EHLIFESSHORT's SparkPeople Blog http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal.asp?id=EHLIFESSHORT EHLIFESSHORT's Blog on SparkPeople, home of free diet plans and a healthy living community SparkPeople.com http://assets2.sparkpeople.com/assets/nav/logo_spark.gif http://www.sparkpeople.com/ If your!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5737648 If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to being a mermaid, so who's the real winner here? <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/0/l2047314436.jpg"> Sun, 13 Jul 2014 01:39:21 EST Cause meditation or karma!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5736409 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/1/l411560145.jpg"> Fri, 11 Jul 2014 00:25:59 EST I Love!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5734774 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/1/l1163961645.jpg"> Tue, 8 Jul 2014 18:48:59 EST One Day!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5734203 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/5/l955544247.jpg"> Mon, 7 Jul 2014 23:45:32 EST Hey!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5733422 Scientists, you gave us Viagra, Cialis and Levitra. How about you stop playing with your d^cks and give us something for cancer? <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/1/l1124174383.jpg"> Sun, 6 Jul 2014 23:09:31 EST I woke!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5732223 I woke up to drink some water in the middle of the night and I accidentally ate a whole pizza and a cheesecake. <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1525680668.jpg"> Fri, 4 Jul 2014 23:41:20 EST Anyway!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5731477 I'm glad I don' have a thigh gap. <BR> I almost dropped my phone into the toilet eh but I caught it with thunder and lightning. <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1044030771.jpg"> Thu, 3 Jul 2014 19:07:02 EST I've never!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5730891 I've never been to jail but I did get stuck in a pair of skinny jeans at Old Navy once. <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/3/l231789401.jpg"> Wed, 2 Jul 2014 21:50:09 EST Yes!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5730155 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/4/l1408004770.jpg"> Tue, 1 Jul 2014 22:23:36 EST Ya, well!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5729390 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/7/l17140323.jpg"> Mon, 30 Jun 2014 21:55:37 EST Wouldn't it!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5728080 Wouldn't it be cool if you heard a thunder bug a few seconds after you saw a lightning bug? <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/2/1/l2145487359.jpg"> Sun, 29 Jun 2014 00:42:39 EST Eh I've yet!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5726602 I’ve yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, mo system... <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1592542105.jpg"> Thu, 26 Jun 2014 19:48:20 EST What!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5722982 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/8/l984491318.jpg"> Sat, 21 Jun 2014 19:24:03 EST Yeah!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5721756 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/6/5/l658719685.jpg"> Thu, 19 Jun 2014 23:50:50 EST Excuse me?!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5721032 So you mean to tell me that a stress ball ISN'T for throwing at people who stress you out? <BR> <BR> Wed, 18 Jun 2014 23:50:20 EST Well!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5719474 I don't see any reason why boxed wine shouldn’t come with a little straw stuck to the side...just sayin' <BR> <BR> Mon, 16 Jun 2014 23:34:04 EST HEHEHE!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5718035 I always giggle when I see women wearing pink camouflage. <BR> Where are they hiding? <BR> Candyland? <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/1/l318941269.jpg"> Sat, 14 Jun 2014 19:29:53 EST Well that explains it!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5716838 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/7/l1757415953.jpg"> <BR> <BR> Just saying Thu, 12 Jun 2014 23:03:24 EST Eh, okay!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5715357 Okay, so I've never been skydiving but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast! <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1813358607.jpg"> Tue, 10 Jun 2014 23:53:15 EST I stay!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5704706 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l102822623.jpg"> Tue, 27 May 2014 21:35:53 EST Instant feel good!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5703075 Do like me. I put a bumper sticker that says "Honk If You Think I'm Sexy" on my car...then I wait at green lights until I feel better about myself... <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1805919503.jpg"> Sun, 25 May 2014 21:37:14 EST Ya that's!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5701058 Great...another fine day ruined by responsibility... <BR> <BR> <em>211</em> Thu, 22 May 2014 21:36:27 EST Eh my face!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5699494 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/9/l494858957.jpg"> Tue, 20 May 2014 20:07:11 EST Ummm!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5697985 Ummm...why would a woman come with instructions? Have you ever seen a man read instructions??? <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/5/l955910711.jpg"> Sun, 18 May 2014 23:04:52 EST One day!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5696626 One day my fridge will take revenge on me by opening my bedroom door every half hour, staring at me for a few minutes and then leaving.... <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/1/l113722335.jpg"> Fri, 16 May 2014 20:29:29 EST When a!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5696010 When a women wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally, <BR> <BR> Ever wonder why? <BR> <BR> Duh, She smells like a new truck. <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/4/l346953556.jpg"> Thu, 15 May 2014 22:58:36 EST Relationship status!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5695212 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/3/l1389209635.jpg"> Wed, 14 May 2014 21:03:17 EST Found!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5694407 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/3/4/l346518228.jpg"> Tue, 13 May 2014 20:37:34 EST Ya, well!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5693731 Sometimes, <BR> late at night, <BR> I like to dig a hole in the backyard to keep my nosy neighbors guessing! <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/9/l1925989257.jpg"> Mon, 12 May 2014 21:51:59 EST Well, now!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5692773 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/9/l1935903241.jpg"> Sun, 11 May 2014 18:33:56 EST Life isn't a!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5692314 Life isn't a fairy tale. It's a fill-in-the-blank-choose-your-own-adventur<BR>e-scratch & sniff-colouring-book with missing pages and random highlighted passages that make no sense to anyone but the author... <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/9/l195988059.jpg"> Sat, 10 May 2014 23:56:26 EST People!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5691488 People think I'm crazy because I talk to my dog. What am I supposed to do? Just ignore him when he asks me a question? <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/1/l1148512686.jpg"> Fri, 9 May 2014 18:30:43 EST Forget!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5690872 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/3/l738764865.jpg"> Thu, 8 May 2014 21:40:54 EST When I see!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5690111 When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date. <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/0/l402885201.jpg"> <BR> ("I wish they'd leave us out of their sordid affairs!") Wed, 7 May 2014 22:16:12 EST Somebody just!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5688340 Somebody just gave me a free air guitar..... No strings attached <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/3/l93555296.jpg"> Mon, 5 May 2014 20:20:01 EST At the!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5687417 At the end of each day, life should ask us, 'Do you want to save the changes?' <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/8/1/l819865661.jpg"> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/9/l499190349.jpg"> Sun, 4 May 2014 19:24:37 EST No!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5686731 No worries...your secret is safe with me. I wasn't listening anyway... <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/7/l471942094.jpg"> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/5/1/l512756300.jpg"> Sat, 3 May 2014 21:34:54 EST Have you noticed!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5686098 Have you noticed that men are sort of like puppies? They're excited to see us and they have no idea what we're mad about... <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/6/l962595383.jpg"> Fri, 2 May 2014 23:03:16 EST Women's!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5685258 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1014273844.jpg"> Thu, 1 May 2014 21:14:11 EST Those!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5684325 Those amazing eyes…Those kissable lips…That great smile…That sexy walk…That sultry talk...That’s enough about me. How are you? <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/9/0/l90270176.jpg"> Wed, 30 Apr 2014 20:23:05 EST Ya!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5682212 Calories? I think you mean delicious points! <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/1/l1163374509.jpg"> Mon, 28 Apr 2014 09:26:42 EST Relax!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5681843 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/6/l165991260.jpg"> Sun, 27 Apr 2014 19:25:18 EST Eh if!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5680894 If history repeats itself then I am SO getting a dinosaur... <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1004414261.jpg" Sat, 26 Apr 2014 11:50:19 EST 3 out of 4!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5680465 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/5/l1523000604.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/2/l72217313.jpg"> Fri, 25 Apr 2014 19:18:46 EST Chick magnet!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5679585 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/9/l1924762121.jpg"> Thu, 24 Apr 2014 15:13:46 EST This!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5678764 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/0/l1025713460.jpg"> <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/8/l1868212236.jpg"> Wed, 23 Apr 2014 14:14:16 EST I got!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5676722 I got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. <BR> Apparently security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!" <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/1/2/l12052963.jpg"> Mon, 21 Apr 2014 00:37:13 EST OHHHHH!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5675911 <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/7/3/l738404417.jpg"> Sat, 19 Apr 2014 19:58:34 EST If a man!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5675378 If a man can't make your panties wet, <BR> either through laughin' or lovin', <BR> there's no sense in keepin' him around! <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/5/l451578447.jpg"> Fri, 18 Apr 2014 22:40:38 EST A Guy!!! http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5674636 A guy broke into my apartment last week. <BR> He didn't take the TV, just the remote. <BR> Now he drives by and changes the channels. <BR> Sick Beastard!!! <BR> <BR> <img src="http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/6/l467825358.jpg"> Thu, 17 Apr 2014 21:22:43 EST