EHLIFESSHORT's SparkPeople Blog EHLIFESSHORT's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community Am I!!! <img src=""> Tue, 19 Aug 2014 22:41:29 EST Sheesh!!! <img src=""> Mon, 18 Aug 2014 19:01:42 EST What!!! <img src=""> Sat, 16 Aug 2014 23:46:26 EST Now!!! <img src=""> Thu, 14 Aug 2014 20:29:36 EST WHAT!!! <img src=""> Wed, 13 Aug 2014 20:40:06 EST Always Wear Underwear!!! Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the local paper comes this story of a Brisbane couple who drove their car to the shopping centre, only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. <BR> The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. <BR> Unfortunately, although t... Tue, 12 Aug 2014 19:28:21 EST I say!!! <img src=""> Mon, 11 Aug 2014 19:23:17 EST OMG!!! <img src=""> Sun, 10 Aug 2014 20:32:36 EST !!! <img src=""> Sat, 9 Aug 2014 21:59:17 EST I love fishing!!! <img src=""> Fri, 8 Aug 2014 22:56:39 EST Well!!! <img src=""> Thu, 7 Aug 2014 22:44:18 EST MY!!! <img src=""> <BR> <BR> Just sayin Tue, 5 Aug 2014 20:51:28 EST Oooohhh!!! <img src=""> Mon, 4 Aug 2014 22:36:51 EST Oh!!! <img src=""> Fri, 1 Aug 2014 21:16:37 EST I know!!! <img src=""> Thu, 31 Jul 2014 22:02:00 EST Okay, so!!! <img src=""> Wed, 30 Jul 2014 23:21:18 EST Lots of!!! <img src=""> Tue, 29 Jul 2014 20:15:22 EST Soda Pop!!! Soda Pop Blonde <BR> A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can. <BR> Curious, he asks her what she's doing. <BR> "Don't you know! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom." <BR> Sun, 27 Jul 2014 19:08:22 EST Did you know!!! <img src=""> Sat, 26 Jul 2014 19:35:36 EST Yes!!! <img src=""> Fri, 25 Jul 2014 21:33:40 EST Hi!!! <img src=""> Thu, 24 Jul 2014 22:20:50 EST Always!!! <img src=""> Wed, 23 Jul 2014 21:42:05 EST 20/20!!! <img src=""> Tue, 22 Jul 2014 23:14:25 EST I'm closer to my goal cause I!!! <img src=""> Mon, 21 Jul 2014 22:05:41 EST Holie!!! Taking a nap is always so when will I wake up? <BR> In thirty seconds? In thirty minutes? In 3 hours?? No one can be sure... <BR> <BR> <img src=""> <BR> Sun, 20 Jul 2014 22:02:29 EST HUZZAH!!! <img src=""> Fri, 18 Jul 2014 21:53:15 EST Yup!!! <img src=""> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 17 Jul 2014 23:36:13 EST Yesss!!! <img src=""> Wed, 16 Jul 2014 18:15:52 EST K!!! <img src=""> Tue, 15 Jul 2014 13:17:55 EST If your!!! If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to being a mermaid, so who's the real winner here? <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 13 Jul 2014 01:39:21 EST Cause meditation or karma!!! <img src=""> Fri, 11 Jul 2014 00:25:59 EST I Love!!! <img src=""> Tue, 8 Jul 2014 18:48:59 EST One Day!!! <img src=""> Mon, 7 Jul 2014 23:45:32 EST Hey!!! Scientists, you gave us Viagra, Cialis and Levitra. How about you stop playing with your d^cks and give us something for cancer? <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 6 Jul 2014 23:09:31 EST I woke!!! I woke up to drink some water in the middle of the night and I accidentally ate a whole pizza and a cheesecake. <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Fri, 4 Jul 2014 23:41:20 EST Anyway!!! I'm glad I don' have a thigh gap. <BR> I almost dropped my phone into the toilet eh but I caught it with thunder and lightning. <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 3 Jul 2014 19:07:02 EST I've never!!! I've never been to jail but I did get stuck in a pair of skinny jeans at Old Navy once. <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Wed, 2 Jul 2014 21:50:09 EST Yes!!! <img src=""> Tue, 1 Jul 2014 22:23:36 EST Ya, well!!! <img src=""> Mon, 30 Jun 2014 21:55:37 EST Wouldn't it!!! Wouldn't it be cool if you heard a thunder bug a few seconds after you saw a lightning bug? <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 29 Jun 2014 00:42:39 EST Eh I've yet!!! I’ve yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, mo system... <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Thu, 26 Jun 2014 19:48:20 EST What!!! <img src=""> Sat, 21 Jun 2014 19:24:03 EST Yeah!!! <img src=""> Thu, 19 Jun 2014 23:50:50 EST Excuse me?!!! So you mean to tell me that a stress ball ISN'T for throwing at people who stress you out? <BR> <BR> Wed, 18 Jun 2014 23:50:20 EST Well!!! I don't see any reason why boxed wine shouldn’t come with a little straw stuck to the side...just sayin' <BR> <BR> Mon, 16 Jun 2014 23:34:04 EST HEHEHE!!! I always giggle when I see women wearing pink camouflage. <BR> Where are they hiding? <BR> Candyland? <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sat, 14 Jun 2014 19:29:53 EST Well that explains it!!! <img src=""> <BR> <BR> Just saying Thu, 12 Jun 2014 23:03:24 EST Eh, okay!!! Okay, so I've never been skydiving but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast! <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Tue, 10 Jun 2014 23:53:15 EST I stay!!! <img src=""> Tue, 27 May 2014 21:35:53 EST Instant feel good!!! Do like me. I put a bumper sticker that says "Honk If You Think I'm Sexy" on my car...then I wait at green lights until I feel better about myself... <BR> <BR> <img src=""> Sun, 25 May 2014 21:37:14 EST