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Monday 4-21-2014 Assortment


Monday, April 21, 2014

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup.
She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?"
Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.'"

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Q: Of all the 3-digit numbers from 100 to 999, how many contain only odd digits?

A: 125 of them; because the first digit can be odd 5 ways, the second digit, 5 ways, and the third, 5 ways.
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•The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means 'to exercise naked.'

•The most common time for a bank robbery is Friday, between 9 and 11 a.m. The least likely time is Wednesday, between 3 and 6 p.m.

•Australia's Great Barrier Reef is 1,250 miles long!


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PEGGYO 4/21/2014 3:12PM

    thanks

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THRIVE2DAY 4/21/2014 2:02PM

    The 1st story about the little boy and his grandma is absolutely precious! emoticon Blessings and emoticon

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PDSLIM 4/21/2014 10:44AM

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DOLLYHOLLY 4/21/2014 9:43AM

    Very cool! Gymnasein = naked exercise. Reminds me of this new fad called Naked Yoga. LOL

I remember when I was young I used to mishear words on tv too. I like that "Soldiers in your cup!" How cute is that?!

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RHOOK20047 4/21/2014 8:05AM

    Great Monday Chuckle

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DESERTDREAMERS 4/21/2014 7:43AM

    Maybe I should plan my banking after 3 pm on Wednesdays?

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THINFITFEMINIST 4/21/2014 7:26AM

    My dad use to drink Folgers. Starbucks is much better!

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SUZIPAM1 4/21/2014 7:08AM

    what does soldiers in your cup mean? it was funny - thanks a lot - outta the moujths of babes hey?

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DMEYER4 4/21/2014 7:01AM

  thanks for sharing

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TWEETYKC00 4/21/2014 6:49AM

    Cool, thanks for sharing!

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