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Talking Dog for Sale

Sunday, March 30, 2014

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.

"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars."

The guy says he'll buy him, but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him for $10?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar."
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MYAKAYAH 4/8/2014 12:05AM

    I liked this a lot lol~

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GENRE009 3/31/2014 12:59AM

    I did this joke at least six months ago. I copied it right off the wall at a holistic doctors office. I thought it was cute. When I copied it , it was a guy driving down a country road in Montana. where a farmer was selling the dog in back of his farm at his barn. eva

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HELEN_BRU 3/31/2014 12:57AM

    Good one!

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MERRYMARY42 3/30/2014 10:11PM

    good one

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MARYB73 3/30/2014 9:08PM

    Funny!


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