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Ten things you can learn from me-

Wednesday, June 04, 2014

1. don't use muscle rub before going number 2.
2. don't spin around while blinking fast, then stop quick and shut eyes hard.
3. protein powder and applesauce. not a good mix
4. no matter how good the chips are, tuna and peanut butter are not a good dip
5. do not drop your pants in public to win a whitest butt contest, even if you win
6. getting lost while running a race through the woods is not smart
7. low level corporate managers are under paid and over worked
8. not every girl "digs me"
9. it's OK to show off your body, but only in your own mirror
10 muscle rub before going number 1, really bad- yee-ouch!

So, how many have you done?
Me- all of them!

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
TIME-4-TINA 6/16/2014 7:43AM

    Hi, stumbled upon your blog. You look like my kind of spark friend. so I'm adding you!

So, I guess I should confess, I've done all of these things, multiple times in fact. Except for #8. "Everyone digs me"!!

Looking forward to hearing more shenanigan's from you!

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SQUIRRELLYONE 6/12/2014 4:04PM

    LOL I have a friend who got lost running a marathon and did almost another 1/2 race as he ended up back at the start after taking a wrong turn!

Also: This is a good list of things not to do!

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JUJUMILLER 6/8/2014 7:33PM

I have no words!


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TRAVELGRRL 6/7/2014 7:58PM

    Funny! REALLY? A WHITEST BUTT contest????

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SUEPERWOMAN 6/6/2014 7:57PM

I've done none of these but my own list is as long as can be :-)

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ANDREAG89 6/6/2014 6:48PM

    I find myself wanting to ask questions and NOT wanting to ask questions...

Muscle rub, washing hands (apparently not well enough), then rubbing eye...that's fun.

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    lol, great laugh at the end of my Friday workday! Thanks for that, Konrad! :D

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TINAJANE76 6/5/2014 11:33AM

    I think I've done four of these...maybe five...but you have to guess which ones!

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HOLLYS_NEW_LIFE 6/5/2014 10:24AM

    Hahahaha!!!! Peanut butter and tuna fish... WHY would you think that was a good idea?!? Lol!!! PNB on it's own, with almost anything, is delightful, but not tuna! Great list Konrad, thanks for the tips!

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SPUNKYDUCKY 6/5/2014 1:08AM

    lol - you are always amusing.
I have definitely done every bad thing with muscle rub imaginable...I like applesauce...with strawberries. Tuna as a dip - at what point did this seem like a good idea and I am sorry but you are wrong - Peanut butter is actually good for everything...

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