Tuesday, September 02, 2014
Hey, Hey you. Yeah, you. Get in your car and come to me.That's right. Tell the girl two double cheeseburgers and 10 mcnuggets. Go ahead. There.. see? Not so hard right?
Stomach: Oh, human. What have you done to me? Just 20 minutes and now I am dying. You feed me Hardee's cinnamon pull aparts and a large hash round for breakfast..and now this? This....POISON!? Thought what we had was love...
Brain: Oh shut up you. She only does what I tell her to do!
Body: Shush, She worked out yesterday. Perhaps she will do it again today to fix this disaster.
Brain: You think just because I tell her she should work out, she will actually listen to YOU? Look at you, abs sore, knees in pain. Not to mention her feet pain over the past 2 years. Ha! You actually think she will work out? Not a chance. I've got this.
Stomach: JUST FEED ME A SALAD FOR DINNER. And tell her to stop drinking wine! Poor Kidney and Liver.
Liver: I'm still getting through it!
Kidney: Owwwwwwww. She needs to quit drinking that every night!
Brain: Shush. It's one glass.
Stomach: TO THE RIM! That is such inappropriateness!
Brain: I SAID HUSH YOU!!! Or she shall eat pasta and ice cream tonight!
Stomach: I cannot do that! I cannot bear! She must lose weight..she must!
Brain: Hahahaha And I make her feel bad and horrible when she doesn't or if she gains.
Stomach: And then she punishes me, punishes me with so many horrible things!
Body: Oh, this rubbage hanging off is just retched! Goodness, when will she pick up a healthy lifestyle for good!?
Brain: When she's dead.
Well.....when you put how your body speaks to each part, it sort of motivates you. If not the little minions walking around on this planet that people seem to enjoy creating. Hush, they cry too much. If our body speaks to each part as if they had conversations, what would your parts say? I confessed mine for just today..and it's almost 2 PM. I won't lie, I really do feel like crap. Tired, sluggish...and I feel a headache coming on. Oh, why do I go back to fast food occasionally? WHY OH WHY!
While I am fighting myself on getting up and walking on the treadmill and doing some aerobic work outs, I am also fighting time. Because I cannot work out when my mom is home, that's just awkward. So I like to do it before she gets home. I also have homework to accomplish..and chores. So, in 2 hours she will be home..and here I am watching Netflix all day, my last day off and probably so until I quit my retched job.
So! Here's to picking up today and ending it with a decency in mind.