 cu... Sat, 1 Mar 2014 18:56:44 EST DAY FIVE OF MY EATING PLAN http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5636275 Breakfast Smoothie, <BR> <BR> 1 cup hot water with lemon <BR> <BR> 1 cup Green tea <BR> <BR> Two Tbs Protein powder <BR> 1/2 cup mix berries <BR> Two Tbs golden Flax meal <BR> 1 cup unsweetened almond milk <BR> 1/2 frozen Banana <BR> two ice cube <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> Blend everything together and enjoy. <BR> <BR> <BR> Snack <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 1 ounce mix nuts <BR> 1/2 cup vegetable broth <BR> <BR> Lunch <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 3 ounce of Fish (Snapper) ... Fri, 28 Feb 2014 17:09:24 EST DAY FOUR OF MY EATING PLAN http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5635492 Breakfast Smoothie, <BR> <BR> 1 cup hot water with lemon <BR> <BR> 1 cup Green tea <BR> <BR> Two Tbs Protein powder <BR> 1/2 cup mix berries <BR> Two Tbs golden Flax meal <BR> 1 cup unsweetened almond milk <BR> 1/2 frozen Banana <BR> two ice cube <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> Blend everything together and enjoy. <BR> <BR> <BR> Snack <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 1 ounce mix nuts <BR> 1/2 cup Strawberries <BR> <BR> Lunch <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 3 ounce of Fish (Snapper) <... Thu, 27 Feb 2014 18:32:32 EST DAY THREE OF MY EATING PLAN http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5634660 Breakfast Smoothie, <BR> <BR> 1 cup hot water with lemon <BR> <BR> 1 cup Green tea <BR> <BR> Two Tbs Protein powder <BR> 1/2 cup mix berries <BR> Two Tbs golden Flax meal <BR> 1 cup unsweetened almond milk <BR> 1/2 frozen Banana <BR> two ice cube <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> Blend everything together and enjoy. <BR> <BR> <BR> Snack <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 1 ounce mix nuts <BR> 1/2 cup Strawberries <BR> <BR> Lunch <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 3 ounce of Chicken <BR> 1/2 c... Wed, 26 Feb 2014 19:29:05 EST DAY TWO OF MY EATING PLAN http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5633661 Breakfast Smoothie, <BR> <BR> 1 cup hot water with lemon <BR> <BR> 1 cup Green tea <BR> Two Tbs Protein powder <BR> 1/2 cup mix berries <BR> Two Tbs golden Flax meal <BR> 1 cup unsweetened almond milk <BR> 1/2 frozen Banana <BR> two ice cube <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> Blend everything together and enjoy. <BR> <BR> <BR> Snack <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 1 ounce mix nuts <BR> <BR> Lunch <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> 3 ounce of Chicken <BR> 1/2 cup brown rice <BR> two cups mix ... Tue, 25 Feb 2014 18:31:04 EST MY WAY OF EATING. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5632820 Hi teams,just get back from my Yoga class and it was good,this class we use Hula Hoop to do the Stretching Excellent,I start a new way of eating today and this is my goal for the next two weeks, <BR> <BR> Breakfast Smoothie, <BR> <BR> 1 cup hot water with lemon <BR> 1 cup Green tea <BR> Two Tbs Protein powder <BR> 1/2 cup mix berries <BR> Two Tbs golden Flax meal <BR> 1 cup unsweetened almond milk <BR> 1/2 frozen Banana <BR> two ice cube <BR> 2 glass of water <BR> Blend everyt... Mon, 24 Feb 2014 19:33:33 EST Please Read,Thank you. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5631561 I reach toward the shining mountains, <BR> beyond the fog of daily worries. <BR> I sail the seas of life as the MASTER of my ship. <BR> I am a Passionate Observer of Life. <BR> I See the events, feel the emotions, <BR> and recognize the difference. <BR> Let there be peace on earth. <BR> And let it begin with me. <BR> I am a Passionate Observer of Life. <BR> Today, I Dance Lightly With Life. <BR> I say NO to the demands of the world. <BR> I say YES to the longings of my own heart. <BR> There i... Sun, 23 Feb 2014 11:45:24 EST WHAT CAUSE THE FIRE. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5605012 Good morning everyone,first I must say thank you all for reading my blogs,I am so happy to be home and came home and this is what happen, <BR> I finally get to sleep in my apartment last night, what cause the fire,it was a explosion from the electric box in the apartment below me and it start a fire and the smoke get in my apartment we could not stay in there for a couple of day and night,we have to leave all the doors and windows open and let the cold air get in and the smoke get out, bu... Sat, 25 Jan 2014 07:51:44 EST A ROUGH,ROUGH, DAY YESTERDAY. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5603346 Good morning everyone,we had a rough day yesterday,the morning start off very good,I went to the gym did my exercise for one hour came back I make breakfast for everyone,after breakfast we went to the fruit market to get some fruit and vegetable came home and pack everything out and decide to sit at the computer to do some reading on Spark because I want to catch up on reading some Blogs on Spark also some emails when I hear the intercom went off with some announcement that we must leave o... Thu, 23 Jan 2014 12:04:41 EST I AM HOME,AND VERY VERY HAPPY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5599064 <em>213</em> <em>213</em> <em>224</em> <BR> <BR> Happy Sunday to you all,and how are you? first I must say thanks to all who visit my page while I was away, I am home and very happy to be home,I came back to all kind of problems with my apartment,but I am getting everything taken care of,I had a good time in Greece some good days and some bad days but I learn to live with the Situation,sometimes I get depressed and sometimes I feel great,I gain some weight but I know as ti... Sun, 19 Jan 2014 14:48:03 EST Joke of the day,Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5338997 The manager of a garden centre overhears one of his nurseryman talking to a customer. ‘No, we haven't had any of that in ages,’ says the nurseryman. ‘And I don't know when we'll be getting any more.’ <BR> <BR> The customer leaves and the manager walks over to give him a telling off. ‘Never tell a customer we can’t get them something,’ he says. ‘Whatever they want we can always get it on order and deliver it. D’you understand?’ <BR> <BR> The nurseryman nods. <BR> <BR> ‘So what did he want?’... Mon, 29 Apr 2013 05:32:36 EST SAYING GOODBYE TO YOU ALL. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5337973 The time has come to say goodbye <em>382</em> <BR> It’s very hard not to cry <em>46</em> <BR> The time we have left is very small <em>382</em> <BR> I will try hard to make them stall <em>247</em> <BR> I tried my hardest and they can see <em>220</em> <BR> That missing you is killing me <em>304</em> <BR> They say I can stay a little longer <em>224</em> <BR> Their words make me a tad bit stronger <em>84</em> <BR> That time we know still has to come <em>223</em> <BR> By... Sun, 28 Apr 2013 07:35:48 EST Joke of the day, Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5337956 Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifi... Sun, 28 Apr 2013 06:51:16 EST Joke of the day,Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5337034 Cowboy Joe <BR> <BR> Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. <BR> <BR> "When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began. <BR> <BR> "You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a worldly fellow. <BR> <BR> "I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued. <BR> <BR> "The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him. <BR> <BR> "Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on. <BR> <BR> "Th... Sat, 27 Apr 2013 06:59:23 EST Joke of the day,Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5335967 DIVORCE LAWYER <BR> <BR> <BR> A lady goes to a divorce lawyer and says "I want a divorce." <BR> The lawyer says, "Do you have grounds?" <BR> Oh yes she said, "We have about 4 acres and a long driveway, <BR> No no no you have misunderstood me. <BR> I mean do you have a grudge? <BR> She said "No its not a grudge, we have a carport." <BR> He said" No thats not what meant, Let me put it another way. <BR> Why do you want a divorce.? <BR> Oh that's easy its my husband. <BR> he can't hold a sensib... Fri, 26 Apr 2013 05:29:16 EST Joke of the day,Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5334863 LIFE AFTER DEATH <BR> <BR> <BR> "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, sir," the clerk replied. <BR> "That's good," the boss said.you told me you are leaving early for your Grandmother Funeral,but After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you." Thu, 25 Apr 2013 05:11:18 EST Joke of the day,Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5333698 A man hated his wife's's cat so much that he decided to get rid of it by driving it twenty blocks from home and dumping it. <BR> <BR> But as he got back home, he saw the cat wandering up the driveway. So he drove the cat forty blocks away and dumped it. <BR> <BR> But when he arrived back home, there was the cat waiting for him at the front door. In desperation, he drove the cat fifty miles out into the country and dumped it in the middle of a wood. <BR> ... Wed, 24 Apr 2013 05:23:46 EST Joke of the day,Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5332509 In the backwoods of Canada in a shack with no electricity, a man's wife went into labour in the middle of the night. The local doctor was summoned to help with the delivery. <BR> <BR> The doctor gave the nervous father-to-be a lantern to hold, partly to keep him occupied and partly so that he could see what he was doing. <BR> <BR> After a few minutes, a baby boy was born and the husband put down the lantern to hold her. <BR> <BR> "Don't put that la... Tue, 23 Apr 2013 05:16:03 EST Joke of the day,Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5331276 A 70 year old Mother. <BR> <BR> <BR> Thanks to the miracle of fertility treatment, a woman was able to have a baby at 70. When she was discharged from hospital, her relatives came to visit. <BR> <BR> "Can we see the baby?" they asked. <BR> <BR> "Not yet," said the 70-year-old mother. <BR> <BR> Fifteen minutes later, they asked again. "Can we see the baby?" <BR> <BR> "Not yet," said the mother. <BR> <BR> Another qua... Mon, 22 Apr 2013 05:36:57 EST Joke of the day,Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5330299 The preacher's Sunday sermon was Forgive Your Enemies. Toward the end of the service, He asked his congregation, "how many of you have forgiven their enemies"? <BR> <BR> About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. As it was past lunchtime, this time about 80 percent held up their hands. He then repeated his question again. All responded, except one small elderly lady. <BR> <BR> "Mrs. Jones?" inquired the preacher, Are you not willing to forgive... Sun, 21 Apr 2013 06:54:23 EST LEAVING SPARKPEOPLE. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5329621 Good morning to you all,Hope you all are having a good day so far, well as you all know I take long vacation every year and that time is coming very soon,but this time it will be a long long vacation,actually I am very sorry to say I will be leaving Sparkpeople, for reason beyond my control, my Hubby will be going to his Country which is Greece for more than a year and as a wife and companion I will have to go with him,and we are going to live on a Island in a small Village where its ... Sat, 20 Apr 2013 12:04:11 EST Joke of the day,Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5329361 Weird Coincidence . . . <BR> <BR> Two men were playing golf on a Saturday afternoon. They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men's game. <BR> <BR> "Don't they know they're supposed to let us play through?" asked the first man. The other shook his head. "I'm going to go ask them if we can play through...enough is enough." <BR> <BR> He started walking toward the women, but as he got close, he sudde... Sat, 20 Apr 2013 07:01:11 EST Joke of the day,Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5328332 A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. <BR> <BR> After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other." <BR> <BR> The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely." <BR> <BR> The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "An... Fri, 19 Apr 2013 06:25:35 EST Joke of the day,Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5327167 Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside. <BR> <BR> The Head Gangster says, "Okay, well, at least we can... Thu, 18 Apr 2013 04:22:36 EST Joke of the day,Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5325988 A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" "Sure." "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks. "No, I can remember it." "Well, I'd... Wed, 17 Apr 2013 05:51:24 EST Joke of the day,Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5324732 A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, "I got shingles." <BR> <BR> She said, "Fill out this form and supply your name, address, medical insurance number. When you're done, please take a seat." <BR> <BR> Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles." <BR> <BR> So she took down his height, weight, and complete medical history, then said, "Change into this gown and wait in the examining r... Tue, 16 Apr 2013 04:10:25 EST Joke of the day,Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5323525 My sister and her husband had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard crying coming from the children's room. Rushing in, they found Billy crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind. <BR> <BR> Trying to calm him, my sister's husband palmed a penny that he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to pull it from Billy's ear. Billy was delighted. In a flash, he s... Mon, 15 Apr 2013 05:33:59 EST Joke of the day,Let's Laugh. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5322489 A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." <BR> <BR> "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." <BR> <BR> The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, havin... Sun, 14 Apr 2013 07:15:53 EST