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Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Flight Attendant

Friday, March 07, 2014

I enjoyed this one

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying
frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and
proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans ,
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took the crabs home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think
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JILL313 5/16/2014 8:53PM

    emoticon Laughter is so good for us. Thank you for sharing this, it's so funny. . .& easy to imagine. emoticon

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NIKALE 5/4/2014 10:57AM

  Gorgeous!

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1CRAZYDOG 4/6/2014 8:10PM

    That was thinking outside the box . . . of crabs! Makes me proud to be blonde! emoticon

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GOANNA2 3/13/2014 8:16PM

    Yeah for blonde power!

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1BEACHWALKER 3/13/2014 12:56AM

    emoticon Got even with that guy!!!

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IGNITEME101 3/12/2014 4:59PM

    haha! emoticon

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PEANUTSDOG17 3/11/2014 10:52AM

  I'm a bottle high-light blonde! emoticon

Very cute

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TIME2BLOOM4ME 3/8/2014 10:16PM

    So funny !!!

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PHEBESS 3/7/2014 11:39PM

    YAY for the flight attendant!!!!

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RDEE22 3/7/2014 9:33PM

    Love it! Thanks for my morning smile! emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 3/7/2014 7:57PM

    Right on both counts! HUGS!

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REGILIEH 3/7/2014 7:40PM

    LOVE IT!!!!

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