GERIKRAGH's SparkPeople Blog GERIKRAGH's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community Adam & Eve Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked. <BR> <BR> <BR> QUOTE: Success, Emerson <BR> "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a l... Thu, 29 Jan 2015 15:36:41 EST Guitar Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> Carlos told his wife he wanted a guitar to play while sitting in the Jacuzzi. gThe next day she bought him an electric guitar.h <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Get to know the locals <BR> Wherever you go, locals are the key to finding out the best places to go whether it be for a nice dinner or to a deserted beach. Befriending locals can bring you knowledge of all the secret places that most tourists dream of. Take the time to talk to people and you'l... Mon, 26 Jan 2015 09:36:47 EST What? <BR> <BR> When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." <BR> <BR> Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. .. <BR> <BR> When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader. <BR> <BR> <BR> I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the fu... Wed, 21 Jan 2015 04:54:10 EST What? <BR> <BR> When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." <BR> <BR> Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. .. <BR> <BR> When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader. <BR> <BR> <BR> I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the fu... Wed, 21 Jan 2015 04:54:07 EST Vaseline Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a <BR> <BR> young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. <BR> <BR> Have you ever used the product?" <BR> <BR> She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." <BR> <BR> "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. <BR> <BR> The researcher was a... Tue, 20 Jan 2015 11:33:35 EST Art Museum <BR> <BR> A woman visited a modern-art gallery. One painting was bright blue with vivid orange swirls and the one hanging next to it was black with lime-green splotches. <BR> <BR> The artist stood nearby, so as politely as she could, the woman said to him, "I'm sorry, but I just don't understand you paintings." <BR> <BR> "I paint what I feel inside me," the artist replied. <BR> <BR> "I see," the woman replied innocently. "Have you tried Alka-Seltzer?" <BR> <BR> <BR> WAITING <BR> ... Sat, 17 Jan 2015 14:11:42 EST Political Strategy 101 <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’ <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’ <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’ <BR> <BR>... Wed, 14 Jan 2015 12:07:44 EST The Cowboy Solution <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> > I have lived, loved, lost and <BR> > loved again. Life is not easy,..... But it is what it <BR> > is. <BR> > <BR> > Cowboy rules <BR> > for: <BR> > Arizona, Texas , <BR> > Oklahoma , Colorado , New Mexico , Wyoming , <BR> > Montana , <BR> > Utah, Nebraska, Idaho, Nevada, <BR> > and the rest of the "Wild West "are as <BR> > follows: <BR> > <BR> > 1. Pull your pants up. You look <BR> > like an idiot. <BR> > <BR> > 2. Turn your cap right, your head <BR> > ain't ... Tue, 13 Jan 2015 11:57:34 EST Accounts Payable Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> Jim, a collections specialist, was on his first day of work for his new employer and was assigned to collect a past due balance from a company that was a customer of his employer. He had been provided with a standard script that he was to use where he was to ask for "Accounts Payable" when calling the customer so that he could talk with someone about the payment of the past due bill.He made the call, asked the receptionist for "Accounts Payable", and waited... Mon, 12 Jan 2015 14:57:15 EST Love Story <BR> <BR> Ed and Carolyn met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. <BR> <BR> Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Carolyn to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Carolyn was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last. <BR> <BR> On the one-mo... Sun, 11 Jan 2015 12:09:07 EST Government?? <BR> <BR> A great example of progressive, liberal thinking. <BR> <BR> <BR> The Federal Government, which has Tomahawk cruise missiles, Apache <BR> <BR> <BR> and Lakota helicopters and used the code name Geronimo in the attack <BR> <BR> <BR> that killed Osama bin Laden, officially objects to the name <BR> <BR> <BR> of the Washington Redskins. <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Are you kidding me??? <BR> Fri, 9 Jan 2015 09:36:36 EST Employment <BR> Teacher to a student: "Can you think of a solution to end unemployment?" <BR> <BR> "Yes, sir! I'd put all the men on one island and the women on another." <BR> <BR> "And what would they be doing then?" <BR> <BR> "Building boats!" <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Spring Cleaning <BR> Are you ready to throw in the towel? Be sure that you have given the relationship your best shot. If you continually dump partners when things get rough, you will never be able to build the skills need... Sun, 28 Dec 2014 13:22:08 EST Snow You must try this site to see it snow for Christmas at your house. <BR> <BR> <BR><BR>christmas-2011 Mon, 22 Dec 2014 21:28:35 EST Parachutes Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> Four people are in an airplane, the pilot, the smartest man in the world, the richest man in the world, and a punk teenager. The airplane experiences some difficulties, and the pilot informs the three passengers that the plane is going to crash, and there are only three parachutes on the plane. The richest man in the world takes one, because he says that his lawyers will sue everyone else on the plane if he doesn't survive. The smartest man in the world tak... Fri, 12 Dec 2014 09:37:39 EST Training Dolphins Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> Dolphins are so intelligent that within a few weeks of captivity they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish three times a day. <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Oven racks cleaning made easy <BR> Lay the oven rack on an old towel in the bathtub. Cover them with warm water and some ammonia, let it sit a while, the job will be much easier. <BR> <BR> <BR> Wed, 3 Dec 2014 20:32:49 EST Doctor Visit Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> A couple was making their first doctors visit prior to the birth of their first child. After the exam, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The man and his wife were curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the man took out his magnifying glass to try to see what is was. In very small letters, the stamp said, “When you can read this, come back and see me.” <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Beautif... Mon, 1 Dec 2014 09:41:01 EST Robbery Thanks margemf: <BR> <BR> A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted, behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21."The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point... Fri, 28 Nov 2014 11:15:15 EST Little Johnny <BR> <BR> A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND. <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN... Wed, 26 Nov 2014 09:42:54 EST Frank Feldman <BR> <BR> People <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> ðM <BR> <BR> ðN <BR> Larry Kragh <BR> <BR> To <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Today at 8:59 AM <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. <BR> He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." <BR> Passenger: "Who?" <BR> Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he's a guy wh... Mon, 24 Nov 2014 13:10:55 EST Frank Feldman <BR> <BR> People <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> ðM <BR> <BR> ðN <BR> Larry Kragh <BR> <BR> To <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Today at 8:59 AM <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. <BR> He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." <BR> Passenger: "Who?" <BR> Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he's a guy who did e... Mon, 24 Nov 2014 13:10:00 EST Train Job Interview Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?" "Yes", the boy replied. "Then what would you do if you realized that 2 trains, one from this station and one from the next were going to crash because they were on the same track?" The young applicant thought and replied "I'd press the button to change the points without hesitation." "What if the button was frozen and wouldn't work?" ... Thu, 20 Nov 2014 18:57:34 EST Chinese Too Sick To Work <BR> <BR> Wong Chow calls into work and says, “I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, <BR> <BR> stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.” <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> The boss says, “You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. <BR> <BR> When I feel sick like you do, <BR> <BR> I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. <BR> <BR> That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.” <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. <BR> <B... Wed, 19 Nov 2014 12:51:37 EST Too Druck Thanks margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way buddy you're too drunk." <BR> <BR> A few minutes later the drunk comes in through the bathrooms, again he slurs, "give me a drink", bartender says "No man I told you last time you're too drunk" <BR> <BR> Five minutes later the guy comes in through the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk" <BR> <BR> The drunk scratc... Fri, 14 Nov 2014 13:22:20 EST It's Only Bubba <BR> <BR> You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was <BR> put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned <BR> 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his <BR> home.The house also featured a secret escape tunnel. <BR> <BR> By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is <BR> considered "mentally unstable." <BR> <BR> In Michigan, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit. <BR> <B... Wed, 12 Nov 2014 21:14:26 EST IRS Guilt Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.” <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Greatness <BR> The price of greatness is responsibility. <BR> <BR> - Winston Churchill - <BR> <BR> Tue, 11 Nov 2014 20:13:50 EST Businessman and Son-In-Law Thank you again margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.” <BR> <BR> The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.” “I see.” replied the father-in-law, “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of s... Fri, 7 Nov 2014 10:29:19 EST Oz Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz? <BR> <BR> She had three men giving her directions. <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Seven Simple Computer Security Tips <BR> · Use strong passwords. Choose passwords that are difficult or impossible to guess. Give different passwords to all accounts. <BR> <BR> · Make regular backups of critical data. Backups must be made at least once each day. Larger organizations should perform a full backup weekly and incremental backups ever... Tue, 4 Nov 2014 15:33:58 EST Olden Days You could hardly see for all the snow, <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. <BR> Pull a chair up to the TV set, <BR> 'Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.' <BR> My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter and I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches w... Mon, 3 Nov 2014 11:42:10 EST Good Fairy Thanks margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Forty years of marriage.......... <BR> <BR> A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. <BR> She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." <BR> The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darl... Sun, 2 Nov 2014 11:54:55 EST Two Judges Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Two judges from a small county happen to be stopped for speeding on the same day. They agree that there's no point in calling the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge; they'll just go ahead and hear each other's case. <BR> <BR> The next morning, one judge takes the bench, the other sits at counsel table. The first judge admits he's guilty, and the second judge suspends the fine and court costs for him. <BR> <BR> They then switch places, the ... Thu, 30 Oct 2014 21:08:27 EST Help, Help! <BR> There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: Help me, please help me; there is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me; can you please help me, and send the fire squad right away? Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax wait until he leaves. <BR> <BR> You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me; it is going to be fatal! <BR> <BR> Cats aren’t like snakes or spiders t... Mon, 27 Oct 2014 12:41:49 EST Little Johnny Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. <BR> <BR> She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" <BR> <BR> After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. <BR> <BR> The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" <BR> <BR> "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Postive Thinking <BR> In an episode of Star Trek that caught my ... Sun, 26 Oct 2014 17:08:49 EST English Prof One of the courses I taught when I was a college professor was Freshman English. To my first class of students I described the basic parts of an essay: "Remember, the three parts of an essay are the Introduction, the Body, and the Confusion". <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Live ur days <BR> Think about yesterday as if it’ll never come back; Live your day as if you’ll die tomorrow; and plan ur tomorrow as if u`ll live forever.. <BR> <BR> Fri, 24 Oct 2014 09:44:13 EST Schnauzer <BR> <BR> A friend found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so <BR> she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was <BR> hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then <BR> hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted <BR> to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some <BR> "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. <BR> <BR> Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair... Wed, 22 Oct 2014 18:21:03 EST Two Dumb Roofers Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> Two roofers, Larry and Joe were on the roof laying tile, when a sudden win gust came and knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea” said Larry. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.” What, do you thing, I’m stupid? “I have and idea” said Joe. “I’ll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light.” What, do you think I’m stupid? “You’ll just turn off the flashlight when I’m halfway there.” <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR... Thu, 16 Oct 2014 17:16:26 EST Checkup Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. <BR> <BR> "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." <BR> <BR> "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?" <BR> <BR> "Ten," the doctor says sadly. <BR> <BR> "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" <... Fri, 10 Oct 2014 14:17:59 EST Bats <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Did you know this about bats? <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> The newsletter from, "The Texas Gardener Seeds" said: <BR> Put up a bat house to encourage the presence of these shy animals. <BR> <BR> <BR> Bats consume 3,000 or more mosquitoes and other insects nightly, <BR> <BR> <BR> and bats are less likely to be rabid than dogs are. <BR> <BR> <BR>... Thu, 9 Oct 2014 09:39:48 EST Confession? <BR> A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited (thank goodness most Catholics have a wonderful sense of humor!) <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> “I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I... Wed, 8 Oct 2014 21:15:51 EST Psychopath Test Luckily I didn't answer right! <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. <BR> It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right. Few people do <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much that she fell in ... Fri, 26 Sep 2014 19:06:17 EST Zoo Hullabaloo A policeman brought four boys before a judge. <BR> <BR> "They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo, your Honor," he said. <BR> <BR> "Boys," said the judge sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency. <BR> <BR> Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong." <BR> <BR> "My name is George," said the first boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen." <BR> <BR> "My name is Pete," said the second boy, "and I threw peanuts ... Wed, 24 Sep 2014 19:53:00 EST Missing Wife? A husband went to police station to report his missing wife: <BR> Husband : I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home. <BR> Sergeant : What is her height ? <BR> Husband : Oh, 5 something . . . <BR> Sergeant : Build? <BR> Husband : Not slim, not really fat. <BR> Sergeant : Color of eyes? <BR> Husband : Never noticed. <BR> Sergeant : Color of hair? <BR> Husband : Changes according to season. <BR> Sergeant : What was she wearing? <BR> Husband : Dress/suit/blue ... Thu, 18 Sep 2014 10:16:25 EST Three Old Ladies Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just waken up!" The third lady s... Wed, 17 Sep 2014 10:45:35 EST No Gators Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?" <BR> <BR> "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" <BR> <BR> Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. <BR> <BR> About halfway th... Thu, 11 Sep 2014 15:07:21 EST Police Station <BR> A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. <BR> <BR> "You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant. <BR> <BR> "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!" <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> The Tip of The Day <BR> <BR> <BR> Your bones <BR> Munch on carrots, the potassium and magnesium in it will strengthen your bones.... Wed, 10 Sep 2014 13:37:11 EST Complete vs. Finished. Thank you margemf: <BR> <BR> <BR> People say that there is no difference between ‘finished’ and ‘complete’. <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> I say there is..... <BR> <BR> Marry the right person, and you’re ‘complete’ <BR> <BR> Marry the wrong person, and you’re ‘finished."' <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Persevere <BR> Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance. <BR> <BR> - Samuel Johnson <BR> <BR> Mon, 8 Sep 2014 12:56:07 EST Doctor Visit <BR> <BR> A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. <BR> <BR> The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!." <BR> <BR> The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor." <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Being Courageous <BR> Courage is fear holding on a minute longer. <BR> <BR> - Thomas Fulle... Tue, 2 Sep 2014 09:39:34 EST The Post Office <BR> Change this setting <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. <BR> One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was a... Tue, 26 Aug 2014 13:06:39 EST The Post Office <BR> Change this setting <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. <BR> One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was a... Tue, 26 Aug 2014 13:06:02 EST The 18th Camel.... <BR> <BR> There was a father who left 17 camels as an asset for his three sons. <BR> <BR> When the father passed away, his sons opened up the Will. <BR> <BR> The Will of the father stated that the eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total camels while the middle son should be given 1/3rd (one-third) and the youngest son should be given 1/9th (one-ninth) of the total camels. <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> As it was not possible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the three sons started... Sun, 24 Aug 2014 16:17:00 EST Eye Opener <BR> Ah! Yes, love is blind, and marriage is and eye opener! <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> Heart Break <BR> "Don't cry because it’s over, smile because it happened!" <BR> <BR> Sat, 23 Aug 2014 11:42:07 EST