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Mr. Smith Is Dead

Thursday, April 03, 2014

A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm's senior partner had passed away unexpectedly.

"Is Mr. Smith there?", asked the client on the phone.

"I'm very sorry, but Mr. Smith passed away last night," the receptionist answered.

"Is Mr. Smith there?", repeated the client.

The receptionist was perplexed. "Perhaps you didn't understand me I'm afraid Mr. Smith passed away last night."

"Is Mr. Smith there?", asked the client again.

"Ma'am, do you understand what I'm saying?", said the exasperated receptionist. "Mr. Smith is DEAD!"

"I understand you perfectly," the client sighed. "I just can't hear it often enough."
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RDEE22 4/5/2014 7:02AM


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    Obviously Mr Smith was not well liked...LOL!
Hope your having a good week...TGIF

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MILPAM3 4/3/2014 10:08PM

  Poor Mr. Smith. His reputation followed him.

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GRAMMYEAC 4/3/2014 9:20PM


Doesn't sound like a satisfied client!

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KKKAREN 4/3/2014 2:08PM

    cute, poor lawyers always get razzed.

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1CRAZYDOG 4/3/2014 11:53AM

    Uh oh. Sounds like there was some smoke in THAT teepee!

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