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# Monday 4-21-2014 Assortment

### Monday, April 21, 2014

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup.
She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?"
Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.'"

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Q: Of all the 3-digit numbers from 100 to 999, how many contain only odd digits?

A: 125 of them; because the first digit can be odd 5 ways, the second digit, 5 ways, and the third, 5 ways.
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•The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means 'to exercise naked.'

•The most common time for a bank robbery is Friday, between 9 and 11 a.m. The least likely time is Wednesday, between 3 and 6 p.m.

•Australia's Great Barrier Reef is 1,250 miles long!

• PEGGYO
thanks
1366 days ago
The 1st story about the little boy and his grandma is absolutely precious! Blessings and
1366 days ago
• PDSLIM

1367 days ago
• DOLLYHOLLY
Very cool! Gymnasein = naked exercise. Reminds me of this new fad called Naked Yoga. LOL

I remember when I was young I used to mishear words on tv too. I like that "Soldiers in your cup!" How cute is that?!
1367 days ago
• RHOOK20047
Great Monday Chuckle
1367 days ago
• DESERTDREAMERS
Maybe I should plan my banking after 3 pm on Wednesdays?
1367 days ago
• THINFITFEMINIST
My dad use to drink Folgers. Starbucks is much better!
1367 days ago
• SUZIPAM1
what does soldiers in your cup mean? it was funny - thanks a lot - outta the moujths of babes hey?
1367 days ago
• DMEYER4
thanks for sharing
1367 days ago
• TWEETYKC00
Cool, thanks for sharing!
1367 days ago