FLOWERDALEJEWEL's SparkPeople Blog http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal.asp?id=FLOWERDALEJEWEL FLOWERDALEJEWEL's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community SparkPeople.com http://assets2.sparkpeople.com/assets/nav/logo_spark.gif http://www.sparkpeople.com/ Pssst I've Got Some Jokes For You .... Bad Ones!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5801916 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1056475698.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l2093826946.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/1/l2118846976.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/9/l195150811.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/6/l1672776213.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/7/l1733948050.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://... Tue, 21 Oct 2014 06:05:36 EST Cat Man Do Part 56 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5801283 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/2/l329357141.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1870119820.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/7/l972899254.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/6/l1629431063.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l101557599.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/9/l1934541705.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://ph... Mon, 20 Oct 2014 06:32:41 EST Not Now, I Have A Headache!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5800677 Seriously!!! <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/6/0/l604149576.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/2/l725980994.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/9/l299484118.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l2096972673.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/2/l1238233770.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/7/l976561462.jpg"> <BR> <B... Sun, 19 Oct 2014 04:20:47 EST Just One Of Those Days http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5800177 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/9/l491555405.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/4/l1470460575.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/5/l253764952.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1062323122.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/4/l947897271.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/4/l1417516833.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://ph... Sat, 18 Oct 2014 05:42:58 EST Pun Run!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5799664 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/1/l2132809472.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l2017102341.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1580108314.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/4/l1441044256.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/2/l121087326.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/9/l199625819.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://p... Fri, 17 Oct 2014 06:48:36 EST Made Me Laugh Part 22 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5799083 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/0/l909460409.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/0/l705512387.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/6/l460163662.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/2/l1201554347.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/6/8/l686726340.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/2/l427354576.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://phot... Thu, 16 Oct 2014 06:49:17 EST I Didn't Do It!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5798418 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1002631861.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1019867828.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/9/l1984567047.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/8/7/l879533243.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/2/l1299247783.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/3/l737503681.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://p... Wed, 15 Oct 2014 02:44:14 EST Dogday Afternoon Part 6 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5797852 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1075651889.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l188720475.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1597118233.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/2/l1261454249.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l2075075842.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/8/2/l825855037.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://p... Tue, 14 Oct 2014 06:39:35 EST Still Laughing!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5797217 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/3/l1374372771.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/7/l276415447.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/4/l1423444513.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/9/l1914050314.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1826494222.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/5/9/l590023240.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://p... Mon, 13 Oct 2014 05:47:07 EST Made Me Smile 4 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5796664 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/0/l3050084.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/4/l1451695264.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/6/l36202978.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1545836315.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/1/l219253338.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/9/l1904583946.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photo... Sun, 12 Oct 2014 06:44:05 EST Bird Brains!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5796183 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/6/8/l687973700.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/5/0/l502231756.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1818718862.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/2/l726705474.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1540813468.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/1/l319210453.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://pho... Sat, 11 Oct 2014 06:33:01 EST It's Raining Cats and Dogs Part 46 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5795636 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1844385549.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l2088596098.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/1/l311421397.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1574171290.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l2061116675.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/5/1/l513786828.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://p... Fri, 10 Oct 2014 06:15:31 EST You Can Dance If You Want To!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5795044 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/6/l166304988.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1588160921.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/6/l1667351446.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/1/l1141851054.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1089509169.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/7/l774772544.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://p... Thu, 9 Oct 2014 06:04:59 EST Made Me Smile 3 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5794453 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1803010959.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/7/l1749486098.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/4/l1410298530.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/6/l1610520344.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/1/l419994832.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/4/l1496884510.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://... Wed, 8 Oct 2014 06:06:57 EST Cat Man Do Part 55 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5793818 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1539056924.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/2/l22386531.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/3/l1308869542.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/1/l1149858478.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/9/l1925548553.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1872536844.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://p... Tue, 7 Oct 2014 04:14:55 EST Take Two Pills And Call Me In The Morning!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5793178 <BR> <BR> A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.” <BR> <BR> “Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested. <BR> <BR> The next week, John is much happier. “The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!” he told his pal. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine!” <BR> <BR> “What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend. <BR> <BR> “I don’... Mon, 6 Oct 2014 06:02:50 EST Engrish 101 Part 17 ..... Say What???? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5792628 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/2/l1232282922.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1589545497.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/3/l731351618.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l2008466310.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/3/l439854415.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/2/l722474818.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://ph... Sun, 5 Oct 2014 07:30:43 EST Fowl Play!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5792075 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/7/l1740580114.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1804117263.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1863959436.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/4/l140351325.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/6/l1614645784.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1880525324.jpg">... Sat, 4 Oct 2014 06:17:48 EST Randy! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5791571 <BR> <BR> A farmer buys a rooster to service his 200 hens. When he gets the rooster into the barnyard, he tells him, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Have fun, but take your time." <BR> <BR> The farmer points him toward the hen house and the rooster takes off like a shot. <BR> <BR> WHAM! Randy nails every hen in the hen house, three or four times. Randy runs out and sees a flock of geese down by the lake... Fri, 3 Oct 2014 08:20:14 EST Made Me Smile 2 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5790878 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/3/l93489760.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/3/l935201848.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1036501939.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/5/6/l56947425.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/2/l1270322984.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/3/l1392839202.jpg"> <BR... Thu, 2 Oct 2014 06:10:16 EST Mine's Bigger Than Yours http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5790232 <BR> <BR> This is an oldie but a goodie <BR> <BR> <BR> A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. <BR> <BR> The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". <BR> <BR> Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows". <BR> <B... Wed, 1 Oct 2014 08:03:31 EST Animal Antics Part 38 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5789523 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l105104351.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/6/l461140686.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/1/l1106446896.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/8/l489032269.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l2007396998.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/6/4/l647119814.jpg"> <B... Tue, 30 Sep 2014 07:00:07 EST Cat Man Do Part 54 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5788848 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/9/l295733846.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/2/l1297717031.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/0/l409933649.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l2092211330.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/6/7/l678365764.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/1/l1163004461.jpg"> <... Mon, 29 Sep 2014 07:09:49 EST Dogday Afternoon Part 5 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5788239 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1031473715.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/1/l11498211.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/3/l338499412.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1857614477.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/2/l1268589864.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/5/l959449655.jpg"> <B... Sun, 28 Sep 2014 07:18:10 EST Keep The Tip (Sorry I Couldn't Help It!!) http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5787769 <BR> <BR> The Emperor of Japan advertises for a new bodyguard. Three swordsmen apply: one is Japanese, one is Chinese, and one is Jewish. <BR> <BR> To test him, the Emperor lets a fly loose in the room and tells the Chinese swordsman to kill it. The Chinese swordsman sweeps down his blade and chops the fly in two. <BR> <BR> The Japanese swordsman is given the same test. He swings his sword twice and manages to cut the fly into quarters before it hits the ground. <BR> <BR> The Je... Sat, 27 Sep 2014 08:03:23 EST Bumper Stickers http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5787171 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/3/l1345791269.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/5/7/l579937609.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/7/l1703578132.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/5/9/l595862856.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/5/2/l526261451.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/6/9/l692690115.jpg"> <B... Fri, 26 Sep 2014 06:36:06 EST Made Me Smile http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5786547 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1856006541.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l15133155.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l2004034822.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/7/l1726351891.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/3/l931236408.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/1/l2107869697.jpg"> <... Thu, 25 Sep 2014 05:46:17 EST Stupid Signs Part 2 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5785943 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1583248026.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/2/l1291258407.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/6/l1628801559.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1527912220.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/3/l1312516518.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/7/l372738642.jpg">... Wed, 24 Sep 2014 07:12:46 EST Moving Tips!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5785299 <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1859790093.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/7/l479599821.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/1/l117982174.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/4/l1431520161.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/2/l1259455401.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/... Tue, 23 Sep 2014 08:00:20 EST I Dream of Genie? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5784535 <BR> <BR> Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish. <BR> <BR> Without giving much thought to the matter, the lamp finder blurts out, "Turn the entire ocean into Beer!" <BR> <BR> The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer. <BR> <BR> The genie disappears and only the ... Mon, 22 Sep 2014 07:08:49 EST Running With The Bulls!!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5783870 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1858368141.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/2/l928465848.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1560789915.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/2/l1241400234.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/2/l925594296.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l2083877506.jpg"> ... Sun, 21 Sep 2014 06:35:43 EST Caturday Part 7 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5783329 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1057430706.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/1/l711461443.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/1/l1187115692.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/9/l491889997.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l2090145538.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l2035249796.jpg"> ... Sat, 20 Sep 2014 05:20:22 EST It's Raining Cats and Dogs Part 45 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5782792 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/6/l768641600.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/9/l1964864136.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/6/l1640428183.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/6/l1605575960.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1807555727.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1847006989.jpg">... Fri, 19 Sep 2014 07:53:05 EST Nope!! Not Eating This!!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5782118 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/0/l905823161.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/4/l1448100768.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/6/l267527511.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1831537166.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/6/3/l636753734.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l20968163.jpg"> <BR... Thu, 18 Sep 2014 07:17:26 EST Made Me Laugh Part 2 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5781378 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/1/l2119502336.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/1/l918751801.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/3/l1325143846.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/8/l78318176.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1599998489.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1888524043.jpg"> <... Wed, 17 Sep 2014 05:25:19 EST Tit For Tat! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5780760 <BR> An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. <BR> <BR> The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. <BR> <BR> The American snapped his gum and said, "You Australian folk eat the whole bread?" <BR> <BR> The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course." <BR> <BR> The American blew a huge bubble... Tue, 16 Sep 2014 06:23:29 EST Stupid Signs http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5780054 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/4/l749079105.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1577978394.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l207722330.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1043663411.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/6/l1684572693.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/2/l227052121.jpg"> <... Mon, 15 Sep 2014 05:41:50 EST Pastor Flaps (For Broadminded People) http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5779497 <BR> <BR> There is a new pastor in town by the name of Pastor Flaps. He is very anti alcohol so bases most of his sermons on its evils. He preaches at mass on Saturday night and does the whole number of how bad drink is for you etc. <BR> <BR> The congregation leaves after the service and he is left cleaning up the church. When he finishes he is heading home. <BR> <BR> He walks pass the front bar of the pub and there to his amazement sits Old Mary on a bar stool. She is absolutely blind d... Sun, 14 Sep 2014 07:14:49 EST A Little Bit Of This, A Little Bit Of That Part 24 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5778943 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/1/l412748369.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1023341236.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/6/l1691838868.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/8/l786580415.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/5/7/l572343241.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/9/l798442430.jpg"> <B... Sat, 13 Sep 2014 05:58:52 EST 9/11 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5778309 <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/6/5/l655985221.jpg"> Fri, 12 Sep 2014 02:11:01 EST Military Geniuses http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5777692 <BR> Two good old boys, Mick & Paddy, have been promoted from privates to Lance Corporals. <BR> <BR> Not long afterward, they're out for a walk and Mick says, "Hey, Paddy, there's the NCO Club; let's you and me step in." <BR> <BR> "But we’re only privates," protests Paddy. <BR> <BR> "We’re Lance Corporals now," says Mick, pointing to his stripe and pulling him inside. "Now, Paddy, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink." <BR> <BR> "But we're privates," says Paddy. <BR> <BR> "You blind... Thu, 11 Sep 2014 05:59:33 EST Gimme An Angle!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5777055 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/5/2/l523301579.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/3/l938976568.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/8/l382134738.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/3/l1393717922.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/6/0/l604641096.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/7/l1715946387.jpg"> <B... Wed, 10 Sep 2014 07:25:44 EST Dog Crimes http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5776344 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/1/l1137812782.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/3/l730360258.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/7/l1777473296.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/0/l903547450.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/4/l1480690206.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/2/l328082773.jpg"> <... Tue, 9 Sep 2014 07:19:35 EST The Cross Eyed Bull http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5775686 <BR> Farmer Brown, from Minnesota, had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was disconcerting, because he knew he couldn't get huge stud fees for a defective bull. He called the local vet who came right over. The vet assured him he could solve the problem. <BR> <BR> "Farmer Brown, you stand in front of the bull and watch his eyes. I will insert this straw into the bull's rectum and blow. When the eyes uncross, yell stop." <... Mon, 8 Sep 2014 08:33:26 EST Telling It Like It Is (must have an open mind) http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5774974 <BR> <BR> An Airline starts a new concept... Chef on Board. This demanding passenger walks into a plane and tells the hostess, "Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. <BR> <BR> "Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. <BR> <BR> "And while you're at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove." <BR> <BR> The hostess took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the... Sun, 7 Sep 2014 06:45:07 EST Animal Antics Part 37 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5774388 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/8/7/l877300283.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1572480282.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/3/l33571810.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/7/l1784125200.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/6/l1627124375.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1088431409.jpg"> <... Sat, 6 Sep 2014 07:10:22 EST Engrish 101 Part 16 ..... Say What???? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5773747 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/6/2/l627615046.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/2/l1248797993.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/8/l788818367.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1056056626.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/6/l1687876245.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/3/l23753443.jpg"> <B... Fri, 5 Sep 2014 05:46:24 EST Growing Old, What Can I Say? http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5773091 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/5/l354454099.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/7/l1719441171.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/4/l947415479.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/4/l446797647.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/2/l129745886.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/3/l731482690.jpg"> <BR... Thu, 4 Sep 2014 06:30:12 EST Just For Fun 2 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5772393 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1562178203.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/3/l1399341986.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/7/l1777025936.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l2066039683.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/3/l233805657.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/4/l344164948.jpg"> ... Wed, 3 Sep 2014 06:47:39 EST A Little Bit Of This, A Little Bit Of That Part 23 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5771663 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/1/l1111919152.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/9/l994994613.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/9/l297213142.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/4/l943813304.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/3/l332925524.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/7/l1764419985.jpg"> <B... Tue, 2 Sep 2014 07:40:59 EST