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Just A Short One Today

Friday, May 02, 2014



Feeling a little so so today so I'm just posting a joke to "hopefully" keep you laughing


In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery.

To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

"Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's yet another wee one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another baby.

"Now don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another!" cried the doctor.

The new father scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor. "Do ya think it's the light that's attractin' them?"

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MCJULIEO 5/6/2014 8:34PM

    Hee hee hee...

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DESERTDREAMERS 5/3/2014 5:18AM

    "Go into the light, baby!"

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LITTLEWIND53 5/2/2014 10:41PM

    Joke is really funny, but I just love that wee kitty's expression...... emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 5/2/2014 6:30PM

    Hahahahaha~ spoken like an Arkan~sawyer! Thanks for a good laugh, Jules~ *hugs* Hope your blues are banished~ never to return. Love ya, gal~ *Hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LJOYCE55 5/2/2014 1:53PM

  just like moths!

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Hope you're feeling better than so so by the time you read this Jules.


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COASTAL6 5/2/2014 10:44AM

    It made me laugh!
Thank you!
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123ELAINE456 5/2/2014 9:46AM

  Great One!!! LOL!!! God Blessings Always. Have a Wonderful Weekend. Hugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tale Care.

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JANEGIBE 5/2/2014 9:24AM

    I agree ... Put the light down... Just too funny.. Have a good one.. and as always good laugh for the day... Lol Just Me Jane

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SPOKENWORD 5/2/2014 9:09AM

    Bahahaha!! I would put that light down! ...step away from the light! emoticon

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SANDRALEET 5/2/2014 8:55AM

    Good one emoticon

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DEBBYFROMMT 5/2/2014 8:46AM

    Oh no! Being from Missouri originally, we had a lot of Arkansas jokes: Why don't the Arkansas University cheerleader graze? Artificial turf emoticon

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