Friday 3-7-2014 Assortment
Friday, March 07, 2014
The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."
On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"
"Yes," the boy's mother answered.
"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.
"Who cares?" the mother replied.
Q: Which athlete, in 1992, said the following: "I am angry that I was put in the position of having to lie if I wanted to protect my privacy." ?
A: TENNIS PLAYER HUR ASHE, ANNOUNCING THAT HE HAD AIDS
•Gardening is said to be one of the best exercises for maintaining healthy bones.
•Nearly 30% of female lottery winners hide their winning ticket in their bras.
•Mexican Jumping Beans jump because of moth larvae inside them.