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Amish meet the elevator

Saturday, April 26, 2014

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son,I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,a fat old lady in a motorized cart moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

The doors opened and a young blonde stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....

'Go get your Mother!'

PS
This is not meant to offend anyone.
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COLLEENCONQUERS 5/4/2014 11:29AM

    no offense taken .. emoticon and i agree, where is that elevator ..i wanna ride !! emoticon

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PAMNANGEL 4/27/2014 7:03PM

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KANOE10 4/27/2014 10:14AM

    Funny.

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PHEBESS 4/27/2014 9:58AM

    Funny!!!!!

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0309COOKIE 4/27/2014 9:39AM

    Lol.

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ANTIGONAKI 4/27/2014 8:33AM

    Too funny

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CLAIREINPARIS 4/27/2014 7:52AM

    Oh this is just wonderful!!! Thank you Anna!!! emoticon

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NORASPAT 4/26/2014 11:05PM

    ANNA I love these kind of jokes. they are a real visual.

I could imagine that scenario could happen some place.

ENLIGHTENMENT ! Pat in Maine. !!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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PEG2584 4/26/2014 10:59PM

    Exactly where is that elevator? I want a ride!!
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GOANNA2 4/26/2014 10:29PM

    I want that elevator too!

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LITTLEWIND53 4/26/2014 10:28PM

    I WANT THAT ELEVATOR! LOL

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MORTICIAADDAMS 4/26/2014 10:12PM

    I totally loved the joke though I have no idea what the comment below me meant and what this joke has to do with politics. I'm not sure why someone would deliberately want to offend other people for any reason.

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MERRYMARY42 4/26/2014 10:00PM

    anyone it would offend has to be a democrat,

now that was a joke meant to offend emoticon

kidding I loved it. completely new to me

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DMEYER4 4/26/2014 9:57PM

  this is great. thanks for the laugh

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