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Mon, 12 Oct 2015 06:57:12 EST 10-11-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6013014 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/fe681c42-005d-4fb2-a083-0a2962576575.jpg"> Sun, 11 Oct 2015 07:08:06 EST 10-10-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6012515 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/64db307c-25b6-48f5-9e35-fe116ccd0b78.jpg"> Sat, 10 Oct 2015 07:22:46 EST 10-09-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6012009 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/51c93ac0-cee9-4322-a428-06b82d172eb7.jpg"> Fri, 9 Oct 2015 07:01:12 EST 10-08-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6011426 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/458a90a5-5447-4418-ba8c-da9c140edaa0.jpg"> Thu, 8 Oct 2015 06:48:06 EST 10-07-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6010803 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/7bab36ca-852f-429e-890b-21d258ae4022.jpg"> Wed, 7 Oct 2015 06:08:16 EST 10-06-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6010191 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/1b2c61f7-03e8-49af-a56d-9bcbb58a1725.jpg"> Tue, 6 Oct 2015 05:20:14 EST 10-05-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6009531 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/eb2fd778-0de7-414b-945f-cd5cc20b6bf5.jpg"> Mon, 5 Oct 2015 06:50:18 EST 10-04-2015 - JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6008940 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/db111dca-f9d5-4a93-8812-b2f644160056.jpg"> Sun, 4 Oct 2015 07:15:21 EST 10-03-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY & CANDY FACTS http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6008396 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/4fe8823f-2402-419e-8d2a-64d52c56d3a9.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Whether you're a fan of chocolate, peanut butter or fruity flavors, there's a type of candy to satisfy nearly any sweet tooth. Enjoy these tasty tidbits about some famous candy brands: <BR> <BR> Tootsie Rolls. Ever since 1896, when Tootsie Rolls were invented by Austrian immigrant Leo Hirschfeld, every batch of this chewy, chocolaty candy includes some of the previous day's batch. Inspired ... Sat, 3 Oct 2015 06:44:34 EST 10-02-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6007831 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/0b5693da-28a3-4326-b9ea-91ce74e10d34.gif"> Fri, 2 Oct 2015 06:53:34 EST 10-01-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6007213 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/18f7506e-13af-4937-82d4-28d047afa3aa.jpg"> Thu, 1 Oct 2015 07:30:19 EST 09-30-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6006623 This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. Wed, 30 Sep 2015 07:22:04 EST 09-29-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6005959 I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. <em>67</em> Tue, 29 Sep 2015 05:28:36 EST 09-28-2015-Pictures of the Eclipse of the Moon http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6005402 My sister in Delaware took this shots: <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/1ba2a3e4-dc7e-44e1-9518-33d75d18d4e6.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/4cef17ba-22cf-4402-9677-d885836a0ad9.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/7410365d-aeaf-4f6a-89bb-b0a863ddc314.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/7ce62824-beb3-4600-94cc-f53d0d4cecab.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpe... Mon, 28 Sep 2015 08:32:55 EST 09-28-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6005344 How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. <em>254</em> Mon, 28 Sep 2015 06:58:20 EST 09-27-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6004785 I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime. Sun, 27 Sep 2015 07:28:43 EST 09-26-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6004268 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/612c6a65-5ab5-49dd-b406-fe1273149e66.jpg"> Sat, 26 Sep 2015 06:59:01 EST 09-25-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6003691 A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. Fri, 25 Sep 2015 06:38:21 EST 09-24-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6003129 Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. Thu, 24 Sep 2015 07:23:52 EST 09-23-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6002492 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/1e5319f4-a937-439a-b865-1b81fc7fbb54.jpg"> Wed, 23 Sep 2015 06:14:37 EST 09-22-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6001883 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/412bf19a-4bca-4822-84a7-a6d94ed9c27e.jpg"> Tue, 22 Sep 2015 07:04:49 EST 09-21-2015 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6001188 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/6c5d6630-7961-4c00-82c9-aa3e77664743.jpg"> Mon, 21 Sep 2015 04:58:59 EST 09-20-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6000637 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/14253981-12c1-4906-9fec-dea782a8c0b2.jpg"> Sun, 20 Sep 2015 08:08:00 EST 09-19-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6000081 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/da4bbe26-8ecd-4094-8efb-2d2756ea003d.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Yup - I'm afraid this is the wave of the future! <em>198</em> <em>246</em> Sat, 19 Sep 2015 06:55:04 EST 09-18-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5999516 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/7f920bf1-f5c9-4124-9702-5f59309e1b85.jpg"> Fri, 18 Sep 2015 06:34:35 EST 09-17-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5998966 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/d377e5ec-fbee-4922-9117-90c865aaafeb.jpg"> Thu, 17 Sep 2015 06:49:26 EST 09-16-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5998358 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/17d856ab-f778-421a-83c1-fb1fd84690ff.jpg"> Wed, 16 Sep 2015 07:03:14 EST These are simply hysterical http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5997740 http://mentalfloss.com/article/68266/all-5<BR>0-states-reimagined-food-puns <BR> <BR> (Sorry, you'll have to cut and paste the link) Tue, 15 Sep 2015 07:54:12 EST 09-15-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5997704 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/ca39eaf2-ecc2-4058-8e17-fdc0ba2141e5.jpg"> Tue, 15 Sep 2015 06:47:56 EST 09-14-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5997047 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/d6209273-244c-4ec0-ab6d-76c2b8c65a7e.jpg"> Mon, 14 Sep 2015 07:00:57 EST 09-13-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5996445 <img src="http://photosaws.sparkpeople.com/guid/a7fa68a6-b6f9-4405-af3e-be7194d0662f.jpg"> Sun, 13 Sep 2015 07:32:25 EST Message Board Post http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5995913 I posted a fun topic (Time Travel) in the SparkPeople Message Boards under Game Room. Check it out! <BR> <BR> <em>213</em> <em>100</em> <em>20</em> Sat, 12 Sep 2015 09:03:06 EST 09-12-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5995852 All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. Sat, 12 Sep 2015 06:57:57 EST 09-11-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5995278 A well-educated friend of mine with three advanced degrees can say “I’m unemployed” in six languages. Fri, 11 Sep 2015 07:50:45 EST 09-10-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5994583 If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid, is it? Thu, 10 Sep 2015 06:40:35 EST 09-09-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5993905 Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside. <em>198</em> Wed, 9 Sep 2015 06:59:04 EST 09-08-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5993196 Nostalgia ain't what it used to be. Tue, 8 Sep 2015 06:48:10 EST 09-07-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5992504 What if there were no hypothetical situations? Mon, 7 Sep 2015 06:59:24 EST 09-06-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5991888 What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? -- You look a little pail! Sun, 6 Sep 2015 07:27:44 EST 09-05-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5991343 I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early. Sat, 5 Sep 2015 07:30:24 EST 09-04-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5990781 Granddad, what's the best thing about being 100? -- No peer pressure. Fri, 4 Sep 2015 08:02:28 EST 09-04-2015-Thought for the Day http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5990778 "When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves." <BR> <BR> —Viktor E. Frankl <BR> Fri, 4 Sep 2015 07:58:26 EST 09-03-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5990077 JOKE OF THE DAY-Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute. Thu, 3 Sep 2015 07:08:36 EST 09-03-2015 http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5990075 "I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination." - Jimmy Dean Thu, 3 Sep 2015 07:07:20 EST 09-02-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5989368 What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how everything works. <BR> <BR> <em>104</em> Here's to woman power! Wed, 2 Sep 2015 07:20:50 EST 09/01/2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5988589 How do males exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. Tue, 1 Sep 2015 07:21:09 EST 08-31-3015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5987845 How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? -- Shine a light into her ear. Mon, 31 Aug 2015 06:43:47 EST 08-30-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5987214 Irish diplomacy - the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way they'll look forward to the trip. Sun, 30 Aug 2015 06:49:57 EST 08-29-2015-JOKE OF THE DAY http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5986701 When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday! <BR> <BR> (I know today is Saturday! Please pretend I posted this joke yesterday!) Sat, 29 Aug 2015 07:19:17 EST