Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Today is National Jelly Bean Day!
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll?
A: No one knows, it's never been done.
Q: In 1981, which person defeated Giscard d'Estaing to become the first left-wing French president since Charles de Gaulle?
A: FRANCOIS MITTERAND
•Early Romans used to use porcupine quills as toothpicks.(Necessity is the mother of invention!)
•Beelzebub is Hebrew for 'Lord of the Flies'.
•A broken clock is always right twice a day.
•A moth has no stomach.