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Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Night Watchman

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning position and hired two people: one person to write the instructions (GS-12) and one person to do time studies (GS-11).

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Q.C. position and hired two people, one GS-9 to do the studies and one GS-11 to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a timekeeper (GS-09) and a payroll officer (GS-11) and hired two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative position and hired three people: an Admin. Officer (GM-13), an Assistant Admin. Officer (GS-13) and a Legal Secretary (GS-08).

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost," so they laid off the night watchman.


Late to work

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.

So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.

Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.

"Boss", he said, " The pill actually worked!"

"That's all fine" said the boss, " But where were you yesterday?"


More Words

A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000."

Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the study results.

The wife thought for a while, then finally she said to her husband, "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."

The husband said "What?"
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GENRE009 5/1/2014 2:08PM

    very cute!

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MYAKAYAH 4/22/2014 8:23PM

    Interesting stories indeed!

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LINOVER 4/22/2014 5:55PM

    The first one sounds pretty accurate to me!
The last one also is true! emoticon

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CATLADY52 4/22/2014 5:45PM

    Love the one about the night watchman. It is so close to reality that it is scary. emoticon

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IMUSTLOSEIT1 4/22/2014 2:22PM

    The 1st one about the govr. is so true, just wish they would read this.

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SANDRALEET 4/22/2014 2:17PM

    Yep that is the government

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ALICIA214 4/22/2014 2:13PM

 

Good ones Thanks for sharing..

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HANNAHSGRAMMIE 4/22/2014 2:00PM

    These are great, especially the first one. Sad, but so true!

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