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Three Women Are About To Be Executed

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
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PDSLIM 5/11/2014 12:52PM

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MEWHENRYSMAMA 5/10/2014 9:21PM

    I LOVE this one!
I love blonde jokes...and I am a blonde! LOL
Thanks for the smile...
Love,
Mary

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DMEYER4 5/10/2014 9:12PM

  thanks and have a great day

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1CRAZYDOG 5/10/2014 8:34PM

    Uh oh. That wasn't good.

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Have a wonderful Mothers Day.

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And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
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Thanks for the laugh!

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