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Wednesday 4-23-2014 Assortment

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
Q: Who was the only president to never live in the White House?

A: George Washington
•Wearing yellow makes you look bigger on camera; green, smaller.

•Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

•Organized crime is estimated to account for 10% of the United States' national income.


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DOLLYHOLLY 4/23/2014 11:49AM

    So I'll no longer wear yellow then... emoticon

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    Lol. Thanks

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    Note to self: wear green!

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