JAMER123's SparkPeople Blog http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal.asp?id=JAMER123 JAMER123's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community SparkPeople.com http://assets2.sparkpeople.com/assets/nav/logo_spark.gif http://www.sparkpeople.com/ Thank you http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6149575 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/6578736b-4b1b-4d45-a2ba-f1296b8dbe7d.gif"> <BR> <BR> May you all have a wonderful week as we head into the 3rd week of April. Bloom!! Sun, 24 Apr 2016 22:32:17 EST Hymns In Reality http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6146048 <BR> The Way We Might Really Sing Hymns If We Were Being Honest! (give your opinion) <BR> <BR> <BR> "I Surrender Some" <BR> <BR> "Fill My Spoon, Lord" <BR> <BR> "Oh, How I Like Jesus" <BR> <BR> "He's Quite a Bit to Me" <BR> <BR> "I Love to Talk About Telling the Story" <BR> <BR> "Take My Life and Let Me Be" <BR> <BR> "It is My Secret What God Can Do" <BR> <BR> "There is Scattered Cloudiness in My Soul Today" <BR> <BR> "Onward, Christian Reserves" <BR> <BR> "Where He... Tue, 19 Apr 2016 22:00:59 EST Hymns for Seasoned Citizens http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6145309 I couldn't resist this when I read it and all I can say is I am so glad I am not a seasoned citizen, but maybe, just maybe I can admit to one or 2 of these. Love the hymns!! <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up <BR> <BR> It is Well With My Soul, But My Knees Hurt <BR> <BR> Amazing Grace, Considering My Age <BR> <BR> Count Your Many Birthdays, Name Them One by One <BR> <BR> Go Tell It On The Mountain, But Speak Up <BR> <BR> Guide Me O Thou Great J... Mon, 18 Apr 2016 22:31:13 EST He has Risen!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6128342 I am wishing everyone a beautiful Easter Sunday. God bless you all. <BR> <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/388ef8d2-95b6-49ad-8f70-1cc22d2a9e0c.jpg"> Sat, 26 Mar 2016 23:29:51 EST Blessing http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6122593 To win without risk is to triumph without glory. <BR> - Pierre Corneille <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/fa27174c-1335-4842-aa46-76530a8ca41e.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Thanks for stopping by for a visit. Hope your weekend is a wonderful one!! Fri, 18 Mar 2016 23:44:20 EST Believe in Yourself http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6121098 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/a710e0d1-b1e6-4e2c-b101-3425562264d2.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Thank you for stopping by. The words say it all!! <BR> Have a great t. Patrick's Day!! Thu, 17 Mar 2016 00:43:34 EST Gratitude and others http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6109817 Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend.- Melody Beattie <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/24b6f8b5-85b4-457d-a28e-de035beea797.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Thank you for stopping in to view this blog. May you have a wonderful remainder of the week!! Wed, 2 Mar 2016 21:17:32 EST Goals http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6104192 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/172ac30f-e8aa-4818-b92f-d01cc6fb3305.jpg"> <BR> <BR> We need to keep the focus on the goals we set. Set some that are very short term to reach and continue adding more as you reach the goal. And be sure to set a realistic long term or final goal. It is the caveat of all your hard, diligent work!! <BR> <BR> Thanks for stopping by and sharing thoughts with me. C.S. Lewis really knew what to say! Wed, 24 Feb 2016 23:13:59 EST Today http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6100251 It has been a nice day today even though we had temperatures of 92, the winds kept you feeling not to warm. <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/e9253e89-71c9-49be-a02e-27c0c312eef1.jpg"> Sat, 20 Feb 2016 00:47:15 EST Trials & temptations http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6074120 Trials, temptations, disappointments -- all these are helps <BR> instead of hindrances, if one uses them rightly. They not <BR> only test the fibre of a character, but strengthen it. Every <BR> conquered temptation represents a new fund of moral energy. <BR> Every trial endured and weathered in the right spirit makes a <BR> soul nobler and stronger than it was before. - James Buckham <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/7809c775-a372-4fe2-884c-d6846a66e2bd.jpg"> <B... Tue, 19 Jan 2016 23:15:18 EST Healthy Inspiration http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6060682 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/c71c1257-2279-4dd9-8800-8a506058cd0c.jpg"> <BR> <BR> This says it well. Thanks for stopping by this evening. Hope you have a terrific Tuesday tomorrow!! Tue, 5 Jan 2016 00:37:36 EST Promise Yourself Words for 2016 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6057584 Promise Yourself <BR> <BR> To be so strong that nothing <BR> can disturb your peace of mind. <BR> To talk health, happiness, and prosperity <BR> to every person you meet. <BR> <BR> To make all your friends feel <BR> that there is something in them <BR> To look at the sunny side of everything <BR> and make your optimism come true. <BR> <BR> To think only the best, to work only for the best, <BR> and to expect only the best. <BR> To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others <BR> as... Sat, 2 Jan 2016 00:28:51 EST Looking Back http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6054334 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/e466969c-7068-43d4-9803-609c85b9e441.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Thanks for stopping by! Have a great week all. And on to 2016 for continued healthy living. Mon, 28 Dec 2015 22:45:54 EST Christmas Love http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6051875 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/ece7525e-0d5f-4503-8537-3f777956e16f.jpg"> <BR> <BR> As we have entered the "magical" and season of the miracle birth of Christ, we are giving gifts to friends and relatives. Give yourself the joy of happiness, faith and love. Then pass it on. And may we all take time to ask for peace on earth, good will to men. You don't have to be of a certain religious faith to work on passing on the acts of kindness with love. It could lead to the biggest ... Wed, 23 Dec 2015 22:45:03 EST Take for Granted. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6050456 When one thinks about this, you can only say it's true. We never know from day to day what is in store for each & every one of us. Only God knows. So do today what you can. Don't put off for tomorrow. Enjoy the day. There is no time for negative thoughts or words. <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/c128a09c-42d0-46d4-9231-b67c50068c2c.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Thank you for stopping by and sharing a thought. May your week be wonderful and prosperous. May your wishes come tru... Sun, 20 Dec 2015 23:21:31 EST Apache Blessing http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6049115 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/b808b8f3-a1f0-4058-92e1-c04eda52d7b5.jpg"> <BR> <BR> A very beautiful thought for today and always but really fitting for this time of year. Thank you for stopping by for a visit. Thu, 17 Dec 2015 23:41:21 EST The Ride of Life http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6040307 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/e3a8d3a6-4b98-4782-9636-4dcb91ad7c48.jpg"> Mon, 30 Nov 2015 22:05:55 EST Impossible http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6035912 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/407eda7e-4f84-4485-932b-d79328cac248.jpg"> <BR> <BR> This is so connected with the 10-17 post so no reason to expound on this poster. Thank you for stopping in with comments. Every one is very much appreciated. Have a beautiful Sunday to all. Sat, 21 Nov 2015 22:38:39 EST Hardest Journey http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6028449 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/8d3e2013-6cc1-44fd-8df4-04121fffe1ca.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Some of you know this is a quote that I have lived by since February this year. We have had many family situations to walk through while far away from our family. Feb. 28th my MIL passed away so we had a 3,000 mile round trip back to our home state. March, an aunt passed and my mother fell fracturing 2 major bones, April found our SIL passing from cancer. Found coverage to watch over my mom ... Sat, 7 Nov 2015 23:06:46 EST Caring http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6022918 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/8a0ce309-6ebf-4ff5-8c8a-c2bb05ac14bf.jpg"> <BR> <BR> There is someone out there that will always care about you. Many hugs to all this evening. I care. God bless. <BR> Thank you for stopping by with your comments. It shows me that you also care. Thu, 29 Oct 2015 00:17:25 EST Hurricane Patricia http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6021217 The state of TX. has certainly been in the news a lot this month. I am wintering in the deep south tip of Texas in the Rio Grande Valley (RGV) by McAllen. We had word that there was a hurricane called Patricia coming in from west MX. and "gunning" for the RGV! The weekend finally got here as did Patricia but only the rain. It broke apart as soon as it hit the mountains in MX. Here are pictures I took while the rain let up a little. At times it was very heavy and others light. There was enoug... Mon, 26 Oct 2015 00:16:46 EST Impossible to possible? Possible to impossible? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6016724 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/b42d4fc8-1c17-4cb2-8595-213700979354.jpg"> <BR> <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/eda65014-ba25-43cf-949a-53ef6e5b8adb.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Okay. I know I am now confusing you all! What do we look for? Is it the impossible or the possible? Both these pictures are contradicting each other aren't they? Not really. We are walking a path that began by doing what is necessary which is starting on a healthy lifestyle. Didn't that seem almo... Sat, 17 Oct 2015 22:00:33 EST Impossible http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6015740 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/ac20cd03-d6fb-4949-a9bf-b48561839a16.jpg"> <BR> <BR> As we go about our daily lives, we are either going to things that are healthy for us or we can stay right where we are today not making changes or go backwards! I am one that wants to forge ahead and try to be healthy so I am looking at "I'm possible". (My quote). <BR> <BR> <BR> Work hard for what you want because it won't come to you without <BR> a fight. You have to be strong and coura... Thu, 15 Oct 2015 22:51:37 EST New start http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6013402 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/d6a466c9-0fc7-46cf-a21b-a71ed47fb9d1.jpg"> <BR> <BR> A very wise man that could really get a point across. This is something that you can apply to your weight loss goals. Think about it for a minute. What do you see in the quote? <BR> Thanks for stopping by. Have a great week. Sun, 11 Oct 2015 21:46:48 EST Dogs http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6011306 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/162cd290-4eb6-44d2-acf6-32539ee7fd49.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Enjoy and have a tremendous Thursday! Thanks for stopping by. Wed, 7 Oct 2015 23:29:15 EST Mistakes http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6007098 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/fd85eeb0-937e-4272-ab0c-26061526e6c8.jpg"> Wed, 30 Sep 2015 23:53:35 EST Caring People http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6004158 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/72f0c1dd-35eb-4548-b989-6644258e3429.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Thank you for stopping by. Have a wonderful weekend. Fri, 25 Sep 2015 23:20:15 EST Perfectly Happy. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6002346 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/6b4f59f2-4c88-4981-a4f6-baa979b47de0.jpg"> <BR> <BR> How many of us are looking for the happy perfect life? I wish for the happy as I know there isn't a perfect life in this world. But I want to help others feel good about themselves and share a smile to help a day go better! <BR> <BR> To those that want the perfect life, can you describe what you think is perfect? I could think of a few items in the world that would be nice if it could end ... Tue, 22 Sep 2015 22:00:36 EST Beautiful Day. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5995120 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/6e51851e-f52d-418b-ab1b-35abfc557b96.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Each and every one of us wake in the morning and can greet the day many different ways. How do you like to greet it? Mine is to open my eyes and realize I am again going to greet the day with a smile. All the trials and tribulations of the day will come at you during the day so beginning the day with a "Hi, world!! How are you today?" attitude will get you through the day. Upon retiring, yo... Thu, 10 Sep 2015 22:58:22 EST New Life http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5990588 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/6ca531df-4d00-4584-894c-6aa963fb2ac0.jpg"> <BR> <BR> May you enjoy a new life each and every day form now on. <BR> Greet each morning as you wake, with a smile and attitude it a great day no matter what. <BR> Thank you for stopping by today. <BR> Many hugs to you all. Thu, 3 Sep 2015 22:28:29 EST Today http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5987061 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/7e8c0e8a-1805-4843-bbce-8c3bc2ca9983.jpg"> <BR> Let this be everyday for each of you. <BR> Thanks for stopping by and sharing thoughts and hi's Sat, 29 Aug 2015 21:53:17 EST Margaret Mead http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5983481 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/3e5ef67c-58d0-4c0a-8074-39487c3ad190.jpg"> <BR> Thanks for stopping by. Have a great week. Sun, 23 Aug 2015 22:43:01 EST Goals http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5981797 Goals <BR> <BR> During the last session of our teaching workshop, participants <BR> were asked to state their personal goals for the immediate <BR> future. <BR> <BR> One teacher vowed to update photo albums, another to lose weight. <BR> The goal that got the most response, however, was given by a <BR> slightly out-of-shape kindergarten teacher. <BR> <BR> "I resolve to exercise until I can complete a 20-minute workout <BR> in less than an hour," she said. <BR> <BR> - from Da Mouse... Thu, 20 Aug 2015 23:18:05 EST Change http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5974396 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/c75c5778-7760-4aaf-b893-3b68fc5855d7.jpg"> <BR> <BR> I found this one and felt it very important to share. We are having a difficult time with my mom after her fall and fractured of major bones with change. She is someone that puts things exactly where she wants them and they are never moved or changed, furniture included. We are concerned about her falling again unless somethings are changed but she won't move anything. <BR> <BR> Now I use t... Sat, 8 Aug 2015 22:18:25 EST Life http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5969999 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/0212abad-1cb8-433f-887c-5c06c36e613a.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Thank you for stopping by to share my blog. Hope you all have a wonderful weekend! Fri, 31 Jul 2015 23:33:21 EST Poor http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5965675 Poor <BR> <BR> I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, <BR> I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think <BR> of myself as needy. I was deprived. Then they told me that <BR> it was bad for my ego to think of myself as deprived, I was <BR> really underprivileged. Then they told me that underprivileged <BR> was overused. I was disadvantaged. <BR> <BR> I still don't have a cent to my name. But I have a great <BR> vocabulary. <BR> <BR> - from Da Mo... Thu, 23 Jul 2015 22:11:20 EST Tree damage http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5964012 I promised a couple night ago to post some pictures of our tree that lost yet another branch fro a near by tornado. We are so fortunate to have only lost that large branch. Our son was able to twist it off and put in to the curb hoping the city will pick up. There was more tree damage in the town and when this happens, they bring out the tree shredder and get all downs. <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/be83f2b2-69fa-48bb-aee8-3571b4b10fae.jpg"> <BR> Our son that re... Mon, 20 Jul 2015 22:10:02 EST Relevant quote. http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5956695 I found this quote from a post in my email. It is so relevant for our current and recent passed than I wanted to share it with you all. We always say that God will only give you what He thinks you can handle. At times like this, I would really like it if He didn't trust us a little too much. <BR> <BR> I have wondered many times if my Heavenly Father has not <BR> allowed certain difficulties to come into my life just to <BR> remind me that I'm not the one in charge--but that He is. <BR> A... Tue, 7 Jul 2015 00:32:07 EST Greatest Wealth http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5950521 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/df034e17-0f74-43c6-bd32-0684fab70650.jpg"> Wed, 24 Jun 2015 22:51:08 EST Gone with the Wind http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5949981 "I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. To reach the port of heaven, we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it, but we must sail, and not drift, nor lie at anchor." <BR> --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. <BR> <BR> Thank you so much for stopping in. Have a wonderful remainder of the week. Tue, 23 Jun 2015 22:24:06 EST What do you say? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5937546 It's not what you say out of your mouth that determines your <BR> life, it's what you whisper to yourself that has the most <BR> power! - Robert Kiyosaki <BR> <BR> Adapting this to our lives, How do you talk to yourself in regards to you weight loss journey and your eating habits? Do you chastise yourself when you eat "junk" foods? We can do a better job of caring for ourselves when we are positive with our thoughts and whispers. Enjoy life even when there is sadness. Tomorrow will come w... Sun, 31 May 2015 23:16:39 EST Our Town http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5932796 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/b419817e-0ff8-4911-8669-ca2ce0ffe99a.jpg"> <BR> <BR> The beauty of spring coming around the corner. This is the middle of our downtown and many weddings are held here as well as concerts, River City Days, or just sitting an observing. Enjoy the peacefulness of the day. <BR> Thanks for stopping by and enjoying our town center. Sat, 23 May 2015 00:00:36 EST Funny One-Liners http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5932247 Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors. <BR> <BR> The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size <BR> bucket. <BR> <BR> When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you're in a public <BR> restroom. <BR> <BR> Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were. <BR> <BR> The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing <BR> to let them. <BR> <BR> Money isn't everything....... Thu, 21 May 2015 22:31:35 EST Quote for today http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5916098 If successful people have one common trait, it's an utter lack of <BR> cynicism. The world owes them nothing. They go out and find what they <BR> need without asking for permission; they're driven, talented, and <BR> work through negatives by focusing on the positives. - Mike Zimmerman <BR> <BR> What's you definition of success? Think about it for a minute. <BR> Thank you for stopping by and for your comments. Wed, 22 Apr 2015 23:33:20 EST Quote for today http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5915460 There's a lot of stress out there, and to handle it, <BR> you just need to believe in yourself; always go back <BR> to the person that you know you are, and don't let <BR> anybody tell you any different, because everyone's <BR> special and everyone's awesome. - McKayla Maroney <BR> <BR> <BR> Thanks for stopping by. Enjoy your week. Tue, 21 Apr 2015 23:08:05 EST Changes http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5909168 Well, I guess I was thinking all was going to go well for mom. Today started with a nice visit this morning after her clinic appointment. She didn't get the news she wanted to hear and after I left, she had a good cry. I got a call about 4 PM from the nurse practitioner that the Dr. wants to take her back to surgery on Mon. as the fracture of the arm is displaced and he fears there is infection beginning. So made a fast trip to the clinic to get admission orders and didn't have time to go to ... Sat, 11 Apr 2015 00:20:52 EST Follow up http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5907426 Well, if you read my previous blog, there are just a few changes that transpired today. A couple days ago we found out that the average length of stay at the rehab mom is at is 12 days. They are worked hard until no more progress can happen. Mom has reached that point. We were given 2 days to "take her home" to continue to make progress to the walking stage!! No way!!!! So our other option was working with a long term rehab center. I had to kick butt to tour and check out some. We toured one ... Wed, 8 Apr 2015 00:30:55 EST The month of March http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5897273 This post is about our family and what has happened this month. You can stop now and not read or continue on. I am not looking for sympathy but letting you all know about our month and not doing well with my healthy eating. <BR> <BR> On Feb. 28th, my MIL passed away. we are 1600 miles away and got into the car to begin the drive back to MN. Interesting that a blizzard would come on the day we arrived and the temps were -16 with wc of -25. Coming from the tip of TX. that's a big change. M... Sat, 21 Mar 2015 23:31:54 EST Ever Wonder...... http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5891958 EVER WONDER... <BR> <BR> Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? <BR> <BR> Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? <BR> <BR> Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? <BR> <BR> Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? <BR> <BR> Why doctors call what they do "practice"? <BR> <BR> Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? <BR> <BR> Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? <BR... Thu, 12 Mar 2015 22:38:28 EST The Devil Made Me do it! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5888413 I just read these and had a good laugh tonight after a difficult week. Enjoy them with me <BR> <BR> DO You Know Your Hymns? <BR> <BR> Dentist's Hymn .............Crown Him with Many Crowns <BR> Weatherman's Hymn...........There Shall Be Showers of Blessings <BR> Contractor's Hymn...........The Church is One Foundation <BR> The Tailor's Hymn...........Holy, Holy, Holy <BR> The Golfer's Hymn...........There's a Green Hill Far Away <BR> The Politician's Hymn......Standing o... Fri, 6 Mar 2015 23:21:41 EST