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SONG HITS RENAMED FOR SENIORS. To Funny Not to Pass Along !!!


Monday, May 05, 2014

60'S OLD TIME HITS RE-NAMED FOR SENIORS
Should I laugh or cry!!

Some of the artists from the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers
who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday!

They include:

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Bobby Darin's ---
"Splish, Splash, I Was Having A Flash!"


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Herman's Hermits ---
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker !"


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Ringo Starr ---
"I Get By With A Little Help From Depends!"


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The Bee Gees ---
"How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?"


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Roberta Flack ---
"The First Time Ever I forgot Your Face!"

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Johnny Nash ---
"I Can't See Clearly Now!"


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Paul Simon---
" Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"

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The Commodores ---
"Once, Twice, Three times To The Bathroom!"

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Procol Harem---
"A Whiter Shade Of Hair!"


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Leo Sayer ---
"You Make Me Feel Like Napping!"

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The Temptations ---

"Papa's Got A Kidney Stone!"


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Abba---
"Denture Queen!"


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Tony Orlando ---
"Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall!"

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Helen Reddy ---
"I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore!"

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Leslie Gore---
"It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To!"

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And, last, but NOT least,

Willie Nelson ---
"On the Commode Again!"

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Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day!


TIME HITS RENAMED FOR SENIORS


There were pictures with all of these...That would have taken forever to post... Sorry...
My Old Attention Span doesn't last that long !!!
Enjoy !
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SHARSUE 5/7/2014 1:15PM

    Too funny!
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IMAVISION 5/6/2014 6:14PM

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God bless!



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NASFKAB 5/5/2014 11:15AM

  great

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NORASPAT 5/5/2014 10:25AM

    Very well done Patti, I would have loved to have seen the pictures but it was an easy time to use my imagination. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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MOJO0607 5/5/2014 9:49AM

    Too funny...thanks for the Monday Morning chuckles!

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1HAPPYSPIRIT 5/5/2014 9:46AM

    Too cute!!!! emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 5/5/2014 9:43AM

    BWAHAHAHAHA!

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