Wednesday, June 04, 2014
1. don't use muscle rub before going number 2.
2. don't spin around while blinking fast, then stop quick and shut eyes hard.
3. protein powder and applesauce. not a good mix
4. no matter how good the chips are, tuna and peanut butter are not a good dip
5. do not drop your pants in public to win a whitest butt contest, even if you win
6. getting lost while running a race through the woods is not smart
7. low level corporate managers are under paid and over worked
8. not every girl "digs me"
9. it's OK to show off your body, but only in your own mirror
10 muscle rub before going number 1, really bad- yee-ouch!
So, how many have you done?
Me- all of them!