Saturday, May 03, 2014
A truck driver was driving along the freeway.
A sign comes up that reads, "Low bridge ahead".
Before he knows it, the bridge is ahead of him and he gets stuck
under the bridge.
Cars are backed for miles.
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walksto the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,
"Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says,
"Nah, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas!"
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area,
so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there
that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"