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THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME.......


Saturday, May 10, 2014






THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME.......

1. My mother taught me about ESP:
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you'll be cold?"

2. My mother taught me about RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me about LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me about FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me about IRONY:
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

8. My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it."

9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

10. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

11. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC:
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

12. My mother taught me about ENVY:
“There are millions of less fortunate kids who don’t have wonderful parents like you do!”

13. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until we get home."

14. My mother taught me about the process of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

15. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE:
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

16. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

17. My mother taught me about HUMOR:
"When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

18. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

19. My mother taught me about my ROOTS:
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

20. My mother taught me about WISDOM:
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

~Author Unknown







LET'S CELEBRATE ALL WOMEN THIS SUNDAY..........
WHETHER YOU ARE A MOTHER OR NOT.............
MAY YOUR DAY BE AS SPECIAL AS YOU ALL ARE TO ME.............
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY EVERYONE....
Thanks for dropping by my blog.........
BLESSINGS AND HUGS..................LITA

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AQUAGIRL08 6/17/2014 9:18PM

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HAWTGRANNY2014 5/24/2014 6:51PM

    wise words and a great tribute to all mothers.

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JUDITH316 5/18/2014 4:50PM

    emoticon a great blog emoticon

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VOLARI52 5/12/2014 9:20AM

    Great blog!

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PUPPIES4ME 5/12/2014 9:00AM

    emoticon Hope your Mother's Day was a great one for you my friend.

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YICHE12 5/12/2014 4:44AM

    That was great! emoticon

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1BOSSMOMMY 5/12/2014 12:25AM

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Thanks I just love your bloggs, they are so uplifting and you put so much thought and effort into making them so enjoyable for the rest of us. Hope your Mother's Day weekend has been a great one.

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HEALTHYNEWPAIGE 5/11/2014 12:56PM

    Loved it!!! Thanks for sharing!! Happy Mother's Day!!! emoticon

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GOANNA2 5/11/2014 9:18AM

    We rock! I hope it was a great day for all women.

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BABYBARNEY 5/11/2014 7:21AM

    I LOVE them all...Happy Mother's Day to you too!!!

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NISSANGIRL 5/11/2014 7:19AM

    emoticon blog! thanks so much for sharing Lita! and Happy Mothers Day! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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NANCYPAT1 5/11/2014 6:36AM

    Thanks for sharing this. It is so true

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AMYISSUCCEEDING 5/11/2014 6:19AM

    Very Nice Poem! Wishing you a Happy Mother's Day!
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DEE107 5/11/2014 12:06AM

    Happy Mothers Day

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IDLETYME 5/10/2014 10:24PM

    These are wonderful! Have a terrific Mother's Day! emoticon

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GLAMNGLOWDIVA 5/10/2014 10:05PM

    This is wonderful! Happy Mother's Day to you!

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AURORADAWN5 5/10/2014 5:06PM

    Thanks for the Mothers' Day smiles Lita, and Happy Mothers Day to you.

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JUDITH316 5/10/2014 4:40PM

    emoticon and Happy Mother's Day to you...God's Blessings on your day!

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JACKIE542 5/10/2014 4:24PM

    Love this. Happy Mother's Day Lita emoticon emoticon emoticon

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Happy Mother's Day!

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WILLOW49 5/10/2014 1:59PM

    What a wonderful blog!

Happy Mother's Day!

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HOPESINGH 5/10/2014 1:28PM

    Nice poem. emoticon emoticon

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JANTHEBLONDE 5/10/2014 12:54PM

    Awwww...... what a beautiful blog! Happy Mother's Day! I hope you have a nice and relaxing day!
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Happy Mother's Day!

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HELEN_BRU 5/10/2014 12:28PM

    So true! I love it. emoticon

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