Thursday, June 05, 2014
Three leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Coors orders a Coors. When it is Guinness turn to order he orders a soda. "Why didn't you order a Guinness?" "Nah" Guinness replies. "If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I."