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Wednesday 3-5-2014 Assortment

Wednesday, March 05, 2014

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate.

"Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you overturn the wagon."

"That's very nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Dad would like me to."

"Aw, come on, son!" the farmer insisted.

"Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "but Dad won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked the host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad's going to be real upset."

"Don't be silly!" said the neighbor. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon," replied Willis.
My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she would organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was away.

When I popped in one evening to see how he was managing, he crowed, "I made a cake, frosted it, washed the kitchen windows, cleaned all the cupboards, scrubbed the kitchen floor, walls and ceiling and even had a bath."

I was about to concede that perhaps he was a better manager than his wife, when he added sheepishly, "When I was making the chocolate frosting, I forgot to turn off the mixer before taking the beaters out of the bowl, so I had to do all the rest."
My wife never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she called the orderly room to speak with me. The person who answered told her to call me at the extension in the band rehearsal hall.

"He can be reached at 4700, Ma'am," the soldier advised.

With a sigh of exasperation, my wife responded, "And just what time is that?"
In the year 1500, what product did Jacques Nicot introduce for the first time into France?


TOBACCO - the word nicotine comes from his name
According to the U.S.G.S. (United States Geological Survey) of Niagara Falls, it appears that almost 1/3 of the Canadian Falls lies within US Territory.

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SCHADWE 3/5/2014 9:18PM

    lol, We know about the falls, gave up arguing it a long time ago....

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PEGGYO 3/5/2014 3:49PM


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PDSLIM 3/5/2014 9:56AM


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    Love the military time story - we work on a 24 hour clock at the VA hospital. If I have to stay overtime in the morning, I do OK for the first half hour: 0800, 0815, 0825. Then, I flip to 2030 (8:30P). They've learned to not keep me too late!

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ELRIDDICK 3/5/2014 8:15AM

  Thanks for sharing

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