Thursday, April 03, 2014
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
A guy says to a dentist, "$90 to pull a tooth? That's only about one minute's work!" The dentist says, "I can make it last longer if you'd like."
What would you say if Jesus sneezed in front of you?
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. Davidís Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord. - See more at: http://jestkidding.com/jokes/b