Friday, February 08, 2008
Aunt Sadie is on her way! I know it, I just know it, cause I want to eat everything in sight! It's going to be a LONG weekend! I think I will just sleep, I don't eat when I sleep, well obviously. I think if sleeping was an Olympic event, I would win a gold metal every time. I'm really good at it! I think it's going to come down to lots of napping or lots of snacking and I don't want to snack. PMS I curse you! PMS I bind you from doing harm to me! (I watched The Craft last night, can you tell) Someone needs to really invent that gum that taste like a complete meal on Willie Wonka, just fix that kink with the blueberry pie. (Damn I'm watching to much TV, probably explains a lot about the size of my ass) Okay, I'm a little neurotic at this point, jumping from sleep to the Olympics, to Witch Craft, to Willie Wonka, clearly I'm in full PMS mode.......GOD HELP ME!