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New Lyrics for Old Songs


Friday, April 25, 2014

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "mashed potato" as if it were yesterday.


They include:

Bobby Darin ---
"Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash" emoticon

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Herman's Hermits ---
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker" emoticon
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Ringo Starr ---
"I Get By With A Little Help From Depends" emoticon
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The Bee Gees -- -
"How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?" emoticon
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Roberta Flack---
"The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face" emoticon
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Johnny Nash ---
"I Can't See Clearly Now.?" emoticon
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Paul Simon---
"Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver" emoticon
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The Commodores ---
"Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom" emoticon
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Procol Harum---
"A Whiter Shade Of Hair?"
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Leo Sayer ---
"You Make Me Feel Like Napping" emoticon
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The Temptations ---
"Papa's Got A Kidney Stone" emoticon
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ABBA---
"Denture Queen" emoticon
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Tony Orlando ---
"Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall"
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Helen Reddy ---
"I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore"
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Leslie Gore---
"It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To" emoticon
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And Last but NOT least....

Willie Nelson ---
"On the Commode Again" emoticon
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GENRE009 5/1/2014 6:25PM

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TMCAT1129 4/26/2014 9:05AM

    This blog is so funny! emoticon Boy do I feel old, emoticon I know these songs!!! emoticon Thanks for sharing, you always manage to start my day with a huge smile! emoticon

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RAINA413 4/26/2014 12:51AM

    Oh my goodness!!! This made me laugh so hard I could barely catch my breath!!

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JANEGIBE 4/25/2014 7:12PM

    I am laughing too hard.. I may might need the Depends... LOL Just Me

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SHAKESALOT 4/25/2014 5:43PM

    Too funny!!!!! : )

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1CRAZYDOG 4/25/2014 4:43PM

    Do I emoticon or emoticon I remember ALL of these songs too!

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GIVEUP30 4/25/2014 3:51PM

    I remember Bobby Darin one but none of the others. emoticon

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TREV1964 4/25/2014 1:20PM

    Linda -

What have you done?

This blog makes me feel old because I can easily remember when this lot came out for the first time.

Great stuff - thoroughly enjoyed it.

Cheers

Trev

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LINDAKAY228 4/25/2014 9:56AM

    Those are so funny because I can remember all those original songs and now can more relate to their new versions ha ha

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KAREN608 4/25/2014 9:35AM

    The older rockers now have their new songs! yay.

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MT-MOONCHASER 4/25/2014 8:58AM

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That Paul Simon one was pretty close to home....

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p.s. Did you ever read MAD Magazine??

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123ELAINE456 4/25/2014 7:56AM

  Awesome!!! Thank You.

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