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Time To Talk!

Sunday, April 27, 2014

OK Cookie, lets get this straight this time around. There is no room for you in my life! Yes, I just finished a workout and need a little fuel to get me through to the next meal. But that fuel is not YOU!!!

Grrr... Sometimes you frustrate me so much. Seems like no matter what I say it goes in one sugar molecule and right out another! Why do you have to just sit there and taunt me like that? It's just cruel and sad all at once.

What's that Cookie? You need a friend? Well Cookie, if you knew how to be a better friend and cleaned your genetic make-up up, people might be more inclined to accept you into their life. But, oh NO! You never plan to change. You want to stay just as you are. Don't you realize Cookie, the reason people are ditching you is because your making them sick and messing with their lives.

What??? Be more gentle? Who are you kidding? How gentle have you ever been with me? Let me answer that for you, since all of a sudden you've lost your voice. YOU haven't! You've gone out of your way to make me sick.

Not all your fault? No, it isn't. It's my fault as well for allowing you to do it in the first place. But the biggest violaters are the manufacturers. They going around spreading untrue stories about you. You are not good for me or anyone else, no matter what language they use to describe you.

Almost had me??? Cookie, you've got some serious brain damage if you think I'll ever come crawling back to you! So, listen to me very carefully, GET OUT OF MY LIFE AND STAY OUT!!!

I will win this battle and you will be gone!
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  • CHYRSANTHEMUM
    😀 rotter cookies. Great post
    878 days ago
  • SHELTER-PETS
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    880 days ago
  • WINACHST
    Oh, if that cookie could only talk. emoticon I enjoyed your cookie dialogue
    881 days ago
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  • SURVIVOR61
    I absolutely love your approach to handling your trigger food. I do this in my mind when I go shopping or get up at night when looking into the fridge and it works. I think I will incorporate in to my journaling as well. It is after all positive reinforcement. Love it, Love it.... Keep up the Great job !!! emoticon emoticon emoticon
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    Jill

    882 days ago
  • ZANYGIRL1
    emoticon Love your imagination with the cookie!!!!! emoticon
    882 days ago
  • MOTTAMAMALOU
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    You have such a great imagination. When I 1st saw the name Cookie I thought you were talking to my sister. That's her name.
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    882 days ago
  • SWEET_ADELINE47
    Mornin" my friend. Love it, as usual. Thank you for making me smile again this AM. When you talk to your food, it's like you are talking to a person who is standing there tempting you. But really that is not far from the truth, because there is someone tempting. The same "person" that tempts us in everything else and just as Jesus said told satan to get away when he was being taunted we have to "shoo" the enemy away. You are "shoo"ing the tempter away. Keep on "shoo"ing! I am so glad to have you as a friend. Have a wonderful day. Judy emoticon
    883 days ago
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